had the farewell dinner for francis ytd wif liting, jiali, sherry, terrus, francis and matthew... my cheeks were super tired.. not because we ate alot, but actually we did, but it's beos i was laughing throughout the whole journey.. from our office to collect metthew's car, then to bugis.. laughing like mad... then when we were on ther train, a typical Singaporean die die wan squeeze in then jiali suddenly said "can u stop squeezing in." i was like wow so fierce... then all of us burst out laughing... haha... sickening woman leh.. biang eh...

then in the afternoon, francis told me sth abt wet tissue and when i bring my wet tissue out, he started he's uncontrollable laugh and tat influences all of us.. haha...

the admin clerk was on MC and so jiali and me had to cover his duty.. yao si lor... so man fan... tat time i wasn't on duty when he's on leave so this is my first time doing all tat lor.. so nervous and stressful.. at first i see the courier tray.. hmm good.. no courier doc.. then happily sat down wanting to frank the stamp amt on those posting letters.. then one by one the ppl brought the courier doc.. ta ma de.. the courier is coming then all bring here last min.. haiyo.. make me so gan jeong..

after tat continued to frank the letters.. suddenly one woman came and ask me if I could frank the letters and send out by today.. happily i said ok.. tada.. ard 100 pieces of letters lor.. ARRGGHH.. kns... then i gan jeong again lor.. but sherry gt help me la..thks hor... bad start.. mis-frank the 1st letter.. then after franking 27 pieces, the machine went out of ink.. aahhhhhh.. damn suay lor.. asked kathleen.. nobody knows wat to do.. they said they din experienced this b4 lor.. SUAY la... then quickly went to the post office to get the stamps.. but before tat have to deliver doc to deloitte first.. very sickening de lor.. i have no pass to deloitte and there's no recep oso.. the instructions say press and bell and pull the door.. pi de la.. press the bell but nobody open the door lor.. waited for staff to get into the company then i can go in lor.. everytime like tat de.. sux.. i hate going to deloitte... felt like a fool waiting outside…

after tat went back, open then mail box, sort and deliver the letters, and it's time to knock off.. yea.. time realli flies when i'm covering him lor.. liting said so too.. but have to wait for terrus cos she's still checking the payroll.. the office was chaotic today lor.. heard tat there's a fight between cecilia and christine, then thandar and wendy made terrus explode.. so scary... but i wasn't there to witness all these.. shit... hahahaha... waited for terrus and had our dinner ard 8+, 9 i think.. but was happy..

francis was sitting in front of me and making me laugh lor...LOL... he's super funny and lame de la.. sometimes it's not the things he said tat make us laugh.. but his actions lor.. he's like a kid lor.. jx lose to him liao lor... he can really join the bao xiao xin ren wang liao.. sure win.. haha... he's really a nice person lor.. a pity he's leaving liao.. hai.. no more entertainment for us loh..

went ajitei and the bill went up to $210 after 10% discount... onli 7 of us lor.. tat time when we went to celebrate el and phy's bday think the bill is onli $150 or so lor.. haiyo.. but it's nice.. realli ordered a lot.. they served the side dishes first and by the time they served us our main course, i'm already half full.. imagine how many side dishes we ordered.. haha.. and the waiter’s cute.. gt Japanese look but he’s a Vietnamese… hehe…

and and and... played kisses wif qing ning... cos her face was very near mine then she dared me.. so i went ahead and kissed her..whahaha... dun think i dun dare lor.. hohoho...

Super stress on wednesday lor… cos belinda is rushing the accounts so I have to complete the entries by the end of the day lor.. 2 files leh… haiyo… she stress me until both of us becoming xiao lor… then I tell her I’ll bring her to the medical park.. haha… told them tat woodbridge has changed its name to Buangkok medical park and they were like “wow”.. haha.. high “crass” leh… LOL…

super tight on wednesday.. normally I’ll have lunch ard 12.15 then go pantry sit sit chit chat till 1.30.. but today hor, I had my lunch ard 2 and went back at 2.30 wor.. tats the shortest lunch I ever had lor… normally I hope for time to pass quickly… but today I wish I had more time lor… then jaili still say she had nv see me so busy b4.. so busy tat I din ji xiao them lor.. hahaha… try thinking wat I always do in the office ba.. hahaha… had been keying tat 2 files for the past week lor… from suppliers’ info, GST rate, terms of payment, and finally the invoices… gonna edit tmr lor.. xiao liao… can really meet Belinda at the medical park liao lor… haha…

thursday morning I was super mad lor… u noe ar, those ppl really know how to squeeze into the train lor.. I was standing IN FRONT of the door liao leh.. then when the train approach, I tot aiya let the ppl alight first then I go in ma.. then u noe wat?? The ppl behind me keep squeezing when the ppl inside haven alight lor… then all of them managed to squeeze in except me.. biang eh.. so gan jeong for wat.. they squeeze until I heard someone shouted “ouch” lor… orbi lor.. squeeze la… god, pls squeeze them in the sardine can…. LOL.. fed up leh…

