Thursday, August 30, 2007 Y 11:32:00 PM

Finally last paper gone!!!!! yea~~~~ can realli relax liao lor... enjoy these 12 days before the start of another nightmare--- attachment... hai... 3 mths of attachment which most probably means that another 3 mths not being able to meet my friends... huiling suggested meeting once or twice a week sia... but i dun think it's possible lor... once a week maybe will have problem liao lor... see how ba...

AA is errr.. a mess.. haha... kinda panic when doing the paper lor.. then my mind is in a swirl... duno which one to add and deduct and cant find the sale proceeds figure lor!! super mad.... Dennis' english gt problem lor... kao.. damn buay gam wan lor... his phrasing sux.. shit la...

went to sch at 11 all thks to recover chue lor.. asshole... he shall compensate for tat... these few days realli not enough sleep lor... but definitely more sleep than lao de la.. whaha... shall realli sleep to the fullest these few days... hehe... this week everybody's like stressed out lor... like me, i'm meeting lao de at white sand so by right i shld take 88 ma... then for duno wat reason, i took bus 72 instead lor... then onli realized i tat i took the wrong bus somewhere near hougang mall... then took 72 back to 681 de bus stop and took 88... gong leh.. wa biang... hai.. fed up lor... then 88 took so long to arrive somemore.. argghh...

then we were at the 3rd floor and wanted to look for dennis ma.. took the stairs and lao de duno why went to the 4th floor lor... then i was still at the staircase wondering wat for she went out... she oso gong lor.. 6th floor not 4th floor lao de... hahaha... then jing mei din sleep ytd i think... everybody's trying their best lor... hmm...

had our last dinner wif huiling, lao de and feng ying.... cos huiling wun be joining us for the community service next week ma.. so today is the last day we'll be seeing each other lor.. was supposed to be happy as exams are over but not realli in the mood cos we were all very tired lor... no energy to get high sia... but i enjoyed the chit chatting sessions... chit chatting improves bonding u noe... like feng ying lor... at first dun realli noe her.. then duno why keep going out together then slowly slowly know her better liao lor... like wat junxiang said tat i've been mixing wif 87 de and wif CVSS de lor... haha... ya lor.. i oso duno why leh.. haha... mixing too much wif 87 de tats y ming wei says i'm 87 de lor... arghh.. I'M 88 DE!!!!

anyway, i realli like my class this sem lor... it will definitely be better off without tat bitch and bastard.. i can guarantee u tat... hahaha... most of my classmates are nice ppl... next sem... hai...



Wednesday, August 29, 2007 Y 9:55:00 PM

yea last paper tmr... a bit slack sia... haha... i'm the onli one slacking lor... junxiang they all like very bia leh... cos paper ends at 4.30 ma.. then when i reach home i will watch tv till10pm then start revising.... junxiang hor.. wa biang.. like reach home jiu revise liao lor... watch tv till 6.30 then go bathe ma.. then he called when i was bathing lor... ask me AA... then i'm like still slacking.. aiyo... then when i'm watching tv ard 7+ he called again... hai... not a nuisance la.. but hor u all dun watch tv de meh??? relax abit ma... huiling oso lor.. haiyo...

CRA today was difficult de lor... hai.. but it's all over... dennis says AA tmr will be worst.. but duno he's trying to frighten us or it's really difficult la...
we got back our corporate photo we took... they say i look very different in tat photo lor.. but i dun think so leh... then i showed it to mummy thsi afternoon....

mummy: who is this??
sm: my friend lor
mummy: ur friend give u for wat??
sm: see lor
(then she put it on the bed...)
sm: IT'S ME LA!!!
mummy: (looking again...) u meh?? different leh...
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where on earth gt mother who dun recognise her own daughter de???
haiyo....

met jiarong at the jiarong at the bus stop this morning and she told me sth which was quite funny lor... and jiarong... it's really papa leh.... whahahaha.... and i told him wat u told me... good luck... whahahaha...

all these while jiarong's name had been appearing quite frequently on my blog and i have to say this.. jiarong is a GAL... all this while i've been saying sharing secrets wif jiarong la, our traffic junction talks la... lao de and junxiang din know tat she's a gal until i say tat she's one lor... whahaha.... they tot i've such a good guy friend whom i share my secrets to lor.. whahah.... she's a gal lor... hehe... jiarong jiarong...

gtg bia liao.. buai....


