Ballet concert is finally over. So this means no more ballet until i find time to continue. :( Sad.

I had my first experience of being stalked yesterday. The little kids in flower costumes. Ok i regret teaching them the moose song.

I shan't bother to elaborate on the horrors of being stalked cause i have to go chiong a PSL session proposal.

27dec
Today was a fantabulistic day!

PSL session training was great :) T&D did a good job although the part about the mock PSL session was erm, kinda embarrassing but ahha we learn from it. Treasure trove is a super violent game haha. But it was a super fun game as well! Yay well the training was real useful so we know how to deal with bo-chup people and all even though i was a bad mock PSL. Like the time i said: How can you say that? You hurt her feelings! And then i was thinking : Whoops mistake alert!

Butt-writing is a humiliating form of punishment :D But i don't mind

After the training i went out with the JPSLs and SPSLs present while the PSLs were having their meeting. Went to Far East to eat ramen. When we all squeezed into the elevator (with a poor guy squashed at the corner) the erm, overload-alarm went off. Oops. I ordered a Healthy Mushroom Ramen and then i wanted to pay my $4 so i said: Muo Gu De to the cashier person and then my evil batchmates laughed cause they thought the way i said Muo Gu to the cashier was funny. Well it was :)

The SPSLs eat much faster than us. They ordered after us and yet finished like 10-15 minutes earlier? That just goes to prove my theory that as you get older you can eat faster. So haha my dad can't say that i eat to slow anymore cause how can i compare to him? He's 33 years older.

After our lunch meeting me and Nadia and Shao and Elaine and some SPSLs went to Lido to watch I Am Legend. Elaine couldn't watch though. She had table tennis training. So we went to Lido and there was a PRIVATE SALE at Isetan. HELLO IM NERDZ AND IM PLAYING BOGGLE. Then Laura made me stand in front of a 27 Dresses movie poster and let her take a picture of me. Haha.

Sat around for more than an hour before buying the tickets. Then some PSLs came to join us and i ended up sitting in between Chow Yue and Nadia. There were so many of us PSB people wearing the same shirt people must think we're from some sort of tour group. Well it was super fun watching the movie with so many people you know. Then everyone was clutching onto each other and then at the scary parts everyone can gasp and scream together.

And that was why today is a fantabulistic day. :D

The weirdest thing happened at 1am yesterday.

We were back from the airport after seeing my dad off and when we entered the house we found Rabby sitting on the yoga mat. So my mom went "Come and look at Ah Boy! So cuuute!" And then we all went and gave Rabby lots of pats and all. But that's not the weird part. Gushing over Rabby is very normal.

Then Dong went and got some of Rabby's favourite food -pellets- and this is where the weird comes in:
He didn't go running for his food.

Nope he just sat there even more gong than Bebe Yip (:P) so we knew something was seriously wrong with that bunny. So mom took the whole container of pellets over and put it right in front of Rabby's face. But he still didn't move. So naturally everyone PANICKED.

The rest of the night (or rather, superduper early morning) was emotional and sad and all. We thought that Rabby was sick or something cause he just kept changing spots to sit in like a dead slug and my mom was the saddest of us all. She even said that if Rabby died she would never get another pet again.

Next morning:

Mom: Wake up lah.
Me: What time is it?
Mom: 12
Me: Oh man.
Mom: Rabby is normal again leh! I checked on him at 6 and he was acting normal. I'm gonna go give him veggies.

After giving veggies to Rabby:

Mom: Rabby is really fine now cause he attacked me for the veggies as usual.
Me: See, toldja he was just tired.

So now that all this drama is over we have concluded that Rabby was just being an emorabbit and there was nothing wrong with him in the first place.

Reporting day was great :) You can see all the sec ones and feel a little better about your height. But still lots of them were taller than me gahh. Walking around in court shoes hurt your feet. The floor feels real funny when you take them off. But it's kinda fun wearing them too :D And they make you feel taller.

I'm gonna be in 202 next year! Actually i think 1/3 of the people in 202 next year are from 101. But it's kinda sad cause i heard that lots of cliques form in sec 2 due to people only sticking to the people from their sec 1 classes. So i'm determined not to be one of them. So slap me if i do.

And i'm a 109 i/c next year :D :D :D Yay i can't wait to see those niners. If i'm lucky, they'll be just as enthu as dear 101. I love 101 loads and loads and loads. <3 And i hope i'll like 202.

*Clears throat* To all 202ers out there, here's to a great year! *Clinks glass with no-one*

I don't know what to blog about.

Tomorrow is reporting day:) i can see my junior from SPS. maybe. She's dong's friend's sister and i played maple with her before. Haha. But i've never seen her. I think this is the first time i'm looking forward to school reopening. Not that i haven't been to school for a long time. During my time in SPS, holidays mean not entering school for the entire month unless there are any camps. Well i haven't exactly been deprived of school this holiday. But i don't really mind:)

Good luck to all people not used to wearing heels for tomorrow! :D

Dead blog.
Well it's back to singapore. Back to reality.
Singapore= reality
Not that there's anything really bad about spore but
Reality= you can't just laze around a naturally air-conditioned house in a foreign country and watch Boomerang cartoons all day
Jordan= laze around a naturally air-conditioned house in a foreign country and watch Boomerang cartoons all day
Singapore= reality
So that's why i say, back to singapore, back to reality

My natural alarm has been disturbed. In jordan bedtime was about 9.30 and i would just wake up at exactly 9.31 every day all by myself. I don't know why, it's just like that. And guess what time i woke up the next morning after i came back? 2.45pm. Then that night i couldn't fall asleep until the time my friends wake up during normal school days. The last time i looked at the clock before i fell asleep, it read 4.58am. I had gone to bed at around 1pm. It's getting better now. Last night the last time i saw the clock it read 3.50+. Haha.

Hope no one falls asleep reading my ramblings about my sleep patterns. :D

I'm dreaming about school all the time. Maybe i'm turning into a schoolaholic.

Yesterday:
I dreamt that for sec 2, i have been transferred to St Hilda's sec for no apparant reason. And then in my dream i also joined tennis. Which makes no sense because how do i join RG tennis when i'm already in St Hildas. And there was also something about Li Lao Shi from SPS and a chinese file and PHOEBE YIP. Li Lao Shi gave us back our chinese files and phoebe yip was sitting beside me. Oh yeah and i also dreamt that i took a bus to a weird clubhouse of some sort on the was home from RGS and as i was leaving i got offered some free autumn festival food samples and there were mooncake rolls (that don't exist) which were really flattened mooncakes rolled up.

Some other day:
I dreamt about training. (!!!) I was half an hour late for training which was held in this really faraway place and i travelled there by go-cart. We did fu jis and i was told by Claudia that there was actually a grading system for training and that TingFang got a D for obedience and i was superduperly shocked, because how can laoshi give TingFang a D for obedience, that's just plain wrong. (And please TingFang don't be sad cause i don't think you'll ever get a D for obedience and who grades students for obedience now anyways?) And then after training i realised that i didn't have enough money to take the mrt or bus or anything home (which was far far away). But the good news is that i woke up so i didn't have to have any money to travel home.

And then there were also some other dreams about school but i don't remember all of them. There was also one about the people who went to genting and kamala was in it too.

We were all in a school concert and kamala was performing. She was supposed to play the piano for one item but we waited and waited and nothing happened. So for some reason i marched up to the stage and i went to the piano which was BACKstage and there was the piano score so i tried to play the song. It wasn't hard but i made lots of mistakes and i was scolding myself and thinking "What are you doing man?" to myself and when i looked down at the audience, there was KAMALA! And then when i finished playing i went to her and begged her to go play that piece again because i hated myself for taking her place and she was refusing and in the end she agreed. But it turns out she wasn't even supposed to play that piece in the first place and she was supposed to do some sort of dance and i was in shock because i made a fool of myself.

Well okay i know my mind is weird.