Buddy’s wif jie this week… kinda empty lor… cos normally I’ll hear him bark in the morning, then when I come back ard 7 plus, I’ll bathe, have my dinner, clean his sai and urine and maybe play wif him for a while and can go to sleep liao.. now tat he’s not ard, like nth to do leh… tats why I’m here wif my update.. haha… arbo I doubt I have the time de lor… hehe… hai.. but he’s super naughty de la… will have no peaceful morning when he’s back.. so must enjoy the peacefulness at home now…. Hahaha…


Let’s start from this morning…

When I saw liting this morning, tada.. we’re wearing similar attire.. haha… such coincidence.. and we really din ba kat lor.. we both wore pink cardigan like top wif black tube, she wore black skirt and I wore black pants, and we both wore open-toe shoes… hahaha…. So funny.. then we were like “ are u thinking wat I’m thinking B1? I think I am B2.. it’s party time!!” LOL…. Most of the pple in the office found out tat we wore similar attire oso lor.. then terrus asked “u 2 wear uniform today ar?”.. haha… then francis say nv jio him wear pink oso… next Friday ba.. jio him oso… hahahaha…

Time pass super duper fast today lor… in the morning I key data into Accpac, then help soo gek label the cheques, then emily’s “mercury” is rushing for the cheques so we helped her till ard 1… payroll always very urgent de lor... rushing like hell....then went for lunch wif terrus, francis, liting, jiali and matthew as our chauffeur… haha… went queenstown de ikea wor.. haiyo… had their daily special- fish wif chiva sauce.. not bad leh.. $4.90.. and shared the chicken wings… nice de lor..

cos we always chop seats using tissue paper ma.. typical Singaporeans u noe.. and all came from terrus.. haha.. we chop liao so we go get our food.. then u noe wat.. when we gt back, someone took our table lor… then when terrus and matthew confronted her, she said sth like “nobody is sitting at the table wat….” Bla blab la.. actually I duno wat she said la.. but according to terrus, tat stupid woman did not feel sorry at all and took her tissue paper away as well lor.. then when terrus asked her where’s her tissue, she jus throw them on the table… still dare to take the tissue paper leh.. haiyo… yao siu lor… terrus was reali fed up lor.. keep cursing her.. say things like “ stupid woman still dare to take my tissue, use liao mouth become rotten..” then francis say “steal our seats later her backside itchy lor..:” lol… very funny la them.. LOL.. then went back to the office ard 3 lor… so late sia….

Shu fang asked me to deliver some doc to OCBC Centre at Raffles Place wor.. alamak I gt poor, or rather no sense of direction de leh.. but luckily I managed to get there… but a bit lost lor… Raffles Place damn confusing lor…when I came back, I couldn’t fnd the MRT station lor.. so pai seh.. then gey si take hp out to msg ppl lor.. everytime I do sth pai seh, I will definitely take out my phone and gey si de lor… LOL…

After I gt back, help Emily to label some cheques again and found some mistakes so I had to go to Deloitte and pass them the cheque so that they can issue the correct one… haiyo… reached the office ard 5.15.. helped Belinda wif the invoices then it’s time to knock off.. hehehe….