Monday, August 27, 2007 Y 10:36:00 PM

2 down.. 2 more to go.. jia you ba...
was damn tired... lie on bed ard midnight and was having insomnia till 2 am... hai.. then woke up at 6+ am... OMG... i actually fell asleep during CAC paper lor... lots of theory stuff to memorise then i tried to recap but bu zhi bu jue jiu fell asleep liao lor.. haha... then the invigilator suddenly pat me.. dio scared lor...

jis was telling me abt a movie she watched ytd and the way she describe it... hmmm was scary for me la... then now 7th mth leh... and somemore ytd i really did hear sth lor... but not my bro leh.. some man's mumbling.. xia si wo la!!! it was realli scary lor.. and i'm quite sure tat it wasn't my bro...

have u all heard abt the rainbow ard the sun recently?? so weird lor...rainbow surrounding the sun leh... then tmr, there's this "blood moon" eclipse ard 5-8 pm... basically the moon will turn red lor... but not confirm tat we'll be able to see it la... luck lor... all these happenings are like once in every duno how many years and we're luckily tat they did pass by our life... shld be quite magnificent ba...

all sorts of funny things can happen in this world u noe.. haha.... even horses now have the flu sia... when there's bird flu, we dun take poultry.. mad cow disease dun take beef... water contamination dun take seafood... then vege too much pesticides we dun take... then take wat?? eat wind meh?? later stomach gt wind how?? breathe onli meh?? air pollution leh... hard to survive as a human being sia...

i bth liao... gtg get my beauty sleep liao... nitezzz.....


Saturday, August 25, 2007 Y 5:16:00 PM

was fucking mad!!!
nabeh nearly died of suffocation lor...


SERIOUSLY I REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE

PEOPLE SMOKING IN FRONT OF ME!!!!!!!!!

for duno wat reason, ah ma came into my room to use the phone... kao.. smoking in the room some more!!!

super dulan!!!! wan to smoke go elsewhere la...harm urself and harm others.... DOUBLY leh...somemore passive smokers will die earlier lor... and i've been a passive smoker for 19 yrs liao lor... if i had life span of say 70 yrs, trade off some yrs being a passive smoker, hmm... maybe by 60 yrs i'll had contracted lung cancer liao lor.. super bth...


because she's always in the living room, tats y i hardly stay in the living room lor.. either i coop myself in my room or in mummy's room...


then some ah pek in the kopi tiam oso like tat lor... there ARE signs saying "NO SMOKING" but they still did.. and nobody's doing anything.... then wats the use of the signs?? bai swee ar.. =....=



Friday, August 24, 2007 Y 1:11:00 AM

exams are no fun at all!!!! we're pursuing our diploma right now and looking back, i see no reason for us to take the o levels lor... having the diploma, then wats the O's?? peanuts... having the degree, wats the diploma?? peanuts... why cant we jus pursue the degree instead of having to get PSLE, O, diploma first?? afterall the company we'll be getting will jus simply look at the highest level of cert we gt... who in the right mind will look at ur O's?? degree holders are everywhere now lor...

look at us now.. struggling for the diploma... wat are we going to do to cope wif the degree?? cant imagine... tutors always say degree courses u'll have to do extra of this and that la.. read more more more than wat we're doing now la... bla bla bla... hai.. studies.... do we really need tat piece of cert in order to survive in this society?? like wat bro said " can earn big bucks w/o the cert wat.." "hang hang chu zhuang yuan" but the world is practical and cruel... hai... jia you ba...


Thursday, August 16, 2007 Y 10:08:00 PM

official off from sch liao... yea... 10 days to main exam.... meaning 10 days not being able to see my friends.... sad....

had AA presentation and it was ok except for tat bitch's group... she's damn knn de lor... then their grp took like 20 mins i think... she's realli crazy de la... bth her lor... the things she say, we were like wth u think u're saying... nobody's listening to their presentation lor... then halfway thru jingmei and feng ying came to our grp and complained abt her lor... she's sick de la... idiot... luckily i wun see her anymore...

our grp volunteered to present 1st.. but when we were standing in front getting ready to present, i dashed out of the classroom, to the toilet... vomited lor... twice... 1st time was just liquid... grape flavored de.... haha... then the 2nd time is worse lor.... the food all came out... they're not even digested yet sia... then the meat is like half digested and almost gt choked when it was in my throat lor... very disgusted lor.... then junxiang said i was pregnant... then i hold on to his hand and said it's his and ask him to give me $$ for abortion lor.... idiot.... then after the class i called for him..... "hai zi de die..." (my child's father) whahahahaha....who ask him always tua kang and ji xiao me.. whahahaha....