Hey everyone :)


I'm in my dad's house in Jordan and i wish i had a house like this is spore. :( It's sooo pretty and there's a garden with a lime tree and orange trees cause the landlady loves gardening. The landlord & landlady live upstairs and we get the whole downstairs for ourselves whee. I could get used to this :DDD


Egypt was totally like how suzhou was when i was a weenie little girl! Except i could read the signs in suzhou but i can't in egypt cause everything's in arabic. And egypt is real sandy not like suzhou which is erm not sandy. And the egyptians just look like malays so it didn't feel very foreign country-ish there.

Think the great pyramids of giza are in the middle of a desert far away from the towns and cities? Think again. I could just see them from my the hotel room window, which also means they're in the middle of the town, and not in the middle of a desert far away from the towns and the cities. You get the idea. It was kinda scary there not because of the curse or anything or the smell of camel poop but because of the camel owners and headdress salesmen there. Because of their kinda bad reputation, people are avoiding them like the plague and you can see how desperate they are to get you to buy their stuff or ride their camels. The headdress salesmen will say something like "This is a gift. You make a good arab!" and they'll put a headdress on your head which kinda means like SOLD! and you're stuck. Actually i kinda pity them cause my dad says in egypt the people don't earn much.

I didn't go inside the big pyramid (the giant triangular one) but i did go into the teenie deformed one because the entrance fee for the big one is 100 egyptian pounds = 20+ singapore dollars per person (!!!) and the entrance fee for the teenie pyramid was F.O.C.. The entrance was a tunnel like a slide down but with rungs and it was really steep so dong went down on her butt. Wasn't much inside just a stone room. And N.E.R.D was too tall so she also went down on her butt. WHOO! [And yes, she wrote those last two sentences.] (No I didn't!)

The sphinx was just the sphinx, nothing else to be said. Who says! It was BIG NICE AND SANDY!

I went to the supermarket last night! Gee that sounds weird. It was fun heh.

And last night i had a dream about school oh wow i actually dream about school! HURRY UP WILL YOU I NEED TO DO THE ELLLLLL BLOGSKIN! Anyways it was the 20th of december in my dream so reporting day was on the next day. I was in SPS but chewlin and brenda and jiaying and juliet and mrs wee were in my dream and i don't know why they were in SPS. I was kinda worried in my dream cause i didn't know what to do for reporting day. Chewlin and brenda and jiaying came in when i saw they were in aeroplane with no roof in the concourse and ready to go for an overseas school trip and juliet was telling me that the aeroplane was about to take off so i had to stand behind the yellow line. (Sounds familiar? And the funny thing is that there really is a yellow line at SPS to mark that no food was allowed beyond the yellow line:) After that i ate some rice for lunch from stall 2. As i was leaving the canteen i saw mrs wee and some other JPSLs at the learning circle and it turns out she was giving them a briefing on what to do for reporting day and what we were supposed to do was to wear our vests (which i haven't gotten yet in real life) and those black shoes for special occasions and i was thinking now how am i supposed to get them when reporting day is just tomorrow?!? And then chewlin and brenda and jiaying were waving to me from the plane that just took off. And then i woke up and realised that we were probably gonna be told what to do on reporting day during pre-orientation training and reporting day was NOT tomorrow so i relaxed.

(The writing in red is what nerd wrote.)

Guess where i'm at.
The free internet access station @ changi airport!
Bye:) The plane's gonna fly without me soon.

Did you know that i really, really, dread every single training? I'll be all whiney and sulky in the morning before training, and then during training, i'll be thinking to myself "This ain't so bad!". But no matter how many times i go through that dumb cycle, i still have the pre-training blues. Sad right?

There's one thing stuck in my mind right now.

Wanna guess what it is?

Ok here's a clue

E.

Here's another.

D.

And another.

W.

And another.

A.

If you are as obsessed with the series as i am, the answer would have just popped up in your mind when i gave the E away. For those poor deprived people who HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK *gaspgasp*, here's the answer:

E D W A R D C U L L E N

aka the vampire dude from Twilight. I don't know how Stephanie Meyer could make him so... ALIVE. I mean, people, or girls rather, all over the world are drooling over a non-existent character that only appears in text form. Maybe that's what makes her writing so great. And, try as i might, i just can't even IMAGINE how he looks but just READING about him makes him real enough. So real, yet so fake. As in so unbelievable. So unbelievably perfect.



Anyways i don't know what else to say and i don't want this post to get too embarrassing in an over-obsessed-fan way. So all i have to say is READ THE BOOK! And let yourself act like a daydreamy despo for awhile. It's alright. Me and the rest of the fan club would understand. :D

Guess who's back? Ahh this sentence is getting old.

Anyways genting was ok, not exceptionally fun, but ok. It's partially my fault because for some reason i decided to be super-emo those few days and i was like
h
g
i
h

then

l
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and ah well i found the flashing lights all over the place in the indoor theme park both annoying and depressing. Annoying because they were FLASHING LIGHTS and depressing because, like the CMPS people say, they were SUCKING loads of electricity away. Nerd was super annoyed with me for being such a wet blanket on the first day, going : I feel so emo man! and whining and everything. I mean me, not Nerd.

And during the trip, i found out that i have a fear of _____. Maybe it comes with being in a girl's school. AND i also found out that i feel insecure when
#1 I'm walking first in the line
#2 I'm not holding anything
#3 My hair is not tied up and i'm not at home, even when my hair is neat
#4 I'm wearing that pink sweater i wore at PSLTC. Funny how i felt ok then, but not now.
I don't think there's anything seriously wrong with me though, i don't go nut when i'm not holding anything, i just don't feel safe. Maybe like how high S people need security all the time.

This is if i start blabbing about DISC stuff again. When i took the DISC test i was like OHWOW so fascinated so i guess i have to at least explain what i talk about to people who didn't take the test before because i think you're gonna have to bear a lot more of that stuff.
DISC are different personality styles and the DISC test shows you an analysis of your personality. I took one at I.O. and another more detailed one at PSLTC. Nerd took one just today for some career guidance thingy.
D= Dominant, direct, decisive
I= Influential, interactive, interested in people
S= Steady, stable, secure
C= Correct, controlled, compliant
Guess what i am!

12th of november= baking for the children's home
12th of november= facilitating foreign scholar's orientation
12th of november= i won't be able to attend both of the above because i have to go to genting
RAWR
Somehow i just don't wanna go to genting this year anymore. And i don't know why. :(

PSB is love

Someone's back from PSLTC! And it was superduperly fun and enriching. :D

First of all, i just want to apologise to all the peeple i tried to (key word: tried to. meaning not necessarily succeeding in) comfort after the EYAs. Because during the counseling training, Ms Rona Tan was telling us about how NOT to counsel, and i am very sorry to say that i have done a lot of those stuff, eg. talking more than the counsel-ee. Yupp so sorry if any of you guys feel worse after my 'counseling sessions'. I'm really really sorry.

Ok back to PSLTC. Like i said, it was really fun and i still got to learn new stuff. AND i got to make lots and lots of friends! Like my SHIPMATES:

Ship Ahoy

Brenda is the high D in the ship, so she volunteers a lot and lots of times she takes the lead and she is not shy to contribute to the ship! And she sings canto opera really well too!

ChewLin was the sensiblest and sanest person left after SerYee and Sam left. And she is a great emo-er during the performance. "And you, you're just a bimbo!"

Desiree was kinda not feeling well, but she still contributed loads to the ship during the camp and she always has ideas! And she was both insane and sane, and it's really hard to strike a balance between the two, you know!

Janne is nice and very obsessed with Violet! " If only Violet were here, she'll know what to do!" Just kidding, not really, that was just part of our concert item. And her name is super cute. [JAN-NE] Just like her!

JiaYing is very funny esp when there's Nadia or the red crossers around. No offense, i just found you guys really cute when you all greet her :) Not including Nadia, cos Nadia doesn't greet her.

Samantha is very sweet and nice and also a lil' bit shy. And even though she didn't take the DISC test, we think she's a C so yes, we need extremely sane people in the ship like her too!

SerYee, the poor girl was not here for part 2 but after meeting her during part 1 i got to know her as a quiet girl but also very nice!

