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Monday, January 28, 2008

My previous post was much more on callin God to give me faith that he really exist.
I do believe in him as much as i do, but its shrinkin as day and night passes in this shitty city. Sorry if i hurt my strong catholic friends, but what seems usual doesnt seems so anymore. BUT still dont worry, i believe in his existence when im out of faith on myself. See me at churches when im down.

Ill write issues regarding anythin hoping ill change even one or two person to change others, the community, people and the world. Today, what brings my attention is about childhood memories. I still remember the time when i was strictly controlled by my parents, even 5 minutes late, ill get a real ty-slap, dropped to the floor. A very no mercy disiplinary right before we was exposed to high-techs. The indoor and outdoor activities that we used to play to strengthen the communities love for each other dont seem to reach even the lowest level of what we had last time. People in the 2nd millenium prefer to stay at home or mind their own business. Not caring of what activities is going on out there, Or even bortherin to tell others about what they're having. For say, a wedding is held in your house, but ur neighbour whos living right beside you dont even know it. The children's out there who plays were not even monitored by their parents. The question is why? Simple, thats because we're lacking of self conciousness about whats going on. Kids dont go for football swimming anymore, thats because they prefer going to the cyber-cafes or playing their precious high class expensive ps3 at home while eating some yummy chocolate bars. Fu-yoh.
So much changes as time passes by, i wonder if we' are changin to the good or bad.

8:01 AM

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Mojoo jojoo, start readin and u might not stop readin.
Another episode,

All you need to know about GOD

God (born Herschel Godstein) is a fictional character in Fox's longest-running soap opera, The Holy Bi[b]le. Unfortunately, in order to spice up the sometimes dull story, the editors re-cut the footage to make him seem like a total asshole. He was elected to be our god for the 6000th year running this year, barely beating the Egyptian sun god Ra, Omnipotent Odin, and the Almighty Zeus (still recovering from alcoholism). He is also dog spelled backwards. It has not been widely reported, but a majority of the most prominent leaders among dogs proclaim that this is a good reason for them to be all-powerful on earth. It's just a matter of spelling, after all. As of the 1st Qtr of 2004, the Barisan Nasional claimed the largest share of ownership of God. It should be noted that God has been under the investigation of the Malaysian Human-Rights several times, because of the attempted claiming of two dependents, a supposed "Holy Spirit" and a "Son", who have never been seen by authorities. However, God has made the argument that as they exist on the same plane as himself, he can list them as dependents if he "damn well pleases". God is also the father of Jesus (born Jesusathan John-Madonna), the famous actor who made many cameos in South Park and made a brief appearance in year 0 for a red-carpet appearance for SPEECH ON THE MOUNTAIN: THE MOVIE where he was brutally murdered by rampaging Romans. His co-star, Judas, famously masqueraded as a Roman to get away safely. Jesus' fan club never forgave him.

Quick Guide to God
God is love, and watches over each and every human being on Earth to make sure he or she has a happy, successful life. This is kind of strange though, since the central doctrine of Christianity is that all humans must live a life dominated by guilt and fear and that they must pray forgiveness from God every day from creating them. Unfortunately, God's Earth-shattering powers of supreme might are easily thwarted by people not believing in Him, so He cannot make some people happy. He is best known for creating the universe, forgiving our sins, and deciding who wins the Sports-Toto, Lumba kuda or Mahjong.

God enjoys declaring random bits of land to be Holy Ground, and will smite any who walk on it without taking their hats off and making a donation. Unfortunately, this leaves a bit of a mess for the janitors.

God has been known to use his Earth-shattering powers of supreme might in the past, in huge demonstrations of how much He loves each and every person. Some examples are documented carefully in the Bible. Examples include: Flooding the world, burning cities to the ground, and causing plagues, famine, and swarms of locusts to attack people.

In one of the earliest documented cases of Multiple Personality Disorder, God, although one single entity, is actually three different things at the same time. God is composed of The Father, The Holy Spirit, and The Son- or Jesus-. God was not always composed of Jesus however, He just decided one day to include Him, then send Him down to Earth to get around His own "wages of sin = death" rule, because God of course is not capable of breaking His OWN RULES, is he?

God likes people to worship and sing to Him. The best way to worship God is to pray for stuff you want. Asking for a new car, a new house, or for your ex-boyfriend to die are completely acceptable things to pray for. God hears all prayers and does His best to fulfill all of them; a bit like Santa at Christmas, just all year around, every day all day.

Because God is pure love, anyone, even a good person, who doesn't believe in Him in exactly the right way is forced into eternal suffering in Hell. So far in history, only five people have gotten their theology exactly correct. However, evil, selfish people can believe in God and get into Heaven because God loves them. God loves everybody equally, He even loves the people He has condemned to burn forever.

