Game 7, cycling, THE GREATEST MAN ON THE INTERNET

Game 7:
I have to admit that i rather face the Cavs than the Celtics. The reason behind it - the number of superstars that i'm facing.

In the Cavs, there is only LBJ.
-LBJ is the primary/top scorer. The guy(eric gordon) in my team who is guarding him is undersized and under-skilled. LBJ can just post up on him and it will definitely be a +2 for the cavs score counter. But i expect EG's rating to rise in the game of 2k11, simply because of his improvement and maybe, his participation in the recent FIBA.
-Mo Williams is not really a superstar, but he is still pretty dangerous all around.
-Shaq is a old superstar. Developers of 2k10 still gave him massive hops and a solid set of post moves. He can crush my center :S

Compare this with Celtics. There are the Big 3s in Boston for me to worry about. It will be thrice the horror... lol.

Ok so i have reached game 7 with the Cavs after losing to them in a closely contested game. Well I wonder if my player in 2k10 will crash after i complete the Finals (just like what some other users have faced)

Recently my involvement with post apocalyptic games such as L4D2 and Metro 2033 have set me thinking. What would I do when i'm the last man in Sengkang? The world has become a desolate city surface.

1) Go to the nearest NTUC and eat up all their fresh meat before they go bad.
2) Stock up on can food and water.
3) Go to the police station and grab some guns for personal protection(against infected/mutants)
4) Play basketball.

Lol this will never happen, but it is still an interesting question to ponder. So what would you do?

Cycling:
Cycling at the Pasir Ris park with Ivan Jeremy Yuki Wenbo is dam fun.

How did I pick up cycling skills? When I was really young, I rode on bicycles with supporting wheels attached to the back wheel. So, I rode on 4 wheels. Then, when I was K2/P1 I learnt to ride 2 wheeled bicycle. Hence, these bicycles skills seem to 'progress' and 'improve' gradually over a period of time.

Balance and speed is the key behind a smooth ride. A good balance will allow you to ride straight and will also give you total control over the bike's movement. A good minimal speed is needed to maintain your balance and keep you ridin. A faster spinning wheel can resist forces that attempt to topple it more effectively.

Wenbo, L2Cycle hahahahah.

Putting all these gaming/thinking aside, check out the greatest man on the internet!


RayWilliamJohnson is dam funny. The pedo-SMILE.

2k10, the crab and the 'journey'

Once again, screw NBA 2k10. It just simulated another game for me. This time round, the stats were better - 13pts 12 rebounds 5 blocks, but all these came at the cost of the Portland Trailblazers evening the series with me (1-1).

Screw it another time for the stupid AI. My player was subbed out when 4 mins were left in the final quarter. My Clippers were leading by 7 (not bad man!). I thought that the next time i get subbed in, the time will be 0.00 with a Clipper victory. Instead, I found my player in the court with ~30 sec left in the game and with a 8 pt deficit. Noob 09/10 Clippers team lol....

Hey dudes check out the crab dribble.



Now check out the journey (many travels)

Games L4D2, 2k10, AOE3... ... ...

LOL WHY DO PPL THINK THAT THE PREVIOUS POST WAS EMO. Hhahahahah I'm just ranting and stating some facts. Maybe ppl cant accept them ...? lol

Holiday liao, nothing to do. But slacking is fun too!

1) I'm trying to complete L4D2 The Parish: Bridge. I have tried a lot of times already, but have not managed to survive and finish it. It is either caused by the game crashing (lol) or zombies incapacitating me. The closest I got was about a 10 sec walk to the heli, but i failed coz a hunter pounced on me and the AI where still stuck behind getting owned by the horde (and tank?).

2) I'm trying to complete the playoffs in My Player NBA 2k10. So far i have swept the Kings and facing the Lakers now. Currently, I'm losing 0-2 to them, coz my teammates are pretty noob.

There are some irritating issues with the game. I quit and exited a game then i restarted it. Instead of having a rematch, the game stimulated the match without me playing. So in the stimualted game controlled by the AI, my player scored 2 points in 41 mins of play (WTF). Dam, it caused my ppg to drop like mad.

3) AOE is pretty fun too. I have found a winning strategies for diff countries.
Europeans - get the mortar, and field gun as the core of the offense. Deploy musketeers and whatever it takes to fend of anti-artillery units and calvary. Meanwhile, use your artillery to wreak havoc. Monitors firing a long range shell from the sea can be devastating too.

Warchiefs - they are late gamers, so it is important to farm and survive in early stages of battle. Those tribe ppl and horses drapped with cloth are going to be ripped apart by artillery. Get 25 villagers to dance on the fire pit and produce the elite units for free once you gain the ability to build them. These units are unstoppable in numbers, seriously!