Ah so that's about it, my wunderful shipmates in a nut shell, but no ship's complete without
Facils
and the ones that are in this particular ship happen to be

Becca is super nice and i think the white specs make her look very cute and now whenever i think of her my brain associates her with GREEN shorts haha. And she taught us the beep-beebep-beep-beep little game!

MeiJia, the funny girl who loves food but is super thin! And she hate hugs, bad move telling us that, because we decided to force her into a group hug during initiation and unfortunately for her she wasn't armed with a badge to poke us with. And she draws well too!

Sharon is superhuman to be able to be the camp commander but still pay us the attention we need. I think she'll make a fantabulous RICHARD capt cos she's so nice! And she's both sensible and funny!

And there are many other PSLs who i have made friends with like duh, and they are all super nice and without them, camp wouldn't be fun, because what camp where there are no people be any fun right? Thanks for being great PSB erm mates! And MOST MOST importantly we have to thank our wunderful SPSLs for organising this camp!!! And Ms Rona Tan for training us in very important stuff that if i had not learnt i would cause a lot of damage to my sec 1 class. (yikes!)

Thanks to JeanHui's tuition teacher's squash toilet story, now whenever i go to any toilet, i drag my sister along to stand outside. Haha no just kidding, but i get this creepy feeling whenever i go to a room with a mirror in it. ~.~

Can't wait for reporting day!

If my blog could talk, this is what it'd say:

What is my purpose of my existence in this world man? Apparantly i'm supposed to be a thing for my creator to use to tell other people stuff, but oh yes guess what, my %&!*&^ creator updates me like, once in a thousand years? And even when she does update me, most of the time the stuff written on me is rubbish. Like this post. Because in case you haven't already guessed, she has no idea what to blog about so here she is pretending to know what i'm thinking. Whatevverrr.

Ok so it's MY TURN to talk.

#1
Last week of school.
I don't wanna be sec 2! I wanna stay in 101. I hear in sec 2 there will be lots of cliques. :( Sad reality.
BUT
Next year i get to make a sec 1 class bonded like how my PSLs made 101 so bonded and enthu! Although i'm not sure if it is possible for another class to be as enthu and ONEOHONE! But i shall try!

#2
BAKESALE!
I get to see my dear t3s again! And bake muffins!
ALRIGHT LISTEN UP EVERYBODY: BUY OUR GOODIES OR YE SHALL GET IT FROM ME.
But seriously, they're super duper yummy.

#3
PSB CAMP!
Yay PSB camp! [2nd & 3rd nov] Although honestly i think Ship Ahoy is still at the 'i know your name' part, not yet at the 'WHOOHOO WE ROCK MAN!' stage, as in, we're still not A GROUP. We're definitely a group, but not really A GROUP. D: Nevermind. Maybe things will get better during part 2?

The picture is cut off, but here's the missing part :I will STAND UP AND SPEAK OUT AGAINST POVERTY on 17th October 2007. Please join me. (And then the 'please join me' is supposed to be hyperlinked to http://community.livejournal.com/lacafetiere/2405.html)

It's the day for RGS to STAND UP AND SPEAK OUT AGAINST POVERTY! Y'know it's real great that students in RGS organise meaningful events, really.
Yay i'm so proud to be an Rafflesian! (clapclapclap)

Anyways
Yupp i think that it's real important that we bring this issue to the attention of world leaders. The fact that half the world is living in poverty is not to be ignored.

"The promise to end poverty inequality and hunger. The promise to stop children dying from preventable diseases. The promise to ensure basic education for all children, particularly girls. The promise to stop women dying during pregnancy and childbirth. The promise to provide water and sanitation and to protect the environment. The promise to provide more and better aid, fair trade and debt cancellation. The promise to achieve these goals by 2015. The promises that some of them [world leaders] have not kept." (taken from inet)

THE WORLD MUST STOP BREAKING PROMISES. PROMISES LIKE THIS. THE PROMISE TO HELP FEED THE STARVING, MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE FOR THEM.

(Just like the promise should be kept to bring co2 levels down to 1994 standards. But that's a different story.)

So STAND UP AND SPEAK OUT AGAINST POVERTY!

HEY GUESS WHO'S BACK???
It's me! Annette!
YEAH RIGHT.

ANYWAYS
EOYs are officially overrrrr! Whee :D This is as good as post-PSLE, only better cos we don't have lessons. BUT there's still training so yeah i can't go home early.
THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO:
1. Netball carnival!
2. Camp!
3. Drama night!
4. I don't know, just the post-EOYs activities?

Woah i can't belieeeve i didn't update my blog for more than a month already. Before this i had a million things in my mind to blog about and now my mind is just -BLANK-. Happens every time, so you see why my blog posts are all so randomish and i-don't-know-what-i'm-talking-bout-just-filling-up-spaceish. Great i shall stop wasting time trying to blog and go waste time on facebook instead.

Baking was super duperly fun! Lynnie mouse is a great acting buddy :D

"I'm tellin' yeh, it's outta order!"
"I know, man, that's why I'm orderin' from it! To give it some orders!"
"But it's outta order! As in it's like, spoiled!"
"Yeah, ah know it's spoiled, and it's also outta order yeh, so i'mma solvin' one problem at a time!"
"But its a machine! You don't talk to a machine!"
"But its still a...thing on the earth, man! A brother!"
"You know, ah think yeh should go to the I.M.H."
"Do THEY sell burgers there?"
"Yeh!"
"Ah dunno, man."
"JUST GO! It's very nice, yeh see, I.M.H. stands for I M HAPPY!!!!"
"Hmm, ah dunno."
"JUST GO!!!"
"Nah, ah don't think so, when there are people like you yellin' there."

Being the superbly kind-hearted people we are, we bakers decided to give the Richard house comm BROWNIES! But they didn't like them. Oh well at least we know, now, or we'll have an angry mob running after pitch forks demanding for their money back. Nevermind, Tan Ying Xin says she knows how to bake brownies (which i don't ) so maybe she'll know what's wrong with ours. Anyways HOMEMADE MUFFINS ROCK! Cos i really never tried baking them before, only cookies. And considering that there were only me and Rachel there baking 'em, i think we're pretty good muffin-newbies! I didn't try the cookies, but they sure looked good, and i only tried the first batch of brownies, and i think they were ok only they tasted too much like cake. Woohoo but i'm gonna be baking lots more after the EOYs to supply for the rest of the hungry+sweet-toothed RGS population!

This is what i get for being too high. It's all those BLA-der's fault for cheering so high-pitched. It's also the prefect's fault for copycat-ing them in Unite. It's also my fault for being high enough to follow them and try to break the pitch barrier(?). Yup and now i'm stuck eating fish soup/sliced fish mee sua/fish porridge until i'm well again. Or until the stall finally stocks up on their shredded chicken so there's enough to make me a chicken porridge instead. Which isn't a great improvement but I'M SICK OF FISH-ING(Eating fish :). It's like a marathon, first comes the sore throat, then comes the cough with sore throat, and finally today hurrah no more sore throat, but a FLU, yes a FLU to take over it! I know i sound super pathetic and feeling-sorry-for-myself-ish, hey but it isn't everyday you get to write a complainy post this long, eh? No, i'm just kidding, i'm not GLAD i'm sick, if i were during a holiday i must have something seriously wrong with me. Hope i can still go baking on friday.

HAIRSPRAY ROCKS :D

But i can't blame Tingfang for being too creeped out by John Travolta to watch it. I went through the whole movie thinking that he was a girl! Actually my mom already said: It's a man leh! during the movie, i thought she meant Edna SOUNDED like a man, because, yeah, i thought he was a girl. Anyways, regardless of the fact that J.T. is weird in the movie, HAIRSPRAY ROCKS. It's got great songs, great acting, great dancing etc.etc.etc. and apart from that it's got an AWESOME MESSAGE. See, in the movie, only white people get to be on TV when the TV station gets rid of 'negro day', the only day when the blacks get to be on TV, and the good guys in the movie are fighting for INTERGRATION not DISCRIMINATION because it ain't fair, yeah? So WATCH IT and think about the MESSAGE and your attitude towards other races. Cos even today, i see people showing prejudiced attitudes towards people of other races unknowinly, so yeah, i think it's really important that we DON'T DISCRIMINATE :D

Boo hoo SL term is over :( Actually i'm happy that i don't have to go up to people saying: er... your name tag's not on and i don't have to stand at the gate like a scarecrow anymore in the mornings. BUT i'll miss the T3SLs loads and loads <3 and the SLICks and just the whole SLism thingy.

