BATHS

HOT DOG + TRAIN = NICE

TIM BITS RETROSPECTIVE

Screenshots of my facebook album, TIM BITS. Fall/winter 2011

FOOD BLOG

CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS: FOOD BLOG RECIPE PUBLICATION

I am compiling recipes for a real life publishing endeavor called FOOD BLOG. Be certain: it is not a blog but a book! This project takes inspiration from community recipe books & recipe cards sold at church bazaars. Would you like to contribute a recipe? It's very easy: simply email me your recipe! The emphasis is on recipes that hold a real place in your life - things you make and enjoy. Hopefully your recipe will be meaningful to you, simply in the sense that you love it and identify with it. That being said, it doesn't have to be fancy or poignant-- just REAL. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, midnight snack, beverage, party platter, junk food concoction, budget meal-- you know the one. Please email it to annamayhenry@gmail.com. 

The result will be a handsome book of friends and friends of friends' favorite things to eat and drink, which you can own and love.

Deadline: Nov. 1

GIVE ME THE COFFEE AND NOBODY GETS HURT

MUSHY BLOB BLOG

A NEW BOOK: CAKE SECRETS/SOMETHING TO WEAR NEXT MONTH

Cake Secrets has been transformed from frigid baking advice and overly fanciful recipes from 1928, into this world famous collage poem odyssey in 2012. Life goes on.

UP 'N' COMIN'

In August I'll have some Story Song books in The Reading Nook at Narwhal Contemporary Art Projects. And then later on I'll be at Zine Dream 5 to sell some stuff including a new book called Cake Secrets. I'll also be there to DJ and I think I'll call my set "You Won't Hear This on Zoomer Radio" or "No Zoomers Allowed." Although I don't want to be ageist. BUT it will be oldies!

ANNA THEME

~~~COOL~~~

"Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes." Walt Whitman

WHEN YOUR CLOTHES DON'T TOUCH YOUR BODY

SEE THESE ICE CREAMS

STUFF THAT JUST SITS AROUND

In the past year I've had unsettling feelings about art... making it and also checking it out. After I thought about it for many moons, the most direct way I could articulate my position towards a lot of art has been, "it's just stuff that just sits around."

NEW STUFF

Interac bag (free!)

Stoneware bowls

Bull

BOATS 'N' LOGS

Today I'm changing my name back to Romance Blog, and maybe I'm finally over my food-gone-crazy fixation. Here's my snack today. Food-gone-real. Romance forever.

DOMINO'S +++

You can search for Domino's Pizza + anything and you find something weird.


DOMINO'S PIZZA + OUTER SPACE

Domino's will be the first pizza restaurant on the Moon.


DOMINO'S PIZZA + VIRTUAL REALITY


***Please visit this VIRTUAL REALITY PIZZA SIMULATOR, which is kind of an updated version of this (and amazing):

 


DOMINO'S PIZZA + SEX
So, there was this video that was a big deal for a lot of people, where two Domino's employees stick cheese up there nose and cum all over your pizza or something. They got fired and went to jail!

 

The woman in the video, Kristy Hammonds, is also a REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER.

There's also some dweebs who find sexual subliminal messages in Domino's packaging and commercials.


DOMINO'S PIZZA + MARRIAGE

Oh god nooo. It's real.

DOMINO'S + RATS



According to Muppet Wiki, the "Bad Andy" campaign didn't last long.

"Bad Andy, a brown critter who looked like a cross between a monkey and a rat ('He wasn’t really meant to be anything specific,' McIntyre says. 'He was undefined even for us.') was shown to live in the back of a Domino’s Pizza store, and his voracious appetite muddled up the store’s operations. Despite the comic possibilities, the ads did little to highlight the quality of Domino’s pizza or service, and Bad Andy’s cavorting was more irritating that endearing. Besides, the notion of a squirrel-like animal being holed up in the back of a pizza joint was unappetizing to say the least."
-Marketing consultant Elizabeth Goodgold


DOMINO'S + DANCING


The list of Domino's +++ goes on, so I'll leave you with this and let you figure the rest out for yourself.





BYE!

ROMANCE BLOG

I'll always be a romantic at heart, but let's just say that there are better things than romance, such as LOVE. I'm in it for the real thing. So, until further notice, or until this blog becomes too heavily associated with felatio, ROMANCE BLOG will hereby be known as BLOMANCE BLOG. I think it has a nice ring to it. Oh and yes I'm BACK!

FAKE FOOD #4

FAKE FOOD #3

Thanks to my friend Liz who directed me to the amazing items for purchase at Fake Food Decor.

FAKE FOOD #2