Actually at first when I saw belinda I tot she’s fierce cos she dun smile… but this week I’ve been helping her wif Accpac and sat beside her these 2 days cos peibing on leave, hmm.. she’s actually not bad la… know hw to joke oso… tat time she asked me to issue PV and cheque for the company… $19K and she said it’s the GST amt.. I was like wa biang GST leh.. so much… then today she received a cheque and showed me.. $1.9 million… tat’s the GST amt oso lor!!!! She says the highest she saw was $6m.. somemore the $1.9m was 5% of GST lor.. A LOT neh… aiyo..

then after I help her wif the invoices I asked if there’s anything more to do.. she said “ u not tired enough meh?? Went so many places today..do on Monday la.. can go home liao…” a bit touched cos I din expect her to say these lor… :> at least wat I’m doing is “recognized” by some of them.. even soo gek lor.. when Emily asked me to go to deloitte, I was like “ I jus came abck from Raffles leh” tat kinda expression and soo gek saw then she laughed… then she say “ very impt task leh..u’re very impt”… hahahahaha… at least they appreciate how we have helped them lor… soo gek very nice lor… very polite and patient… and she always intro nice food to me lor.. where where de wat wat wat is nice…. “ok I’ll try..” hahah… confirm become fat de lor… LOL….

we finally gt our pay.. damn little lor.. kns...




Heard something from lao de this morning… qw is up to her mischief again lor… I really din expect her to do this to us lor.. I mean if she do this to me, ok la cos there’s nth I can do as I’m the first victim I think… but then I did told her tat I’m not interested and stuff so I tot she’ll stop all this.. but who knows, feng jie and bel gt tricked this time… feng jie was damn fucking angry when i called her lor… and I super agree wif wat feng jie said… if u wan us to listen to the “talk”, at least let us know first wat.. if not it’s like betraying our friendship lor… like wat she did to me.. she said there’s a very nice restaurant or eatery hse at bugis tat serves nice noodles so I tot “ok dinner..” so I went… and tat time lao de ps me lor.. arrgg.. then after dinner she says she’s gona go to her office to shorten her bracelet.. so ok lor accompany her.. tehn when we reach there, tat regene slowly slowly went into wat their compmany is doing and stuff lor.. I was like I’m not interested lor.. but bo bian… but actually I did enjoy talking to her… like personal views… but certainly not abt their company stuff… and the whole seesion ended ard 10.30pm… and she’s like wanting me to meet her the next day to tell me more abt their company lor… but I rejected… qw keep saying aiya go la.. wun lose out one tat kinda thing… then when I ask her abt their company stuff, she simply says tmr u go u will noe liao lor…

But this time wat she did to feng jie and bel I think is a bit too much lor… she ask them to have subway at tamp and after they have bought their food, then she tell them tat her friend is joining them later… she was clever this time as to ask “her friend” to come to meet them instead of them meeting in the office lor… clever move… heard tat feng jie did confronted her but she onli smiled..

Look, I’m not here to spoil our friendship or wat.. I jus want others to know wat exactly happen to us and dun wan the rest to follow our steps… I mean if u wan to do sth, let us noe first then if we dun wan then forget it la… why do this kinda things to ur friends leh?? To u friends are onli ur working tools ma? U think abt it la… feng jie was really super fed up… and those “future –to-be-victims” like hwee sing, Brenda and eng lee I think… better be careful..



Sinful indulgences….
Ate A LOT this week lor.. hai… cant rmb when terrus bought kuey for us for breakfast but cos I had my breakfast at the mrt station liao so I tot maybe can have tat for lunch or sth.. had roast duck + roast meat rice for lunch and… mamamia… delicious de lor… very full… then ard 3 plus 4 we had our usual pantry break and took the kuey… really ate a lot sia…

Then today we had Japanese food for lunch.. quite worth it leh.. $4 for a set.. not bad lor.. then went shop and save and stock up some “sundry goods”.. haha.. and had it all squeezed into francis’ drawer… haha… he’s now a mama shop owner liao… hohohoho… after lunch Emily received an email from the staff of deloitte asking whether they wana order some snacks.. durian puffs, kiddy size swiss rolls and kiddy size donuts… we share the donuts and durian puffs… the donuts were alright but super cute… maybe ard 1/5 the size of a normal donut ba… and it looks like those donuts from donut factory lor.. many flavours… super cute.. can finish it in a bite lor… imagine the size… the durian puffs were really nice…. Yummy… sinful lor…

Office was really quiet today cos today accounts staff went for Accpac Windows training… ard 20 staff in the dept but there’s onli 5 staff left in the office lor.. excluding the interns… super quiet.. can do anything we wan cos manager oso went for the training..