junxiang gt into Ernst & Young lor...very heng... then christina is saying tat KPMG and E&Y are quite near each other then maybe they can have lunch together and stuff... and maybe can go to work together oso... nic and i were walking in front of them then i was like laughing and nic asked me why i'm laughing and i told him tat all the while is christina's own thinking lor.. jx din even say anything and he agreed oso... haha... good luck ar jx..

throughout the whole presentation we were not realli paying attention lor... Alvin very bad lor.. commented on one of our classmate... hai... and when he say chee wee's name, the name coming from his mouth is somehow rough lor... duno why... lao de tot so too... haha... then i ask them if they oso think tat chee wee looks like a drug addict... they agreed... and said tat bernard called him "bei hoon kia" (drug addict guy) LOL....

nicholai is a very funny guy lor... very humorous... when i was presenting, chue kang fu said tat i had no eye contact... then when he's presenting, duno wth he's doing looking up to duno where... then nic was doing the action of raising the flag at the back lor... lol.. but i think nic's a nice person ba...

halfway thru the presentation, alvin, chue kang fu and chee wee went for a puff i think... there was smell when alvin came back alone 1st lor... chue kang fu and chee wee jus opened the door but din come in but already gt smell liao lor... damn strong... then when they finally came in, chue kang fu shifted his table in front (cos i'm sitting behind him) maybe he knew i will smell him and i realli did lor... cos i did scold him for smoking the other time... dare smoke dun dare admit.. like my brother... alvin i oso gt say him lor... smoke smoke smoke... waste money.... then alvin say "hen xiang ma... XIANG yan leh.." i was like =.= xiang yan but it's not xiang de lor... smelly... i think it has become a habit for me to smell ppl who's smoking lor.. i oso gt smell my brother... like a dog sia... haha... gt a very sensitive nose...

went to the office to get the key answers to AA past yr papers.... we are very sociable this sem lor... the tutors are liek our friends... suka suka will go chit chat wif them de lor... haha... even seet meng and si cheong who din take us this sem, we'll oso go in and say hi to them de lor.. haha.. super eng... lol... then they say duno wat they're dragon babies then i join in and ask desmond wat he think i am.. then he says i'm tiger cos i'm fierce... sob sob... where gt fierce?? i very sociable de lor... eyer... but he's joking la... he can be someone good to talk to but not a good tutor for me lor... christine she's super nice lor... very approachable and friendly... dennis.. dun use to like him but actually he's ok de la.. can mei da mei xiao wif him de lor... onli siew theng... very scary...

had dinner at pizza hut.. tried tat cheesy pizza.. was nice but too much of it will make u sick.... super full.... as usual, had laughter cos gt jx ard ma.... in conclusion, i like my class this sem... but it'll be better without tat bitch and bastard.. haha....


Y 12:25:00 AM

Tmr will be our last day of sch liao.. :(…. And the last day for u all to see me before the exams…. 10 days leh… wun see me for 10 days leh… dun miss me ar… better stare at me tmr lor….hahahaa… will be having our last dinner together wif lao de, jx and feng ying I think… I gt jio ppl lor.. jus tat they dun wan or cant cum… dun care them… dun say I din jio u hor…

Lets’ see….

Monday went to feed bebo and her babies again… waste my time lor… jie very wat de la… not enough help still dun wanna hire a full time worker… biang eh… then still let jaff off so many days…. Sai lor…
Then saw uncle khei and migoto… uncle khei asked if I’m under stress… tehn tat idiot migoto says “it’s all on her face ma..” biang.. kns lor.. so pai seh de la….. haiyo… all the sales rep very bad de lor… always ji xiao me de..

Tuesday had lunch wif jx at RM… very weird… not used to us being together alone… lao de la… absent from sch… then call her din answer… told her tat if my hse is on fire and called her for help, by the time she reply, I would have been a roasted pig liao lor… jiarong oso de lor… their phones can throw away de… then jx keep on complaining abt this and tat… full of complaints lor this guy… hahaha… then he asked me why lao de and I so close or sth like tat…. A very good question… till now I oso duno why I befriend this old crazy woman lor… whahahaha…. Fate??? Ask god… lol…
Reached home ard 2pm… took a 4 hr nap till ard 6 pm… and went to bed ard 11pm tat night… pro sia… pig lor….. hohohoho….