Yay we had a party for dailaoshi in the gym today!

Decorated the gym with crepe paper from 8 to 9. Wenjun stood on a pile of mats and stuck the balloons up cos she had the SEXAYIEST and longest legs among the people already there. When laoshi came we turned up the music and stomped our feet to pretend we were the "xue zhangs" practising for the Tday dance. Which doesn't make any sense cos wh on earth would we perform AFTER teacher's day but anyways laoshi doesn't know, so whatever. Laoshi didn't scream or anything when she saw the party, just went SMILEY SHOCKY SMILEY. Truth or dare -or shi hua huo yong gan de shi (bad translation, but she understood)- with laoshi was really fun. We got to learn A LOT about her <3 life ahemahem and GASP she turned her BF's proposal down oh sob :( Poor Miao was forced into confessing a LOT too, even by laoshi.
Laoshi: Ni xi huan ni de nan peng you ma? (Do you like your BF?)
Miao: Wo mei you nan peng you!!! (I don't have a BF!!!)

And I had to propose to a pillar and sing ABC doing a handstand against the bar. Claudia was really funny. She had to stand outside the gym and yell: KISS MY ___!!! in both english and chinese (QING WO DE PI GU!!!) just so laoshi could hear. Aren't we evil?

After games we decided to stand on the mat pile and scream and wave at the people outside the school. Only a few nice ones waved back and anyways most people didn't see us. Blah.

HAPPY COACH DAY. JIAO LIAN JIE KUAI LE.

SL dance! <3<3<3
Prac today was really fun cos i finally learnt show me da $$ :)
And training was just a curtain away so i can stick my head in and say hi anytime i want. Not a lotta people went for training lah so laoshi let them slack. Melmiao was really nice and helped me re-choreo the ribbon part again. And i found out i wasn't supposed to point the ribbon downwards. I was supposed to point it upwards hehheh.
I'm watching CSS 2 now. GO ZHENGNING GO! :D
Yeah actually this is like the FIRST time i'm watching? Must support fellow Rafflesians :D

So many people to congratulate.

RGym exco 2008!

LinWen and Eunice Chong! Next-year PSLs!

Alanna! Softball vice capt 2008!

T3SLs! For getting in for Tday. Although i'm not sure if we were made to get in because anyways we were asked to do the dance. Yeah and i LOVE our MAFIA dance hehheh.

SHOW ME DA MONEY

I'm going nuts. Sometimes i don't know why i go nuts when other people have the same amount of homework that i have. Maybe its just that I'M nuts. Or that my IQ is getting lower. Maybe the Algernon-Gordon effect is taking place. Gak. I'm spouting nonsense.

Oh. My god. I think i need a manicure.
The sun. I swear. Is bleaching out my coloured hair.
Red blue yellow green. What's the colour of my team?
I don't know. I don't care. How am i supposed to do my hair?
16 to 24. I don't even know my score.
Go go go. Fight fight fight. Gee i hope i look alright.
[Our bimbo batch cheer. Like, so totallaye BIMB, babayye.]

Me and Lynn have our very own skit on what happened when 101 went in search of 316 for SL:

101ian: EXCOOZE me, but do you know where TWREE SIXTAIN is?
Random person: Errh, i dunno.
101ian: Well why don'tcha know?
Random person: Errh, i nevah heard of it.
101ian: Oh. OKAYYE.
Random person: Why don't you ask the principal? [talking to audience] That person must be a real Gong Kia!

Narrator: At the principal's office

101ian: EXCOOZE me PWINCIPAL, but do you know where TWREE SIXTAIN is?
Principal: (looks stunned. signals 101ian to come closer)[whispers] Thereain't no TWREE SIXTAIN.
101ian: Oh! Well how sillaye of me! Ok, off i go now. To find TWREE SEVARNTEEN!

Note: THIS SKIT IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. 101ians aren't really that dumbish. Really.

We turned the air conditioning on on saturday but dailaoshi didn't say anything. Then at the end of training she went: 记得关冷气。haha :) and now she doesn't mind the air conditioning cos it's SO obvious anyways that we turned them on and it's so HOT out there. Today she and denglaoshi came into the gym like they were survivors in the middle of the sahara desert and they complained of the heat and that they had eaten something unfresh (is that even a word?) or something. Then the two poor half-dead laoshis just collapsed onto the crash mats and stayed there very still for a long long time. We didn't even have to do anything to warm up, and they didn't even bother to tell us when to yatui because desert survivors don't tell people when to yatui. Yeah so we (me, claw, christine, cailiyn, wenjun, angela, zhimin) just played games with the balls and then when we got tired of that we just dragged some mats and put them all clustered together , not even straight, and erm, didn't really yatui, just a little. And that was when i realised CLAUDIA could be really SICK if she wanted to. Like REALLY. The rest of training was just spent doing stuff like choereographing for our gym concert routine, playing limbo with the rope tied to the bar, and other weird stuff like teaching wenjun the xjt routine.

Ah i love fun trainings, although they don't do much for our gymming abilities. Not that mine are very good or anything.

My abs are so weak. I have NO abs. Last time, i could still complete 30 fujis quite OK-ly, but now it's like i have to torture myself like crazy just to do it. I'm getting weaky weaky weak. And i can't skip rope. During june trainings, i got used to the fact that i can't escape skipping and i think i improved, cos i didn't have to stop very often. But now i'm lousy lousy lousy at skipping again. Bleh.

I'm so sick of wasting my life. Everytime i spend a night doing homework and then find that i didn't accomplish much, i'll just get so frustrated at my lousy slowness. And then waste more of my life lying in bed feeling guilty. How ironic.

And i'm sick of you wasting helping me waste life for me as well. Sometimes i don't know how i can still stand it.

Training is getting slacker and slackerer, although we run a lot more. Running is ok, just as long as the sun isn't BLAZING HOT and we don't have to skip rope after that. Today laoshi made is run 5+2+1 rounds round the track(do your maths). And miss macho legs #2( Nerdy is already #1) Claudia Tong was in the lead again, we couldn't see her already after 1-2 rounds!!!! And Wen Jun was also pro despite her eye prob. I SO envy them mannn! The rest of training was slacky as in laoshi let us take our sweet sweet time yatuing, she even ASKED us to take more time! And there was air con (shhhh!) :D.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jasmine!

1. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Jasmine!
2. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Jasmine.
3. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Jasmine!
4. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Jasmine is the victim.
5. Jasmine has a bifurcated penis!
6. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Jasmine!
7. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Jasmine!
8. Cats use their Jasmine to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
9. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Jasmine orbiting the Earth.
10. Worldwide, Jasmine is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

I don't know what #5 is, but it sounds gross.

Ohno homework is piling up :(

First music module lesson today. I spent half the time looking blur because i missed the last lesson. Mr whatshisname asked us to do our jingle composing for ACP and i thought we were just composing any old song we liked, until the end of the lesson he did a summary and said Anar's teddy bear jingle was very appropriate for our ACP(We're making teeny teddy bears) and i was like, huh? Then i realised we were composing for ACP lah so no wonder we couldn't come up with any lyrics! As in, wouldn't it be easier if i knew i just had to do a song about jewellery, or teddy bears rather than to come up with lyrics with no theme or whatever to follow? Bleah. Keyboard was quite ok even though once again i was the blur-est because i had no idea how to operate it. Which is weird considering i owned a keyboard for, 3-4 years?

After music when i was running to the hall, i had the feeling that my shoes were kinda big and i looked down and went "Omigosh these are Xiao Tong's shoes!!!!". And then Xiao Tong appeared with her heels sticking out of MY SHOES. LOL

Congrats to RG r.gymmers!!
Even if we didn't win 1st for everything (but Gladys did!), you all did great! :D
And we will try harder next year, yeah?
p.s. I'm not as good as writing congrats posts as Christine
(click), so sorry! and go read hers!