For more in-depth discussion of this subject, consult the Bible, which is the definitive authority on all things religious, as it was written by God Himself and directly given to us mere humans to treasure forever. Every word of it is literally true, without exception. He even translated the Bible for everybody in later years.

Note carefully that no human can ever know God's will. Except the Pope, because he has a mind-bogglingly cool hat. And a stick.

Biography
God was never born. He just always existed. He also won't die. This sort of makes writing a biography an endless torment. So we won't.

John Lennon once postulated that God was in fact a medical scale by which pain could be measured. This was a controversial theory as it was not possible to prescribe painkillers in line with the God measurements. The theory was finally debunked by Lennon in the same thesis when he went on to claim that both he and Bob Dylan did not exist.

Since the 19th century, some have claimed God is dead. However, in 2004 Tv3 refuted this claim with recent footage of God, saving us writing time. Also, he appeared to give His full unconditional support to the the BN's in the year 2004.

In His spare time, God enjoys exercising by creating rocks so big that even He can't lift them.

Einstein once said that God does not play dice, but later after time travel paradoxes, Einstein was found playing dice with God in Las Vegas. God also says he is into role playing games, and often rolls dice to see what happens with the world. God claims this is a random element that takes away whatever responsibility others might place on him. Blame it on bad dice rolls, not God. Roll DC 15 to get this joke.

Despite popular belief, God was going to make a debut on a special episode of Friends, but the episode was cut so people wouldn't burn in the light of his one-handedness. Many believe God to possess the voice of James Earl Jones.

God does in fact play dice, with Einstein, all of the Einsteins due to the time travel paradox.

Now God watches Hindraf and the Malaysian Government in his caravan that he himself conjured on a hill with a view of both the Alps and the Himalayas (Phua Chu Kuang with a certain taste in home décor agreed to the Godly magnificence of the view). Sightings of God in public occur almost every other second if one has reason to believe religious periodicals, and he is often rumoured to be seen around Lowyat as he keeps running out of printer cartridges. Agnostics said that whether he is buying a cartridge in the colour of Cyan or Yellow cannot be known, like, ever; although weak agnostics made a more agreeable statement and said, "Whatever". Anti-theists said, quite abusingly, "He probably has this old sucky printer that prints only black and white". God is known to be quite fond of sauerkraut and blue cheese and makes excellent fondue. He doesn't consume alcohol or mathematicians due to religious reasons, and also because he had issues with both of them at some point in time.

Appearance
God is often said to look like the stranger in the mirror, but forgotten prophet Zoab wrote several unique aspects of the immortal being, such as the following description of what God looked like:

"First we can state that God has a beard, as this is a commonly known truth and all theologists of all people agree with this by nature. But a fact that is overlooked by most theologists is that God only has one hand. People always talk about "THE hand of God" and never say "a hand of God" or "one of God's hands". This also explains why people who are praying put their hands against each other: they do this to be respectful towards God, as the people would appear to have just one hand too. It would be a huge disruptance of the cosmic order if a mortal appeared to have more hands than God himself. This explains why we are not allowed to depict God: if we were, people would notice He has only one hand. As playing dice is easier with two hands than with one, this also explains why God does not play dice (except in those cases when he does).

Furthermore God most likely has an eye patch - Reality has two major components: the Something (e.g. a stone) and the Nothing (e.g. that which is inside a vacuum sucked sphere or inside the head of anyone overly religious). It is a known fact that God sees everything, so both the Something as the Nothing. If we decide God has two eyes, He could see Something with one eye and Nothing with the other, therefore he wears an eye patch over one of his eyes, so he could see everything. In recent years this has been taken by extremist religions as a tacit endorsement of the pirate way of life.

Controversy
Due to the fact that millions of people have died and been killed in God’s name, some people consider him to be a violent, psychotic nutcase. But, according to the Kementerian Kebudayaan, Kesenian Dan Warisan Malaysia, “God doesn’t kill people, God-worshipping humans do”. Note that contrary to common belief, God does not own the property rights to heaven. His official heavenly title is "Our Father who art in Heaven", rather than "who doth own".

God's reaction to Saw III.

GOD is an acronym for Guaranteed Overnight Delivery, a bit of a misnomer at best, because while the bible does record that he occasionally delivered people, it wasn't guaranteed, but rather contingent on their obeying a number of strict commandments. And overnight? Not even close. 40 years wandering in a desert doesn't count as overnight, even by extremely lax Lembaga Perlesenan standards. This kind of shoddy service is why start-up religions with more diverse delivery systems will gain popularity in the coming years. On a side note, God did once consider delivery as a career, losing out in the semi-final to the Daughter of Pharoah, in the "draw the baby from the water" competition.