Today… nth special… print notes till xiao lor.. past yr papers, frs… half a stack of paper gone… as u all now it’s the 7th mth now so lao de and I were like saying cannot say tat D word… 3 letter word… starts wif D and ends wif E…. and the 2 letter word tat starts wif S and ends wif I in hanyu pinyin… otherwise the “brothers” dun like and stuff.. haha… then we were like ni qu *dud* la…. Fei *dud* ni… whahaha…. Super scary mth lor… pls dun scare me…. I super timid de lor…. If really xia *dud* wo, I’ll haunt u… forever….. and ever….. and ever…… and ever….. and ever……


Sunday, August 12, 2007 Y 10:59:00 PM

went to ka jiao jr before heading to lao de's coffee shop for dinner.. damn bored at home sia... then jr they all like mugging for their exams next week.. xian...she showed me some of her class videos they took... was realli funny de la... and... WE SIMPLY LOVED FRIENDSTER!!! haha...

to lao de's coffee shop....not bad la.. gt discount somemore.. haha.... then went gossiping at vic's place... most of them have gt class politics lor.. luckily mine dun have.. except for tat bitch and bastard.. other than those 2 idiotic crappy ppl, think i get along well wif the class lor... i really wish i could kick them off to outer space sia.. hearing their voice makes me wanna puke.... kauzzzzzzz pui~~~~

vic says tat Joyce has gt a bf liao lor.... omg... then jr & i were like "huh?"... "disney stamp lor"... hahahaha.... tat joyce seriously gt very serious de huan xiang zheng(hallucination or stuff) lor... she keep on saying XXX like her la... wat gt ppl ask her for her phone no. bla bla bla.... haiya...

did some mischief at vic's place but jr's the mastermind lor.. i've gt nth to do wif it.. jiarong ar... zut zut zut.... hahahahaha....


Y 4:35:00 PM

had steamboat for 2 consecutive days... thurs wif jr and gang and fri wif jing mei they all... very full of course.. haha... while we were on the train, sth weird happened... heard a woman saying "hey the one wearing specs!! stop looking at my hair!!" and mingwei says she's pointing towards our direction... and among us, onli jx wore specs... but jx says he din look at her leh... weird.. maybe she's from the medical park oso... whahha.... security at the medical park is loose de lor... anyhow let their members run abt... hahaha...

cos my voice is like "breaking" then when i wanna talk they all keep saying "dun talk la"... how can treat me like tat... dun u all think i've gt a very sexy voice ma?? hahahahaha... recovering soon liao la... not as bad as the other day now...

went to feed bebo and her babies ytd... so cute... they're so much fatter than bobo's babies lor.... and lao de finally get to see her buddy liao... hehe... had been wondering wat kinda person is mingwei lor... he's like those shy shy guy, and everytime i see him he's sure smiling de lor... then a bit quiet oso... but he did "bio" tat gal on the bus leh... and according to our observation, he likes to "observe" pple oso.... wat kinda person are u exactly zhong ming??? haha...

and thks for all the concern for my bro... but no news yet so i'll assume it's good news ba... out of the 5 normal sch days last week, he onli went on monday lor... tues cos it's my fault for not waking him up so he din go.. =.=..... wed national day celebration he din go, thurs PH and fri sch holiday.. he can really be the sch principal liao lor...


Saturday, August 11, 2007 Y 1:23:00 PM


^ a tribute to the nation ^

^ "zhu jiang lou" de 3 beauties & a ghost.. haha... ^


^ strike a pose for Singapore!! ^


^ we are muscular~~ ^


^ monkey see monkey do~~ LOL ^




^ wooooooooo~~~~~ ^



see wat this "white mickey top and red shorts" aunty is trying to do...