I got my leotard yesterday! Feels weird, and you have to SQUEEEZE through the hole to wear in because its supposed to be TIGHT. It was ok-ly tight, since they're all made to be ohsoprecisely fitting to our unique body shape blah blah blah. Claudia was having the hardest time getting used to it and she went: I'm gonna change back!! and took her tank top and tights and MARCHED towards the stage but Cheryl forced her to come back. Ahha Claudia is funny. There was some ORA dinner and the balloon-pumper people gave all us gymmers free BALLOONS!!!! Even the lao shis wanted them and they were admiring how pretty the balloon decos would look in their living rooms. Hilarious. Like that time dajiti mentioned shopping and dao lao shi's eyes LIT UP. That's what Gladys said, anyways, I wasn't looking at dao lao shi that time.

Oh yeah and my mom SCREAMED when she saw me wearing my leotard. I don't think she ever saw a leotard this fancy before. Hahas

Week 3 is gonna be a horribly busy week. Argh.

#1 Maths PT to hand in.
Oh mannnnnnnnnnn. I'm gonna flunk. Mrs Chia gave feedback to the draft and 90% of the stuff needs improvement. I hate PTs. I really do.

#2 Chinese SA
Hmm, not too bad. SAs are more bearable.

#3 GYM COMPETITION!!!!
I just hope I don't get tangled in the middle of my kua tiao guo sheng again. *shudders* OK that would be horrible.
There's the good side to #3 too.
Tuesday: Excused from class at 11am
Thursday: Excused from a whole day of school
Friday: ??? Kinda forgot. Me blur.

OK I shan't complain too much cos the upper sec people have it even worse. Eeps poor them.

Oh yeah and go read the environment blog ok? I just posted :D

http://www.enemies-of-dust-bunnies.blogspot.com

Second time we blew ce yan. I even DIDN'T do one nan du. One WHOLE nan du. I think dailaoshi has given up on us. Can't blame her, really. Until now, the routine is still NOT qi, ZERO zi tai and just really messy. We SO need practice.

And my seniors (and Cailyn and WenJun) were so sweet! They were cheering us the whole time even though we were screwing everything up real badly. And Cheryl Christine and Hazel also helped us practise later and you know, I think we actually learn MUCH faster with them teaching. <3333333

Today Lynn and I went on a quest to buy SOCKS!!! Here's how the journey of a thousand years went:
Me: I wanna go buy socks!
Lynn: Yeah I wanna buy too!
I pick up my wallet and head to the door. Lynn starts talking about the Tessa your Asset thing and writes her name on the board backwards. We totally forget about our mission and everyone starts trying out writing their name on the board too! Totally what Ms Picca would call digressing. Or is it diggressing? Whatever.
Soon the poor whiteboard is covered with this:
Lynn=Nnyl (Ny-yl)
Jasmine=Enimsaj (En-neem-sarge)
Joanne=Ennaoj (En-na-oj)
Charmaine=Eniamrahc (En-niem-rac)
Ting Wei= Iewgnit (Unique)
[btw, the word in the brackets is the pronounciation, and Ting Wei thinks because her Iewgnit is pronounced unique so she is unique!]

10 minutes later:
Me:(suddenly remembers mission) Erm, can we go get our socks?
So Lynn and I set off on our long journey to the PB room, on the way, when suddenly, we see... a KILLER BUG ahead.
Lynn: And I shall slay thy evil weird buggish thing!
( Takes out sword and kills the bug heroically.)
Nope, that's not what happened. All we did was run past. (Unheroically) And nope, Lynn doesn't own a sword. So anyways at the koi pond, we meet Mr Lau and Lynn tells him about the report books still in class and we turn back to take the report books from class(passing the killer bug again).

Back where we started
Ting Wei : Ello Mr Lau!
Me: Ting Wei said Ello
Ting Wei: No, I said Hello
Mr Lau starts trying to remember which cartoon Ello came from.
Mr Lau: Tellytubbies!
Me: No, Tellytubbies go Eh-oh!
Ting Wei: I used to sing that song to go to sleep
Lynn: Again! Again!
Me: Oh I hate that one.
After all the Tellytubby talk, me and Lynn take report books and walk to the koi pond (Again!) and go up to the staffroom where Mr. Lau takes over the report book-carrying. (And the killer bug was gone then!)

After finally buying the socks and returning to class:
Me: Our quest for socks!
Lynn: Is COMPLETE!

The end of the long long quest to buy socks :)

My crazy little sis DONG is driving me nuts with her Almanac. She's reciting facts about asian countries like she's gonna be on some sort of game show or something.

First time she recited her favourite 'densely populated country' fact:
Dong: Did you know that Monaco is the most densely populated country in the world?
Me: Ok.
Second time:
Dong: Did you know that Monaco is the most densely populated country in the world?
Me: Yeah.
Third to millionth time:
Dong: Did you know that Monaco is the most densely populated country in the world?
Me: Whatever.
Million and one time:
Dong: Did you know that Monaco is the most densely populated country in the world?
Me: (screams) AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Josh: What is your bucket doing on top of my door?
Megan: Well what was your door doing under my bucket?

(Guy drumming to audition for Drake's band)
Drake: Dude that was good! Could you do that a little more up-tempo?
Guy: (yelling) You called me fat?! ARH!!!!!
(Guy punches hole in the wall)

Josh: ...and then she asked me to remove all the green gummy bears, then she suggested I do some sit-ups!
Drake: That's ridiculous
Josh: Yeah it is!
Drake: Who doesn't like green gummy bears?

Drake and Josh jokes are so funny and random :D

Lalalala I'm back! :D Missed me, xiaojiti? Haha kidding kidding.


Parkroyal penang ROCKS ok? Esp. the water sports. I tried banana boating, jet skiing and parasailing. The beach is supposed to be like super duper there but I don't see what's so great about it. Quite ordinary, but 100000000 times better than Sembawang beach, that's for sure

And over the 2 weeks of holidays, I have developed severe brain rot and homework phobia. I have the following homework NOT completed:
1. With Great Pressure(as quoted from dear AUDREY)
2. 1/2 of Maths PT individual
3. A few fake Lit journals that I have to write
4. A few lit and eng worksheets to file
Gotta buck up on homeworking.

Here I am in Penang.
It's pretty much the same every time I come here. All we do apart from eating and sleeping (a lot) is:
1. Shop
2. Play com
3. Math PT
4. Stone
Oh man when I go back to Spore I have got a LOT of catching up to do cos I haven't started on With Great Agony (as quoted from dear LYNN) yet. Die die. Oh well at least there's a com here so I can force myself to do Math PT. Oh no D&T not yet touched and my wire mesh in still in my desk in RGS J101.
ARGHs once again.

I miss rblading like loads and loads and loads. Last year after PSLE the LEGENDS and I went like every non-raining day. And now we are flooded with so much homework we haven't gone since, jan or feb?