Confidence in GOD lapsed briefly around 50 years ago during the Rancangan Malaysia Pertama. In part, this was due to the blossoming field of mathematics, which was able to calculate that 71% of the world was covered with water. Combined with science, which noted that man had no gills, philosophy then used these facts to call into question the assumption that God had made the world for man. Since the darker times of the country, progress has been made securing a successful future for GOD. The projected aim is that we will all live in a world where Global Overall Development is present.

Other Cultures and God
Many different cultures around the world see God in their own special way, but all of these ways are wrong except for our way.

Soon after, the various faiths God had inspired began to war against each other. The Supreme Being, well know as being a lover of irony, found this quite amusing. Thus, he will still create new religions from time to time, when not busy in alternate universes messing with the inhabitants.

In Finland people have invented the real form of God. God has thinked that this present time is perfect for relieving his real form to lousy species of human. During Olympics in Torino God announced His real form and stepped out as Finnish curlingteam's captain Markku Uusipavalniemi. At the same time he also told to people of this planet that all earlier things that humans have believed to be Gods are just other forms of Uusis. Jesus was only a result of one boring night on the planet earth and needed to be taken back to Uusis as soon as possible. Uusis just had other businesses and wasn't able to take Jesus back until he was about 30.

God is pissed.

Alter egos
יהוה(The Artist Formerly Known as God)

At one time, God had gotten tired of being called God. So He invented a new name, ﷲ. When ﷲ had decided on that name, He/She dumped the new name in the worst possible location on Earth. That's right.... Arabia. The people didn't know what to think of such a scribbling as ﷲ, so they gave up and called God "Allah" instead. The people in the rest of the world were just as confused, and so by popular request God dropped the name ﷲ and went back to being God. Oh well. Ironically, this was a thousand years after the יהוה debacle, in which God burped out another name nobody understood, and in which case the victims declared the name holy and started worshiping the name as an idol and refusing to announce (denounce, pronounce, antinounce, whatever) it.

Proof of God's identity
God can be proved to exist using Lo Pan's Razor, or by using Thomas Aquinas' logic. Just pick one of these syllogisms:

Nobody is perfect,
Perfect is God only;
Therefore, God is Nobody.
Therefore, He does not exist.

or

God is love.
Love is blind.
Ray Charles is blind.
Therefore, Ray Charles is God.

or

I stink, therefore I am,
Thus the less you stink the less real you are.
Cleanliness is next to godliness;
The cleaner you are the less you stink,
Therefore God doesn't exist.

Told you.

4:13 AM

Friday, January 18, 2008

Im living my present life out of my past is because i still did not get to repay my sins for my past. If you bitches wanna speak about your life and my life, bring it.
My sweet memories are darker than ur shitty memories. I speak the ghetto in here cause u punk ass are still on the top while im here tryin to make u realise the value of humanity. If u speak like ur heart is bigger than mine, pray to hail mary then bow to my god who i believe, ghetto jesus. Behind my dreams, you dont see tears of fears i had with the future, thats because your not me. Instead if you dont like it, then dont come here, live ur own life but keep your eye watched. My eyes sees the truth, and nothin like u felt cause you dont feel me, but guess what? If you dont give a fuck, then neither do I. Live ur luxurious life and zip it by yourself.

This is a place to express for the people who need others,
and when there's pure beauty, theres always evil.
Dont make me the evil, so shut the fuck up and enjoy the beauty that u and ur family got, im still on a mission to repair this broken family, not as much as you understand.

9:28 AM

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Thanks for the quick support from those who where there for me when im down here.
It gave me a clear view of whos my companionship, and those who covered themself with me on fake friendship shit.
I've got this anonymous email frm an unknown person requestin me to post about friendship & trustworthy based on my experience. So here it is today.

Friends, a basic word when u learn when u was a baby.
Whos ur friend? The neighbour opposite ur house? The lady's son who use to come and visit ur mom and play mahjong together? The kids who use to play at the playground with you when u was small? Your schoolmates? Or for me , the cats and the dogs at the streets? It's a normal thing to put trust on ur friends, but in the end u got urself disappointed. Why ? Ask urself. For me myself ive met all types of people from A to Z, 1 to 9. And it is, no one is different when it comes to this. Its just the same. The only thing that makes it different is ur commitment over it. I've got million friends who act like their close to me, but no, they dont even know a shit about me.
If your thinkin im sayin about you, then it might be so.
Dont push urself to trust the people around you, do they even care of you?
So dont even bother to know people this days cause most of them are just fake.
The word friends dont really exist inside me anymore. My only friend we're my liquors.
Ha, pop quiz, So whos ur best friend?
Nah nah nah. Dont look at me if u need a friend.