^ in deep thoughts...... ^


^ see wat seeeeeeee.... ^




Friday, August 10, 2007 Y 1:05:00 AM

had a GREAT day... hahahaha....

went to marina sq, intended to see the fireworks.. but.. haha ya.. did manage to see a bit of it la... it was magnificent.. omg it's realli beautiful... perhaps it's my 1st time seeing it so closely ba... it's like jus above our heads lor..

we first went to marina sq to look for my beloved and we were kinda lost cos we dun really know the way la.. so malu.... then someone called serene...
serene: i'm not wif 2 aunties la...
jr &sm: who who who...
serene: i'm wif jr they all...
jr &sm: huh we're aunties???!!!
background- jr: pui pui pui pui pui pui......
serene: my mother la...
whahahahaha... we tot it's her fren lor.. then jr was like pui-ing in the background... crazy gal... then when we knew tat it was her mum, we were like “oh u die liao” tat kind and burst into laughter... it was funny..... whahahahahaha....

had dinner at suntec's level one's so called "restaurant"... $25.90 steamboat.. it was unique as we get a mini steamboat each instead of the usual big steamboat whereby everyone shares it.. but actually the food are like normal lor... but were realli FULL... like the carpark... (cold.....) hahaha....

halfway thru our dinner, saw the troops matching pass us lor... so weird... and some did came into suntec and took the escalator.. funny lor... they were still very formal and serious when they're taking the escalator... haha... and we all agreed tat guys in those army uniform are realli SHUAI~~ hahahaha... and then heard some "bom bom bom" sound.. the fireworks!! chiong out to see lor... unluckily we din miss it... it was realli beautiful....quite colourful lor... nice~~

duno for wat reason, we were super high sia... or rather onli me and jr.... hahaha....high high into the sky~~~ hehe.. took pics anywhere and everywhere... and playing ard as we walk... then occasionally we'll sing as we walk.. aiya jiu do funny funny stuff lor.. haha.... tats like the norm when we meet... tats why i love being wif them... shall upload the pics some other day... hehe...

and as usual, not forgetting our traffic junction chat... ya lor.. has become the "must do" after our gathering liao... but din talk real much cos her bro was like waiting for her at the void deck .. but reali did enjoy myself and serious.... i love being wif u all, my dear friends....

a few funny and interesting scenes to share...
-serene took out her cam and tried to snap jr in the cubicle.. but failed... haha... funny for the ppl outside "watching" the show but scary for the ppl inside the cubicle.. hahahaha... we are not pervert... jus having fun...

- my beloved wore a white tee and red shorts.... to marina sq... super lok kok sia... and she walked super fast for duno wat reason... then when we cant catch up, we'll say... " auntie in white mickey top and red shorts bla bla bla..." hahahahaha...

-now and then jr & i will "i..... can give u gatsby...", "maria la la maria..", saw this fruit stall wif a funny name near esplanade and we went "fruit ta la fruit ta la la la la la..." hahaha.... can compose songs wif wat we see lor.. pro sia....

i cant rmb the rest liao leh... shall update again once i rmb.... my pea brain gt limited memory space sia... hahahahaha...


Wednesday, August 8, 2007 Y 10:51:00 PM

xian de lor... hmm wat shall i do today?? testi have been sent ytd liao leh.... must find sth to do.. somehow.. hahaha...

ooopss mummy's buying supper... whaha... fat fat fat fat... hahaha... eat 1st then say... oh ya if u all gt the habit of eating supper, can jio me oso lor.... but i onli welcome those living ard my estate de... haha.. ps la.. u're oso welcome for those living further away de, provided u provide transport for me lor... hahaha...

saw tat drug addict wif a ring on his fingers today lor... damn surprising sia.... xiao liao la.. limited edition de stamp liao lor... whahaha... jus saw the Disney series de limited edition stamps wif lao de the other day... whahaha...

asshole chue kang fu will be getting into KPMG... nic into PWC if asshole din bluff me (as he always do) .. actually their gpa is not as high as the others but they're lucky lor... think tutor a bit bias lor... aiya but it doesn't concern me anyway... my sip will be in sch wif lao de wat... worry so much for wat?? haha..

will be meeting jiarong and gang tmr... finally lor... 1 mth din meet liao sia (as a gp)... since my bday... but did get to meet jiarong, ps, yq now and then lor... so not as bad la.. but super long din see hui shan liao la... vanished into thin air lor.... but i haven finish my tutorial leh.. duno can finish on time to meet them not.. hai.. xian...

got back tax test liao... kns.. might need to attend remedial lor... shit... xian de la... same marks as lao de... best fren leh... whahaha... jx super tua kang de lor... say duno hw to do end up scoring so well... pi la.... next time i must say i noe how to do lor.. then when u see my results.. whahaha... i small kang de... LOL...