Asians - i like them man. The consultate is very helpful as you can get some european units that can benefit your army and gives you a more flexible offensive strategy.
Chinese - You can choose to build the wonder than produces flying crow (artillery) for free in the early game and deploy the european strategy OR play normally and build a army of arquibusiers, changdao swordmens, calvary, flamethrower andflying crow.

Jap - you should just mass a big army of samurais. Late game samurais have AOE attacks and high damage. But dont forget about the units that protects the samurais, if not the samurai army will be ripped apart, wasting your resources.

Indian - Have a balanced army of the elephants and you will do fine :D

Inferiority Complex

I've finally found the mood to post something.

What is inferiority complex? In NUS high, there are 3 main causes.

1) Your grades are KNS (like shit). Unless you are the type that doesnt care about studies, if not you will definitely like a loser (I can gurantee you). For example, getting 1/16 for Q1 and Q2 for geog exam is enough to make me a total loser.

2)Your grades are KNS w.r.t the rest of NUS high population. This happens when everyone else excels, except you. They are able to manage english well and score a relatively high grade of B to B+ due to their stronger foundation in english. While one may not expect them to do well for chinese, they surprise one by scoring above average for exams. Therefore, one is inferior as one gets owned in all aspects by the elites.

3)Disparity in wealth. These people are those with cool gadgets, branded stuff and blings. They probably talk with a swagger and diffrent class from the rest. Sometimes, I'm really envious of them, but at the same time, I don't wish to turn myself into the type of people with I dislike (rich and spoilt lol..). I think the main problem with them is the lack of appreciation for everything.

Ok i think im stereotyping NUS students.

Post Exams

Woohoo exams ended. I can predict that my best exam is math (not ppv!) and the worst is obviously.... the hated.... ENGLISH.

But let me show you all my awesome calculations for the math rhek (?) and giona question.
1/2 - 32000/(D+10)^3 = 0
-32000/(D+10)^3 = -1/2
1/(D+10)^3 = 32000 -1/2
D+10 = cube root (2/63999)
D = cube root (2/63999) - 10

hmmm so what the heck is cube root (2/63999)??? Haha... Heng ah I showed correct differentiation, so I'm getting 1/4 marks (yay)

Well this is what happens when you 眼睛贴 stamp.

Ok but now, the exams are over! Yay!!!!

I'm feelin the pain in my muscles coz I had been staying home and mugging for the past week and not playing.

But it is also good to regain those energy that we had expended while fighting for the grades by eating buffet (oh yeah Ivan) and use this gained energy to ditch Ivan while inside the City Sq Mall (oh yeah Wenbo Jeremy).

I solved my phone problem too. Lol I cant retrieve the old messages in my old phone, so I will never know which tard smsed me (I cant see it!). The solution was to get a new phone, a Nokia x3-02. Cheap and good enough for me. But something I really hate about the phone is the crappyshitlousycheapnoob headset. Seriously man, my 2 year old Samsung headset owns it upside down. There isn't any sound insulation and worse of all, no bass!! Maybe I shouldn't complain so much on a $48 phone =) Best part of the phone is probably the Wi-Fi, coz it means that next time I will be able to check NBA scores in school yipeee!

Chinese songs

Meaningful lyrics. Listening to old chinese songs..
These songs are from my sis haha



窗外的麻雀在电线杆上多嘴
你说这一句很有夏天的感觉
手中的铅笔在纸上来来回回
我用几行字形容你是我的谁
秋刀鱼的滋味猫跟你都想了解
初恋的香味就这样被我们寻回
那温暖的阳光象刚摘的鲜艳草莓
你说你舍不得吃掉这一种感觉
雨下整夜我的爱溢出就象雨水
院子落叶跟我的思念厚厚一叠
几句是非也无法将我的热情冷却
你出现在我诗的每一页
雨下整夜我的爱溢出就象雨水
窗台蝴蝶象诗里纷飞的美丽章节
我接着写把永远爱你写进诗的结尾
你是我唯一想要的了解
雨下整夜我的爱溢出就象雨水
院子落叶跟我的思念厚厚一叠
几句是非也无法将我的热情冷却
你出现在我诗的每一页
那饱满的稻穗幸福了这个季节
而你的脸颊象田里熟透的蕃茄
你突然对我说七里香的名字很美
我此刻却只想亲吻你倔强的嘴
雨下整夜我的爱溢出就象雨水
院子落叶跟我的思念厚厚一叠
几句是非也无法将我的热情冷却
你出现在我诗的每一页
整夜我的爱溢出就象雨水
窗台蝴蝶象诗里纷飞的美丽章节
我接着写把永远爱你写进诗的结尾
你是我唯一想要的了解

Exams

Eng is really really hopeless. I tried to put in effort, but then in the end still got owned lol (esp speech)

Geog kinda sucks too