JASMINE WANTS A SWEET ESCAPE

Another sweaty training today, and the last one till next fri cos tomorrow till next wed i'm gonna be in Penang against my own will
Today dailaoshi concluded our last attempt to do the routine smoothly like that (translated) : that was horrible. And then she added : but it was an improvement. Ohno ohno ohno. Why us? Why us little inexperienced sec 1s going to face the sec 2s of IJTP and SMGS and the sec 1-former-p6-gymmers of SNGS??? We are trying our best but the task of clinching at least 3rd is really DAUNTING.

help

Trial tuition today with Pheebs and BS. The teacher is very nice lah, I don't mind changing tuition except for the guilt I get when my Mom tells my old teacher she's not wanted. :( Yep, my Mom is like ultra fussy when it comes to tuition cos she wants the best tuition that can be found. Not that she shouldn't but I feel real guilty that we keep firing and hiring teachers.
Pheebs was like ultra gong! She just sat there and looked blur and sleepy haha. Well, maybe she's right. Maybe she should be Patrick instead of Mrs Puff cos she is as GONG as patrick! MUAHAHAHAHA. Dong was really bored that day and decided to give us Spongebob Squarepants nicks and she labelled me as PATRICK. Bebe ended up MRS PUFF. Leko became SPONGEBOB and Dong is PEARL. Haha that is so random.
After tuition Pheebs and Leko came to my house and we had a TEA PARTY! Okay, not that sort of TEA party with china teacups etc. etc. etc. but a party where you eat cakes and the tea part comes in cos we were drinking yeo's chrysanthemum tea. Afterwards we just did randomer stuff like cushion fighting and well, here I am, blogging. :D

Let me tell a TRUE STORY
Once there was a woman whose rabbit given birth to 6 baby bunnies
This was obviously bad news because she went around the whole neighbourhood telling all the aunties the story of how her husband was angry cos he didn't want to keep so many baby rabbits (they already had 3) and she doesn't know what to do.
One particular aunty was very helpful indeed, and she decided to help find people who could adopt the rabbits. She managed to find 5 potential owners. Yay problem solved :D :D :D
We all expect this woman to be happy and grateful, don't we?
Well surprise, surprise, she wasn't. She didn't even want to give the rabbits away, all because of this lousy selfish reason:
Betting on the rabbits' birthday won her some 4D money
Terrific, huh? One day she's sobbing at your doorstep begging for help, the next she doesn't need your help.
Tsk. Tsk.

I have training at HENRY PARK PRIMARY tomorrow! (Gasp!) Cool, now I can see how big the gym is.
RGS has this problem: too many CCAs, too little space. It's not like the school is too small or anything cos I've seen smaller schools (but it's not very big either). It's just that sometimes we have like NOWHERE to train properly and end up in the drama room, esp since it's SYF year and all the performing arts are real busy
Not that it's their fault, I mean, even on normal training days we only have that dance studio aka gym cos the CCAB sorta kicked us out end of last year for some reason yeah. I don't mind training there actually, even if we do have to take bus/taxi after school.

Poem Ms Picca used to describe 101!
The Bagel
David Ignatow
I stopped to pick up the bagel
rolling away in the wind,
annoyed with myself
for having dropped it
as if it were a portent.
Faster and faster it rolled,
with me running after it
bent low, gritting my teeth,
and I found myself doubled over
and rolling down the street
head over heels, one complete somersault
after another like a bagel
and strangely happy with myself.
Ms Picca says that she picked this poem for 101 and 103 cos we are similar in the way that we are both lively classes. Yay! ENTHU's the word!

Crazy-Simple Plan (taken from www.letssingit.com)

Tell me what’s wrong with society
When everywhere I look I see
Young girls dying to be on TV
Won’t stop 'til they’ve reached their dreams
Diet pills, surgery
Photoshoped pictures in magazines
Telling them how they should be
It doesn’t make sense to me
Is everybody going crazy?
Is anybody gonna save me?
Can anybody tell me what’s going on?
Tell me what’s going on
If you open your eyes
You’ll see that something is wrong
I guess things are not how they used to be
There’s no more normal families
Parents act like enemies
Making kids feel like it’s World War III
No one cares, no one’s there
I guess we’re all just too damn busy
And money’s our first priority
It doesn’t make sense to me
Is everybody going crazy?
Is anybody gonna save me?
Can anybody tell me what’s going on?
Tell me what’s going on
If you open your eyes
You’ll see that something is wrong
Is everybody going crazy?
Is everybody going crazy?
Tell me what’s wrong with society
When everywhere I look I see
Rich guys driving big SUV’s
While kids are starving in the streets
No one cares
No one likes to share
I guess life's unfair
Is everybody going crazy?
Is anybody gonna save me?
Can anybody tell me what’s going on?
Tell me what’s going on
If you open your eyes
You’ll see that something
something is wrong
Is everybody going crazy?
Can anybody tell me what’s going on?
Tell me what’s going on
If you open your eyes
You’ll see that something is wrong
_______________________________

Just today, after open house, I was drinking a milo outside NTUC at toa payoh central, and there were these people asking for donations.
I saw that 9 out of 10 people just completely ignored them and walked on.
What is wrong with these people? What is wrong with the world?
I'm really digusted.
There are people out there who need money more than you do.
There are people who are sick, there are people who are starving out there, there are jobless people.
The least you could do is make a donation. Why don't you just stop and think, why NOT help someone in need? Erm, it's called COMPASSION. Try it.

One more school day till the June hols.
Not really looking forward to it actually.
Just not in the mood for the hols.
Mr Wong is not teaching us anymore.
We had a farewell party today.
I was kinda sad actually.
He was a nice teacher.
Only sometimes 101 gets really talkative during Chi and I can't really hear him.
The day we heard about him leaving, he just wrote 最后一周 on the board and Alanna said :"老师，你要退休了啊?"
And he nodded.
101 was more quiet than usual that lesson.
I guess we're all gonna miss him.

101 did great for spring cleaning today!
Really, I see the class is a LOT cleaner.
Good work guys, keep up the enthusiasm!
Did I mention how PROUD I am to be in 101?
We were like the FIRST class to get the house spirit going.
I remember, one of the first house pracs, when we were doing Always Striving, 101 cheered so loud that Becky made us stop for a while so that they could hear 106 and 111's individual loudness.
And during orientation camp, we really were one of the loudest that day in the canteen during lunch when we were playing bomb, I remember.
So proud to be a 101 ian.
<3>

Today I realised I sent 2 marks down the longkang during SPA
"Deduce whether substances A and B are acidic or alkaline"
There was the litmus paper, screaming out " USE ME!"
But did I notice it? Oh no, I was just too blur to realise that this was SPA, not a theory test, and I didn't need to look through the whole worksheet to deduce what A and B were when I could just get a sheet of those red and blue papers to tell me the answer.
So I looked through the whole worksheeet to deduce what A and B were.
And guess what, I got both wrong.
Why can't they invent talking litmus paper??

I just came back from training at the CCAB!
Quite slacky lah, today.
Only 2 hours cos there was some misunderstanding. Tang laoshi said 7 30 to 9 so we thought, okay training ends at 9
Actually after that we still had training normal time 9 to 12 but then everyone already told their parents training ends at 9 so they had to go home.
Quite wasted lah, training only 1 and a half hours then go home
Oh well

The bad news:
My lousy results are, well, lousy.
The good news:
I'M GETTING A GYM JACKET!!!!
Yay I <3 gym more and more!

ORA family day!
Publicizing:
Ran around the school begging peopleg people to buy tickets to the performance.
Pauline and LiMei were waving their ribbons and running from the KS Chee to the spiral staircase and several of us stood at the top and yelled SUPPORT RHYTHMIC GYM!!! to the people below and they just erm, looked amused.
PA stuff:
Me and TingFang and Claudia and Sarah were doing the PA stuff at the control room above.
The first performance we really screwed.
At the first track, there was a song dedication to Ada from her mother and the song started blasting in the control room so we couldn't hear when to press stop so me and Sarah ran to the Hadley booth and told the capt to turn off the songs in the control room and they did. Thank you Hadley!!!
And during the starting of the Dajiti routine song, the volume was too soft so we thought the song wasn't on and we panicked.
Then when we finally figured out the prob and restarted the song the poor Dajiti has been in the starting position for really long already. Sorry!
The other performances were ok. Performances awesome as usual.
Training:
After ORA then there was training from 2 to 5 and we had to shoo some RJC people out of the hall and mop some of the hall floor cos we didn't want the mats to be dirty.
Lao shi made us do paos while she was teaching the dan rens and we paoed and paoed until we were like paoing machines and poor Claudia had to say: Ready, one two three go! like a gazillion times.
After all the packing, Cheryl decided to bring us on a GYM FIELD TRIP!!!


To class 304.
Oh and Ms Koh gave us this chewing gum from China and Cheryl didn't know what to do with it so she gave it to me and I'm gonna bring it every training cos it's for the whole R Gym!
Let's see how long it will last.
Then I went to watch Spiderman at 9 15 with Lek, Dong, BS and Louis when I was already only half awake and VERY VERY grumpy.
Everyone thinks Harry is HOT.
And this sounds really gross, but I agree!
Too bad he dies in the end.