Y 1:10:00 AM

OMG i'm so bored!!

log in to friendster and send ppl some lame testi... ahhhh... so lame lor... whahaha.... but i'm realli bored lor... jus send " whahaha/hohoho i was here...".... hahaha.. super lame lor.. hahahah... think of it myself oso think it's funny.... xian...

went round viewing ppl's profile lor... saw his profile and strongly had this urge to break them up like wat jiarong said.... but the biggest problem is.... i dun even know where is him now leh... no contact or watever lor... how am i to find him??!!! arrgghhh... stampssss... maybe i shld hire a PI to hunt him down hor?? haha...

xian la... wat shall i do next?? send more testi?? hmmm...


Y 12:17:00 AM

whahaha.. indeed my brother is so much popular than me sia... but i think u all wun wan to have one like him lor... can realli die of heart attack sia..... and strangely u all are able to link from there there there and here to my blog... pro sia.... well done... (applause) hahaha...

he's actually quite dependent on me lor... i'm the one who wakes him up every morning... can u believe it?? an 18 yr old cant set his alarm and wake up on his own... OMG... and i'm the one who helps him find his uniform if he cant find it sometimes... seems like i'm the onli "living person" in the household lor... jie and him are like "walking corpses"... basically they're treating the hse as a hotel ba... they duno wat's going on in the family and not to say where the things are being kept... most of the time they jus check into the hotel to slp lor....

like today, i've gt no class but still need to set the alarm at 7 am to wake him up.. I DID WAKE HIM UP LOR... but he din wake up... then when i saw him in bed when i woke up, asked him why he din go to sch, guess wat he said?? "u din wake me up lor!!" arrgghhh... so it has now become my fault for not waking him up for sch... idiot... normally when he answered me when i wake him up, i'll assume he is awake liao lor... and before i leave the hse i'll make sure he do wake up.. but today no class ma... cannot slp in later meh?? expect me to "supervise" him till he leave the hse issit?? too much lor...

mrs gan said he'll be expelled this week depending on his performance.. but today he din go to sch, tmr's national day celebration i think he wun be going, then thurs PH, then left onli friday to determine his fate.... think he cant make it lor... then papa say will send him into NS but he's like not very keen to go in leh... hai... how how how???????


Tuesday, August 7, 2007 Y 12:09:00 AM

went for lunch at hg green de bubble tea shop wif lao de.. was entertained by the ppl over there lor...

1st was a kid.. he was telling his friend abt pasar malam but he pronounced as pasar lama lor... then both of us were like am chio-ing lor.... then he keep repeating his pasar lama bla bla bla... pasar lama bla bla bla.... whahaha.... super funny lor... kids....

next was a middle age woman... she walked pass the shop 2-3 times... but that's not weird... the weird thing was her dressing... her hair gt set de lor... whahaha... then lao de says she's from the 'Medical Park'... hohohoho.. looks abit from there lor... now u all shld noe why i'm cranking sometimes ba.. whahaha...

had a very full lunch... waited along the street for my bro.. cos i saw him smoking at the junction the other time.. hoping to catch him again.... waited and waited.. no sign of him though sch ended liao.... then i say the "principal" haven knock off today.... and who's the "principal"??? my wonderful bro of course la... onli the principal can choose the class he wans to attend and the time to knock off wat.. haha.... and said that maybe the "principal" needs to sign more documents today... documents to be expelled... but lao de later say the"principal" is having an singing-autograph session.... till next morning... whahaha... cos it's quite late liao but he's still not out yet lor... normally he'll bathe and go out de leh...

saw him on mummy's bed when i gt home... he jus finish his bath.. then i asked him abt the day... he say nth happen... then i started my nagging again... and he, as usual, pretend to be asleep.... then i say "u everytime do this pattern (pretend to be sleeping), can do new pattern not??" then he say ok, took his shirt and went off lor... idiot.. always these 2 pattern de lor... can be more creative not?? i see liao oso xian lor...


Sunday, August 5, 2007 Y 4:55:00 PM

typical
boring
sunday
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wanted to get away from AA revision but realised tat there's no one i could talk to lor.....
xian............................


