Hey kids, sorry I have been MIA the past bit but I was up in Park City sundancing and stargazing. What fun we had! My dear friend Pinky and I took the town by storm, seeing 5 movies, and meeting over a hundred celebs in just 4 days!
Needless to say no I am completely exhausted and getting back into the swing of things has been a bit on the rough side.
Anywho,
My fave Sundance moment, obviously, was getting a pic with my husband James Franco, yes I met him last year, but now I'm obsessed with him, so it counts more.
James was getting mobbed by like 70 people. (When Pinky and I started telling this story he was getting mobbed by like 30 people. The number keeping escalating but I've chosen to cap it off at 70. Realistically it was probably like 55) Anyway, James is getting mobbed by 70 people, I saw him and screamed "Its James Fucking Franco!" Pinky immediately pushes her way through the crowd, gets her pic and then asks the beautiful Mr Franco if he can wait till her friend who is " completly obsessed with him" can get up there to take her pic with him (Side note, if you had spent the past 48 hours with me like Pinky had, you would of understand her motivation to get me up there. I had said:
"Where's James Franco. I want to find James Franco. "Why I can't I find James Franco?!?!" about 2,000 times. (Yes, that is close to the actual number of times I said it, and not and exaggeration) He said his manager had "fucked up" so he was going to be there for awhile. So thanks to Pinky and the help of another Sundance friend I made my way to my loves side. Ahhhh Bliss.

The pic was then followed by me saying the following:
"You are my favorite actor!"
"I'm totally obsessed with you!
"I love you"
"You were amazing in 127 Hours!"
"127 Hours almost made me throw up but you were amazing!"
"I Love you!"
"Can I give you a hug?"
Then the talented and lovely Mr Franco nodded his beautiful head and I proceeded to hug him. Yes, he hugged back.
For the record I will now be single forever because I am now saving myself for the idea of James Franco. And lets be honest. No man will ever be able to live up to that.