When you've travelled the world..

Looks like I won't have a need to tape my excess money into a roll and use it as toilet paper. Here's something far more worthwhile to piss it away on instead.

Turns out space tourism is a dream no more. Scheduled to be up and running by 2012, the orbital hotel lets you experience romantic sun-sets 15 times a day and you get to round the world every 80minutes. Truly a worthwhile investment. Because nothing says "I'm better than you" more than a 4million USD screw-you-world! xP