Saturday, August 4, 2007 Y 1:56:00 PM

thks ppl for visiting my blog.. shall continue to update more funny stuff abt my bro... think u all more interested abt my bro sia... eh but it's my blog leh... (angry) lol...

celebrated eng lee and phy's bday ytd... went tm to take neo-print first... tats like the must-do thing we must do on each other's bday lor.. haha...

then went bugis to have our dinner... to Ajitei, Ajisen's brother.. haha... it was better than Ajisen cos i dun like ramen.. haha.. was REALLY full lor... by the time we finish our dessert, i was already carrying triplets in my stomach liao lor... whahaha...

lao de and i were saying we were very full but we were still scooping the dessert sia... and gt discovered by eng lee.. ooops… ahahaha... realli very full... then still gt the apple strudel from Rtiz as their bday cake... i risked my life to get the apple strudel lor... the shop was along Icon tat street ma.. so must cross the road.. u all shld noe crossing the road over there is like not very safe cos no pedestrian crossing or watever leh... very dangerous and i'm little afraid of crossing the roads cos i'm gia si lor.. whahaha...

gave the excuse of going to the toilet cos i'm the toilet queen and feng jie going to clear her bowels... haha... at tat time, my curry rice was onli half eaten lor but very full liao cos my rice was served last and when the others gt their food served, I tried a bit here and there and so, before mine was served, i'm already one quarter full.... hehe..

came back empty handed cos we handed the strudel to the waitress so tat they dun suspect anything... had dessert.. nice~~ i like.. but exp lor.. one small bowl is ard $4-5 sia.. very full very full but was still stuffing the dessert into our mouths... wahahaha.. then finally the strudel... i like the pastry, i like the custard but i dun like the apple... but the apple was the "main lead" of the strudel sia... haha...

we were pokin our stomach when feng jie settle the bill.. mine was hard de lor... lao de was soft.. fats... haha... then went back ard 9+.. took the crowded bus... the uncle very kns de lor... keep asking hwee sing to move away cos he cant see the side mirror.. pls lor the bus wasn't even full lor.... some buses the ppl were standing at the doorstep leh.. then the driver din ask them to move away or wat.. then nobody was standing even on the steps lor... idiot.. lao de say he very bad bla bla bla then i say cos he's short ma.. like a ball... slime ball... haha…

then finally there are seats upstairs so we went up... then lao de was complaining abt the uncle behind her.. he kept like pushing her wif his butt or wat la.. but she duno whether it's on purpose or accidental... then she say she's already replacing her watermelon wif pumpkin liao yet he still do this to her.. whahaha... nvm if u all dun understand the pumpkin, watermelon or oranges.. they're all jx's creation... haha.. oh ya when we were downstairs, gt one yao sui woman who stepped on my toes lor.. wif her heels i think.. knn damn pain lor... she was like squeezing into the rear... si zabo... kao...

i sat wif lao de and qw sat wif someone else.. after a while qw came to sit behind us when the person left and i dio scared by her lor.. too sudden liao la... i din noe the person left and suddenly qw pop up behind and talk to us lor... qw next time dun do such things can or not... scary leh... maybe tats my retribution cos i always scare others oso... haha.. but i really timid de lor..

tats wat we did ytd....

regarding my bro… whahaha…
I saw a bottle of those paper diamonds wif xiang si dou wif sea shells wif sand on his table.. and a chipmunks de soft toy on his bed… eh eh~~ hahaha…








Thursday, August 2, 2007 Y 11:36:00 PM

WOODBRIDGE PAPERS Headline for the day..
" YOUNGER BROTHER CAUSING 19 YEAR OLD SISTER TO DIE OF HEART ATTACK "

reali is "yi po wei ping, yi po you qi" lor... one storm after another...

mrs gan called papa telling him abt bro and he asked mrs gan to talk to me instead.. =.=.. he's always like tat de lor... pushing everything to me... so i deserve to spend his money ma.. fair enough rite?? haha...

bro is getting from bad to worse lor... gonna get expelled soon.... next week after national day... and it will really be his last chance... one last chance... skipping lessons, choosing the ones he wanna attend and skipping the rest, sleeping in class... realli have no idea why he goes to sch...

why bother to wake up so early in the morning and goes to sch empty handed to sleep??? issit it more comfy sleeping on the bed instead of the hard desks??? this time i think i'm gonna up... there's no use trying to talk sense into him lor... he's basically turning a deaf ear to wat we have said... papa ask to to talk to him cos at least he do listen to me sometimes... but this time...

talked to him and he pretended to be asleep... i was nagging for abt half an hr lor.. u think i like meh?? he turned on the mp3 when i was talking lor.. then i pretended to go out of the room, closed the door, but i was still in the room... then he off the mp3.. si gina... realli duno wat to do lor... he's like the worst brother i've ever heard of sia... feng jie, phy and eng lee's brother dun seem to behave mine leh.. ko mia ar~~~ sob sob...