Quiz from my dear god angel linn's blog!
Instructions:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. The song title will be your answer for that question you are at.

1.How are you feeling today? One - Simple Plan
Hmm, I'm feeling lonely today? Don't think so.
2.How do other people see you as? My Love - Justin Timberlake
Yay! You love me! You all love me! H me! Haha X)
3.What is the title of your life? Lost Without You - Lloyd
Really? What's that supposed to mean?
4.What was primary school life like? 孤单北半球 - 欧德洋
Quite true... I was always ignored :( Hmmph
5.What is the best thing about your friends? Geek In The Pink - Jason Mraz
Erm, they're geeks and wear pinwear pink? What's so great about that?
6.What's in store for you for this week? 六色彩虹 - 欧德洋
Yay! That means good stuff!
7.What song describes you? Smack That - Akon ft Eminem
I'm sexaye?
8.What song will they play at your funeral? Nothing In This World - Paris Hilton
There's nothing in this world like me?
9.Do people of the opposite gender secretly want/lust after you? Maneater - Nelly Furtado
So this means yes? Eww, but I'm not a maneater!
10.What should I do with my life? When There Was Me And You - Vanessa Hudgens
I should erm, go back and find the You? I don't have a You!

Most of the answers are weird. ~.~

[Liyanna isanna? I so did NOT write that. (See previous post)
The isanna was NOT written by me ok?
This blogger thing is hing is insane-a. That time, I was doing the gym seniors post in red , and ALL the words in the bin the blog turned red.
Yepp, the date, time, and the words to click on to navigate.
So I made the post black agai post black again, and everything was finerything was fine.]

MARKING DAY
The traditional games were ok lar. Quite fun. :D
Playing chaptek made me feel like a serious bimb, cos I'm like using altitude leg to kick and half the time I miss.
This altitude leg thing has got to stop. It's now a habit.
That time in gym, we were learning the straight leg in front back leg bent thingy and my very un-cooperative left leg just kept doing altitude, altitude, altitude.
Blahs.
Ok anyways back to traditional games.
Zero point was ultra weird and I just couldn't get how they jump the erm, Sally Jump
WuWei was really pro lah, and she redeemed me after I died in the shoulder stage.
Still quite fun
Yeah ok after the games we sat through, like, 4 talks (with a recess in between 2 and 2)
Mr whats-his-name was really 'what' during his ORA safety evac talk lah!
"I overheard some (school which shall remain unnamed) guys saying ' i heard the sec 1s very nice! let's go!' "
Yeah okayyy, I thought the sec 1s were supposed to be the geeks!
And in the sun protection talk, I heard some poor sec 3s suffered horrible sunburns in OBS and we are actually allowed to put on sunblock and wear caps and sunglasses during PE!
Everyone went like, Really meh? How come we don't know?
But anyways I hate wearing caps
The school day ended ok, I went to Far East to eat and after that everyone went to watch S.M.3. but I didn't cos of piano :(
Which was later postponed to 7 without me knowing
ARGH!

NO MORE SAs
Yay yay it's hello to slackville from today till monday!
Tomorrow we are playing traditional games
I totally reek at chaptek (is that how to spell it?)
I remember last year Mdm Toh sang this weird song about chaptek and got some people to kick chaptek around on the stage while she was singing
Actually I found watching my classmates scurrying on the stage to pick up those dumb feathered paperweight-ish things more entertaining than the song(which, hmm was actually a poem)

I'm going back to SPS on MONDAY!
Well, actually I was a really lousy senior in primary school so I only know one of the 2007 6A people
Liyanna issanna issit? I'm not sure how to spell her name.
Hmm anyways my juniors don't speak to me
Bleah I really really hate being ignored
Which is why next year I'm gonna be as nice as how nice my seniors were this year to my juniors!
I'm gonna memorize all the names of my gym juniors and write to my mortal a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot
And me and TingFang are gonna give our gym juniors batch pressies!!!
Can't wait to be sec 2
I just hope I'll still be in this school

Yeah, MYAs went horribly
Sigh.
It was actually the first time I actually studied so hard for exams
Cos in primary school I was like, ho hum, another exam. Sure pass one lah got what to study?
Observe the slack attitude.
A note to everyone: DON'T BE AS SLACKY AS I WAS!
I did study for chinese cos it was the die-die-never-get-90-MdmToh-sure-kill-me subject
Well anyways I studied and mugged a lot this time(yay me!) but the exams were still DIFFICULT except for history cos it was like, mo xie
Oh no I am so dead I am so dead

ONE MORE SA
JUST ONE MORE
KEEP HOLDING ON TO YOUR SANITY EVERYONE
(except for the sec 2s and 4s who have already finished theirs SAs. they are allowed to be a crazy as they like now :)

I'm posting! Yeah, okah, okay I know I'm really bad and all to be blogging when there's an SA on monday
But whatever
Hmm, I shall tell about this weird dream I had last week

WEIRD DREAM
Okay, there was a golf resort, a beach and Disneyland next to RGS
And I was standing in the middle of the four.
I was playing ball with -erm- Dong
I think
And the ball was thrown too far so it landed in Disneyland and almost rolled to the beach, so I told Dong not to throw too hard
I forgot what happened in between, but I found myself in a pool at the golf resort
with DAI LAO SHI!!!
She was wearing this really ugly swimsuit that looked SUSPICIOUSLY like an old leotard and I was wondering if it really was an old leotard
And then five GIGANTIC beach balls in the five house colours came rolling towards the pool and stopped at the grass
I saw that the house capt were standing on them (?!?!???)
And they OPENED (?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!!!!)
And there were gym people in them (?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!)
Then I woke up
Strange

Thank you Lynn and Audrey, for reminding me that I have one more subject to worry about
And now that I got my english and lit FAs back, I see how badly I ____ in those subjects
Hmm, and history's not that bad, the key is to MUG AND MUG AND MUG and MEMORIZE ANSWERS

NEW LIST OF SUBJECTS IN ORDER OF POTENTIAL HARMFULLNESS TO MY GPA
1. Geog
2. Lit
3. English
4. Chinese
5. Science
6. History
7. Maths

Well, okay we'll see the more accurate list once the SA results are out

Pheeb, stop pressurising me ok? It's just a lame little blog!

PFT is over. Sighhs, i should trained harder. Oh wells.
My shuttle run time is like, bleah. I never get an A for that.
1 POINT! 1 PATHETIC LITTLE POINT TO 30!
Just because I got a B for SHUTTLE RUN
Shut your whining Jasmine. You annoy yourself sometimes, you know.
Oh man I'm talking to myself again.
And thanks for those who cheered for me yesterd yesterday! <3
AHH! EOIs!!! I DON'T WANNA7T WANNA BE KICKED OUT OF RGS!!!
Whatever.

SUBJECTS IN ORDER OF POTENTIAL HARMFULNESS TO MY GPA
1. History
2. Geog
3. Science
4. Lit
5. Maths
6. English

Hmm, anymore GPA-counted subjects?
See how blur I am

This post shall be about my GYM SENIORS!
Hahas lets begin with a nice BIG title!

MY GYM SENIORS!!!!

My GYM SENIORS are these really pro really pretty really nreally nice people! (I see Pheebs turning green with envy! Envy! ) And i see them on Mondays and Wednesdays and the DaJiTi on Saturdays!

They are also kind of our lao shis. Cos they taught us sec 1s most of the stuff, like lu tiao (stag leap?) and kua tiao(split jump) and gave us lots of tips like not to tell the real he real la real lao shi about your injuries! Yeah, and they are also very nice like i said so you can CRA_ about a lot of stuff and not get killed by them! (Kidding) Oh, but i do CRA_! So sorry to all my seniors to have to put up with my rubbish! :(

And they take really good care of their little juniors. (Like me! :)Yeah, they will never Dao us or anything even if I'm really lame sometimes. Like that time during gym camp where i suddenly say hi and wave like a crazed fan whenever i see LimJie. I get a little crazy when i'm HIGH! and i was really HIGH! during gym camp cos it was really fun! Oh and gym camp was also made FUN! by my GYM SENIORS cos they were really funny and all and they took care of everything! And thanks to Christine for bringing Stick It! :D

Well, I guess all I wanna say is I LOVE MY SENIORS! <3>

22/4/07
Cheryl tagged that she is sad i didn't say anything about her :( So here's something about her!