Went home went qing ning today.. she’s from tp law and mgt de… I rmb liting saying tat she tot we knew each other long ago lor.. cos of the way we interact… I asked her to wait for me ma.. but I din see her in the office so I tot she went off liao… and wanted to take the cargo lift de lor… then when she came in to look for me, oops.. and melisa they all oso waiting lor… then I still ask them “u all not going back ar??” =.= so pai seh de lor.. aiyo.. then tat guy whom I duno his name said “we’re waiting for someone lor”… haha…

LO came ytd.. for ard 20 mins.. duno why she come oso lor.. jiali’s LO came for an hr plus lor.. then liting and I were saying things like wa come so long.. very good.. come at 3.30 then one hr will be ard 4.30, after tat can go for our pantry break then go back gey siao work a bit then can go home liao… hahahahaha…. But who knows she’s here for less than half an hr onli.. hai…

Actually the ppl there are very nice lor.. though we might not know each other long, but it feels like we’ve knew each other for long tat kinda feeling..
And the ppl there are lame de lor… liting, jaili, francis and mai tai… aiyo… will freeze to death sooner or later lor… LOL… esp the 4 interns.. we’ll always think of funny funny stuff during our breaks de lor… hahaha…..




time passes super qiuckly today lor... i was keying data again today and suddenly it's 5.30 liao.... hohoho... good... helped belinda the whole day lor... sun yan says she's gonna teach me how to do the financial report today.. pi de lor...

matthew super freak lor.. brought a bottle of "germs killer" to clean his area... haiyo... he's realli the wei sheng bu zhang lor... but then today think he's sick.. super quiet... no chu yan, tua liab sai and ok la ok la today... a bit not used to it sia...

had lunch wif the DM in the pantry this afternoon.. he's quite nice lor... basically the things he can do by himself he does it lor... he faxes documents himself, photocopy documents himself, refill the photocopier himself... and he's super gentleman... there was once we took the lift wif him.. he hold the lift for us, and later hold the office door for us oso lor... and he's always putting a smile on him... think he's in his 40s, 50s ba... but very charismatic lor... aiyo...

sth funny happen jus now lor.. i was clearing buddy's play pan so ah gong put him on the chair.. then suddenly "pong".. he fell lor.. lol... then keep crying... orbigood lor... so naughty... hahaha... quite funny when he's crying lor... who ask him keep wanting to cum down... whahahah...










Had dinner wif qw ytd at bugis.. and lao de hor.. duno wat to say lor.. last minute say she not cuming.. then duno how to call and tell us de lor.. mus wait for us to call her then she say lor.. asshole… initially I tot it was jus dinner.. but then who knows qw cheated me lor.. brought me to her part time work place which is so damn far away… and I’m not the least interested lor.. waste my time… if I knew she’s bringing me to her work place, I wun go lor…

at the mrt station, jaili and I were able to get onto the train de lor.. but tat tua liab sai matthew keep saying there’s no space and we tot he’s taking the same train as us so we din board the train… then when the next one came, he says “bye bye”.. tehn jaili and I were like “huh he’s not taking wif us??”.. waste our time lor.. we could have got into the previous train lor.. thinking tat we cant find a cabin to squeeze all 3 of us n tat’s why we took the next one lor.. in the end he’d not taking wif us.. =.=.. really tua liab sai lor..

Very occupied ytd.. sat in front of the comp the whole day lor… did accpac the whole day lor… damn xian and stiff sia… duno how the staff managed to sit the whole day lor… then sun yan says she’s gonna teach me how to prepare the financial report on Monday lor.. excited sia… but after doing some accounts these few days, had this feeling tat accounting is not suitable for me lor.. I cant sit in the office the whole day.. maybe I shld consider changing my career path ba… accounts is actually quite boring lor..

Francis’ leaving at the end of this mth… hai… he wanted a long break… heard he’s going to U.S… no more entertainment liao lor…

Went back for on-campus session today… was damn tired cos came back late ytd… went shopping wif qw, pf and tel.. spent quite a bit oso lor.. hai.. tmr might be going shopping wif lao de.. but depends on the place lor… cos I’ve practically cleared those places tat can be cleared liao lor… whaha…. Bringing buddy for grroming tmr oso… xian… naughty boy lor..

Today’s Mr Oak’s last day… last chance to call him mr oak liao lor…

Had opted out from Audit next sem… many opted out lor… most of them is because of the compress semester… normally lec and tut is 2 hrs each.. next sem will be 3 hrs of lec and 3 hrs of tut each cos of attachment la… kns… then gt 3 core subjects liao and heard tat all 3 will have projects… how to cope wif another elective?? Hai.. sacarly I will see the rest at Buangkok lor… whahaha….