papa says if he doesn't repent, he'll send him into the army liao lor.. even mrs gan say tat if he still behave like this, wasting his time, it'll be better to quit sch lor... and she said at the rate he's going, he's not going to pass his O's oso lor... and she'll be more than happy to help him de-register from sch.... hai... how am i going to go back to sch when i'm so popular?? thinking of going back oso pai seh lor...

early this yr when he asked mummy to go see the Principal abt letting him stay in sch, we tot he really wanted to continue his studies lor... but dun seem to be the case now lor... if we knew he'll become like this, mummy wun see the principal lor.. it's like fighting so hard to get back tat place in sch and he's doing all tis rubbish now.... kao...

realli duno wat to do lor... hopefully my words will get into him lor... hai...

*************** heart- broken *****************


Wednesday, August 1, 2007 Y 11:55:00 PM

sooner or later i will die of heart attack lor...
my precious, wonderful brother is driving me crazy...

drunk at the chalet??? crap lor... truth is.. he gt detained by the police... again...
called xin yi to ask him find my bro for me.. he knew he was detained lor.. then still dare gey gey tell me "ok i go find for u... he's drunk at the chalet..." idiot... angry lor....

but at least my bro did called earlier ard 11 and told me abt it and was quite worried.. but when he told me wat happen when he gt back, I find it hilarious lor… whahaha…

sm: wat happen?
bro: fight la..
sm: where?
bro: hougang green...
sm: why fight?
bro: eh he take spanner wanna hammer us leh...
sm: wa kao he bring spanner wif him everywhere ar?
bro: ya la...
*whaha*
sm: u 3 beat him one ar??
bro: 8 against 2...
sm: then hw cum onli u 3 gt caught??
bro: we cover them ma...
sm: u pig ar? cover them..
bro: 3 die better than all die ma...

at this instance, i was poking him wif my fingers lor... stupid idiot la... cover them... kao... pig oso not so big lor.. this is wat they call buddies.... OMG....

sm: then who bail u out?
bro: my friend la..
sm: why dun ask us to bail u out?
bro: i called back but mummy not at home..
sm: then y din call me?
bro: i duno ur number...
*=.=* (cos phone duno is no battery or gt confiscated)

sm: then hw's tat guy?
bro: in the hospital lor..
sm: so serious?
bro: eh if we dun beat him, the one in the hospital will be us leh...
sm: then he called the police?
bro: we call de la...
sm: xiao ar?
bro: ......... (forgot wat he said liao)

interesting rite my brother.. haha... too interesting for me lor... cannot take it.. someone pls kill me.... arrgghhhhhhhhhhh

really duno when he will stop all these nonsense..... 18 yrs old liao leh... must u realli make us all so worried?? but luckily no bad records lor..

papa was right lor... this afternoon when he called and asked why bro is not back yet..
papa: ur bro ytd din come back ar?
sm: think so ba.. din see him this morning...
papa: where the hell he go? got detained again ar? phone din on oso...
sm: duno leh.. i ask his friends...
super zun lor... next time i noe liao lor... if he din come back then phone not on.. 80% liao lor..

lao de: ehh girl's home leh...
sm: where's the boy's home... must get ready liao.... whahaha....

realli problematic brother lor... lelong lelong... yan dao brother for sale...


Y 10:36:00 PM

my beloved, dearest person took me out for a spin this afternoon.. haha.. and yes, it was exciting.. whaha... luckily i did bought insurance sia..

showed my dear the way to TP so tat i'll be able to get free rides now and then u see... haha... went to look for hong shan, then went back to TP cos as u all noe i've gt a weak bladder.. haha.. and waited for PS to end her class at 6 and finally went to kovan cos my dear wanted to have tat super nice mee chiam kuey... but too bad the stall was closed already...

when we were going up to the multi-storey carpark, the engine suddenly went dead lor.. and we were like caught in between the slope sia... scary de lor.. but eventually did manage to went up the slope la... then when we were on our way back, my dear cut the lane and gt honed by the motor cyclist lor... whahah.... damn funny la....

gt experience i think... at least i'm back home safe and sound.. hehe...

and my bro... he's gone missing for more than 24 hrs liao lor... naughty boy... hai... 18 yrs old tmr liao still duno hw to think... hai hai hai... couldn't find him on his phone but heard he's drunk at the chalet... hmm...