CHERYL TAY
Is:
a. flex
b. tall
c. pro
d. THE R GYM CAPTAIN! Yay!
:D

Quick! Navigate away from this lousy blog where you are wasting your time on and click on the links below to do something more meaningfulaningful! But seriously, do it.

the rainforest site
the hunger site
the breast cancer site
th">the literacy site
the animal rescue site
the child health site

Oh yeah and in case you haven't noticed,
I decided to make all the posts about RICHARDSON blue!

You know that day, I was singing :" Go Richard go!" in Ikea
And I suddenly realised I must've sounded really weird
Cos there was a poster of a designer right in front of me
And his name was
Richard.
Lol that was so funnily coincidental! :D
I LOVE RICHARDSON! <3

rich what?
rich what? rich ard! (x2)
uhhuh listen to this
all the girls wanna be like us
*few times ive been around that track
so its not just gonna happen like that
cause we aint no easy fight girl
you know we're richardson girls!*(x2)
rich what? rich ard! (x3)

(really really low) all the girls wanna be like us.

Oh man i just LOVE this cheer!

Yay sports fest!
Richard really rocks
Although we didn't win
But we won cheerleading!
I screamed like a xiao zha bo
:D
Must be ENTHU!
And mass dance was fun!
The house comm was like reaching out from behind the barriers encouraging us
I love those guys
They did so much for Richard

WE <3>

[I'm sorry but the rest of this post, erm, mysteriously disappeared and I'm too lazy to re-write it.]

I don't know why i bother changing my url
It's gonna change again anyways
Yeah i haven't thought of any good ones yet
My brain is just too full of fluff that just flew in to fill up all that empty space
Pheebs totally hates my new url
She says the old one was nicer
Like, since when were urls that just randomly popped out of my head ever NICE?

This learning journey week thing was a total scam
NUTS: SCAMMER!
Yeah, so it was great waking up at 7 30 every morning
But it was horrible how we get, like a project for every subject
Except for History. We got this worksheet
That's even worse
For me, at least
I don't know, i just get really stressed when we get worksheets on a field trip
Everyone was totally chionging to fill it up at the museum

Sheesh Jas, what kind of lousy attitude is this?/em>
Ok, so i have to REPHRASE things
I did enjoy learning journey week, okay?
I just di just didn't like to chio to chiong projects at the END of learning journey week
So, MANAGE YOUR TIME AND DON'T UP LIKE ME
YEAH TELL THAT TO YOURSELF JASMINE LIU JIA HWEI
OK I SHALL STOP TALKING TO MYSELF
I'M TURNING WEIRDER BY THE MINUTE.

Yay yay this is my fourth post today :D
Im just so totally mad at myself for slacking during the March holidays
Doing things like THIS
Which is why i shall stop this and go do the long forgotten pile of homework that i have
Cheeros

Yay im backk
And camp was really fun! :D
It was like a giant sleepover in the gym!
And the food hunt could have just been our dinner
When lao shi saw me the next training she SCREAMED at the sight of my sudden fatness and put me on a strict diet
Kidding
Yesterday night we found a little swallow with a broken wing
And now he's ( or is it she?) behind me under the table
Get well soon birdy!:D
And thanks Lim Jie for the sparkly hair tie :D it's in my wallet now

Today's training is killer
Lao Shi made us run 10 rounds around the netball courts in less than 8 and a half minutes
(Gasp!)
Well, okay i know it's supposed to be good for us
So i shall be good and stop complaing 0:D

Whee there's gym camp tomorrow! Which is why i better get to sleep
G'night

I am CERTIFIED!
Certified for first aid!
Haha not that it's such a biggie
(The whole school is certified!)
But i haven't gotten the cert yet
Nvm, lalalalalala, i'm certified!
Evil Pheebs is insulting me on windows live messenger
Bleah
She is saying how when i go save someone people have to go save me
Geddit?
Ok i gtg eat dinner
Yeah i noe it's late
Byes!

Yay im in Bebe's house stealing food!
Muahahaha
And to get back she is using my phone to send lame smses to Trina
Bleah who cares they're so fake
Oooh a cool news report!

"Now we have our interview subject, FeeBee Yip Beebee to answer a few questions."
Reporter: I heard from quite a few sources that you are a chicken. Could you elaborate further what that means?
F.B.Y.B.B: Cluck cluck
Reporter: Okayyyy... So what is this i hear about you being charged for lamerism?
F.B.Y.B.B.: NO THAT IS SO NOT TRUE!!! I DID NOT GET CHARGED FOR LAMERISM!!! I just got a cool chance to stay in a cool room with these cool bars over the doors.
Reporter: Thank you.
F.B.Y.B.B.: You're welcome!

Very disappointing news during assembly yesterday
Richardson is currently in last place
Tarbet is in the lead, followed by Buckle, Waddle and Hadley
and then Richard
But no matter what, i would NEVER NEVER trade my place in Richard for a place in Tarbet
Even if we never win again
And i'm sure no Richarsonian would
<3 RICHARD ROCKS! <3

Seriously, i think someone is out to get me
In other words, someone is trying to sabo me
Just last week, the plastic thingys for my apron went missing
Yesterday, the iron-on studs and cord for my drawstring pouch disappeared
And really, i didn't lose them, i mean, how could i when we don't bring them home and i only took out 1 item from the drawstring pouch's packet before?
Or am i really that forgetful?

This remains a mystery

yay. there's aesthetics tomorrow. hurrah.
im being sacarstic.
a couple of weeks ago i declared it my worst subject.
of course, maybe dance and music would have been more fun
i mean, what does poise and confidence have to do with SEWING?
i think if Mrs Lee saw my apron, she'd just scream.
and i would be unpicking it for the rest of the day.
eeps.
i think that's why there are seamistresses in this world of unpickers

FEE BEE YIP YY! TRINA TAN JIA LI!
you guys are so NOT off the hook!
dat is soo fake, wad u guys said on monday.
BOO!

Oh yeaa i finally got a new not-messed-up bloggie! Actually i saw this skin on my friend's friend's blog so i hope she doesn't mind me using the same skin.:)

Haha, just some pics of our ice skating trip on 26 dec 2006. I'm the one on the top left hand corner, Kamala(Emalia!) is the one wearing the bandana, Bebe(Phoebe!) is in the black jacket, Jessica is in pink, Dong(Celine!) has the straight fringe, Brian is the guy in the striped shirt, Nerd(Annette!) is the one with the specs, Leko(Jasmine Lek!) is wearing a turtleneck sweater, and Brendan is the one left not mentioned.

Lol. This lousy blog hasn't been fixed for months.

Anyways, im now NOT an sps student. Im a Rafflesian! And 101 rocksssss! and Richardson rockssss!!! Hadley is so NOT gonna win this year cos we ain't no easy fight girl, you know we're Richardson girls! (All the girls wanna be like us.:))

Hehe, Bebe and Leko just left my house. Bebe got locked in the toilet just now. The lousy door was jammed and Dong tried to kick it open. I just went back to the com and said to Leko: Bebe is locked in the toilet. And she was like, K. And guess wad, they opened the door in less than a minute and Bebe came out laughing dat she was locked in the toilet and Leko went: Really one ar??? Like i didn't tell her just now... K, so now we all know the MORAL of the story.... is it the one about the cooks and the soup? Nah. It goes: Keep out of Bebe's way or you'll get into trouble. It's soooo true lor! I mean, if i went to the toilet with her, i woulda been locked too!

You know one time, we were changing backstage after hip hop class, and someone LOCKED the doors to the backstage toilet?!? Bebe is soooo lousy lucked. Haha. But how could a lousy-lucked person win an iPod mini in a lucky draw???? Hmmmm...