Ruiran realli loves to pull my hair lor... he always does it when he sees me and i dun see him... =.= luckily he's in one piece today lor.. LOL.. he very problematic de la.. hai... drug addict is still a drug addict.. haha.. no change... alvin gt a summon today.. funny lor.. tat bitch, as usual, keep on talking non stop.. care group remains the same for next sem i think... have to see tat bitch again next sem ... arrgghh...

Liting made a big mistake ytd lor… she accidentally posted the entries to the back up file… normally we will create 2 folders-A & B.. A is for posting from B and B is for entry… after keying in the double entries, we’ll post to A.. but liting posted the entries from B to B… so the backup is gone.. and the accounts is almost completed lor.. then francis damn gan jeong lor… but he din blame her la… he’s quite nice… he’ll teach us patiently de lor.. then liting stayed till 7 to key in the missing entries… she quite stubborn lor.. Francis ask her to do on Monday but she die die wan to do ytd cos she quite guilty lor… hai…

And we haven gt out allowance leh.. biang… most of them, or rather all of them has gotten theirs liao leh.. aiyo….

DAMN SUAY TODAY LOR....
right in the morning i knew i'll be suay....cos i met someone whom i really dun wish to meet... tat bitch... idiot... spoil my day...

in the afternoon, i was helping wendy wif the cheques then she ask me to write tmr's date.. i din hear her saying "write" so i decided to use the stamp instead... cos the stamp's date is today's ma so i went to adjust to tmr's date.. then u noe wat happen?? the rubber snap off lor... KNS.. then i very scared cos they say those stamps and stuff are under cecilia.... OMG... then i duno wat to do lor.. cos cecilia gt scold me before ma..old witch... tat time i wana use the labels on her table but she scold me lor.. say tat is onli for her own use... PI la... soo gek say can use de lor... WITCH... when they say i have to report to cecilia i super scared lor.. then i told soo gek abt it.. she look look see see a bit and then help me tell cecilia lor.. then cecilia say nvm, buy new one... luckily soo gek cover for me lor.. arbo i sure kena scolded by cecilia de...

then cecilia ask me go international plaza to replace a new one.. liting nth to do so she followed me lor... went for abt half an hr ba... gave her the new piece and she said "xie xie ni" wor.. i was like ok... then sherry told us sth.. tat old WITCH back stab us lor... she said sth like why i go so long... 4pm go now 4.30 haven cum back... eat snake ar... then soo gek they all say maybe i lost or wat.. then she say opposite onli still can get lost meh?? then when we came back, she saw us from the glass panels i think, she said sth like wa still gt bodyguard ar... cos she duno liting went wif me... AARRGGGG... freaking witch lor... knn... she oso eat snake everyday lor.. went to the back for a few hrs leh.. everyday somemore.. she's well known for being grumpy lor... but i jus very buay song lor... 2 sided person... apple witch.. eat apple almost everyday lor.. sometimes orange.. freak la.. or rather witch cos she's still single and shld br ard 50s lor... apple witch....

then when waited for the bus outside cp, saw a mad man.. =.= he was squatting down smoking and saying "move out la, move out la" in hokkien... damn suay today la... seeing tat bitch really suays my day lor.... dio bay pio oso not so zun lor...






ytd damn xian de lor... nth to do... gey si look thru files again... hai... but luckily there's matthew and francis there to entertain me... lol... francis has gt an ulcer in his mouth and duno why it kinda spread to his inner throat causing him a lump ard his neck.. then he cant move lor.. LOL... when he need to talk to us to watever, he will turn his whole body lor.. cant really move his neck la.. damn funny.. like ET sia... WHAHAHA... and today he's on mc again.. hai...

matthew hor.. haiyo... super lame de la... he's famous for his "ok la ok la".. LOL... and "out smoke" --translate directly into mandarin... lol... then the 4 of us will always "ok la ok la" him back.. super funny... lame guy...

did 2 sets of accounts today wif the help and guidance of peggy.. she very nice lor... she's actually the first person to teach me new things in the office... but the company we doing is pathetic lor.. onli gt a few transactions each... so we managed to finish the whole set of accounts, accpac and excel spreadsheet, within a day lor.. and seriously i think accounts is not suitable for me lor.. damn xian... imagine doing the same set of accounts every month.. nv ending de lor... then trial balance cannot balance very #$%^& de lor... hai.. not fun at all...

this week is really a accounts week lor.. all 4 of us stuck in accounts... next 2 weeks will be ppayroll week... last week will be pantry week... hahah...