Me & my homeboys.

3:25 AM

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Today I was checkin all the links in my blog. Yes i was in everyones blog.
So much emofied posts rather than the happy ones.
Found 2 broken link, so removed them. Sorry, but next time pls update me if u guys ever change ur links. :)
Dont worry, today no emo-fied posts. Without school im back to the ghetto, just the difference is, im alone cause this isnt the place that i grew up. I miss my homeboys.Okay, ill be more sincere/ikhlas, i'll rephrase that, I miss my homeboys to Death. Okay, no emo.
Right now, im currently stated as jobless. My 2 other part-time job in the Hotel and 1u dint really work out. They only call me when they need me. And im like workin for 2 or 3 times a week? I heard my friend was sayin the hotel dint have my number, so thats why they dint call. And the work in 1u is re-schedulin their shifts, so im SO FREE. I went to gardens to apply job. Went to like almost 20 outlets which sticks a paper there. Vacancy, Need YOU IMMEDIATELY. Lol. So far, others dint call me.But right now, theres only 1 place who called me for 2nd interview. AND at the same time i was at brewball with Ed, Aaron, Darren, Tara and the others. So went there. I told them i want full-time cause i dont have anythin to do at home though, and im on spm leave. I should be expectin a call this sunday to confirm what day i can start cause this is what the boss said: Most probably my supervisor will be callin you,so dont worry.
Basics 1.1k, good performance 1.2, but i dont really care. All i want to do is to keep money to get sumthin for valentines, its a surprise. Another story anyway, but someway, somehow i have a strange feelin that God messin with me. Of all the 20 places, the art shop called me? Mayb HE wants me to get more into it? Ah, i dont wanna think too much. But anyway if theres no call by this sunday i guess ill work back at the hotel. Next week will be fully booked with functions. And i heard that their taking permanent staffs. With basics 1.5.
Speakin of cash, I also realise of what am i goin to do after i get my results.
I dont want to study if im gonna leave it half way if i dont want or cant continue it. It's a waste, cause ive got a friend who did that. If i continue study, ill make sure ill finish it. But if i work now, i can get more money enough to open my own business or sumthin. But mostly people told me to study 1st. Rather tough decisions.
A-levels, Diploma, Phd aint gonna help u if ur not smart enough to play this life.A shisha guy who opens a store 7 days a week from 11pm to 5am with 10bucks per bottle can earn up to 6k with an average of 200 a day of earning. Yes, thats Ah chai's earning. The guy at my place who opens up the mini store. Lets say, 6k - 4k (daily expenses, girlfriend, upkeep for the store, car, house, and others ) He still got about 2k to keep in the bank for future kids. Ha. And his only 21 :) So, dig that!
Well, just as i say, im not from a rich family. So, i guess every cents worth a tear.
Maybe u guys got ur own opinion?

Opinion Polls & Market Research

1 person,1 vote. No spam please.

And 1 more thing, i think i will be closin this blog cause i dont feel like posting anymore. Another poll?

Opinion Polls & Market Research

Once again, this is not for publicity. I just want to make sure that there is still a minor group of people who supports me.
Thanks.

3:36 AM

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

It's 11pm and i was waitin for call from my homeboys about tonights plan.
A msg got in, one of em met an accident on the way to my place.
All the liquors that he brought were all over the road. And he flew a few meters with a few of it sprinkled on his body. The person who knocked him ran away.
Praise to God ur still alive bitch.

12:33 AM

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

This would be my very 1st post for the year 2008.
A brand new year, might be a brand new start for everyone. But not for me here for everythin is still the same here in the block. In fact its gettin scary over here cause the struggle goes greater.
Today, got up tangled with my bed sheets, pillows all over the floor.
I told myself, here comes another day of the same thing. Remembered my mom remind me to make myself buzy for i have nothin to do at home all alone. But nah, i need a break. I know im feelin useless, but still i need time to make decisions. Goodbye leftover memories of past years. Change stocks to stop the bleed for a new wound to be opened.Im just tired of the process of existin. Reminiscin, today i pray to God to give me back my sanity to make others realize.
Whats wrong?
My mood might be down, i might be lacked of love,
Im just like a clown with pains over his smiling face.
Im not like the other kids.

They've got me thinkin,
Why am i dyin to live, while im livin to die?
If there is no changes.

10:36 AM