Sunday, December 28, 2008
HoHoho
for xmas, ermm, boss say half day... went home then went drink at dp. then drink drank drunk again -.-z. (my dad told me today during lunch, can drink like that once a month, ok de... i was like "-.-z i do that once a week..") then went to the peeps bbq+chalet at east coast. i managed to make it there alone, grab a little food and have a few more cups before i concuss... talking about the chalet!!!! my xmas exchange de present is still MIA till now! someone better own up and return my present... LoL. anyways, morning went home then end of xmas celebrations.
this week will be moodless to work again as new year falls on thurs. -.- which means friday have to work again before weekends. ahhhh... but i have been resting well last week. friday went movie with jeff, pris and judy, then went dp drink with pris, judy and teresa. sat had the urge to play mj but no kaki. hahaha. instead of venturing out, i decided to stay home for some unknown reasons. just no mood to go out. then of coz, my sunday has been mentioned above.
phew, my stm is not hitting me this time as i managed to recall my last week's activities since xmas without dwelling on it too much. hahaha. alright! i feel that nx yr will be a gd yr!
cheers!
andy.
Monday, December 22, 2008
meaningful weekends
sat rested at home. then around 6+ went bugis for dinner. had the fried wanton noodles. then tried to decide where to go, and the verdict was dp as we really ran out of ideas. then went to drink and sing the night away.
sunday was a gd day, the weather was fine. and i went to help out in an old folks xmas celebration. basically i went to do whatever i can, arrange food & present, bring old folks around, chit chat. quite tiring actually, but at least my sunday is well spent. then had dinner with sam and chimp at chimp's place. i bought kfc family feast, rawr!
now i am preparing for work. this week's objective, rest more. too tired -.-.
cheers.
andy.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
short work week
a bit for myself, work is pretty much stagnant now. doing the same thing day in day out is killing my motivation. but i am keeping myself going to see if i can reach higher than i am expecting. plus, i have been feasting in office. non-stop snacking! for e.g. today, i had ruffles before lunch, then i had a chicken chop + beef stew pottie pie for lunch, soyabean curd + riceballs for teabreak and just before i left office around 7+ i had a cheese pancake -.-z. i already excluded all the candies and chocolates in between. round round me -.- i guess i might have to follow my colleagues to hit the gym during lunch hours liao -.-z.
more updates when i have updates =X
cheers.
andy.
Monday, December 08, 2008
Weekends!!!!!!
cheers,
andy.
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
mid week!
cheers.
andy.
Monday, December 01, 2008
weekends!
its monday again. work work work.
cheers.
andy.
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Thursday!
cheers.
andy.
Mid week
this week past a little too fast and furious. firstly, my monday was pretty normal. work then meet the peeps at cyberdome when i leave office around 8.30pm. play a bit then go home at 11+. tuesday was at office till 3pm, then went to the event at suntec. till 9. went balaclava to chill out after that. 11+ went home again. yesterday was at the last day of our event. left office at 10am, then sit around. 2+ went for lunch. initially wanna try the wanton noodles at the fountain area, then my colleagues wanna have jap, so we settled at the jap food in food republic. guess the 3 of us ate how much for lunch. -.- 196++ SGD. haha. we had crazy stuff like salmon sperm, goose liver and those nice recommendation from the boss. something which we dint get to eat elsewhere, or rather we wont choose to order. it was a filling and taste-satisfying meal. then afterwhich went IMM to look for xmas ornaments. bought a red star for my dept's tree. then i went on to rush home and grab my boots and headed to Fico sports hub to play soccer with my friends. played till 9+ went home and rested. worked till 11.57pm and decided to call it a day.
take care all, time to head to work.
cheers,
andy.
Sunday, November 23, 2008
weekends!
sunday my mum asked my bro and me to go dim sum at ah yah @ jurong bird park. so went there. the food is not fantastic. so might not be going there again. the 30% discount is tempting though. hahaha. then went home after lunch and rested for the day. play game a bit. then think gonna sleep early tonight to prepare for a brand new work week.
happy working!
cheers.
andy.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Friday
more entries when i am done with today.
happy weekends.
cheers.
andy.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Goal setting for a 'Peacock'
The showy peacock loves talking, being the centre of attention, has passion/ enthusiasm and is happy/ optimistic. They can be accused of talking too much, and aren’t good with detail or time-control.
What you naturally do well…
You are enthusiastic, influential, optimistic, passionate and people-orientated, and a charismatic leader.
You continually seek new opportunities and experiences following your passions.
You enjoy the journey as much as the result.
You can take big risks for excitement and driven by passion – you dream big.
You are flexible and open-minded and tend to notice and seize opportunities.
You enlist the help of others through your "people-oriented" nature, and can work by yourself if necessary.
You are motivated by having fun, being popular and social.
What to watch out for…
You tend to value fulfillment over achievement, so often don’t achieve specific goals.
You like to focus on the big picture, but often get lost in the details because of lack of planning.
You are not good at being thorough or sticking to details.
You don't like structure, may be impulsive, bored by details and easily lose interest/ get distracted.
When the going gets tough, you are likely to give up and move on to something else.
Tips for goal setting success…
Use your natural ability to see the big picture, but be diligent in planning so that you can archive your goal. Break down your big picture into smaller more manageable goals to help you see the way to an end, and write them down to provide day-to-day focus.
You need to prioritise and focus your time and energy on a smaller number of goals.
Continue to notice and seize the opportunities open to you, but always do this in context of the big picture and don’t allow yourself to go too far down a detour that takes you in the wrong direction.
As a peacock you will find success through following your passion and maintaining your positive approach to life. Recruit other people using your natural enthusiasm to help you achieve your goals.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
weekends!
saturday, resting in the morning. then relaxed at home till evening. wanted to catch madagascar 2 with the peeps. but the tix were pretty much sold out. dined at BK @ PS. had the ballsy burger (the 4 patty cheeseburger) + mexican drumlet + chicken tender + onion rings and a large cola. pretty filled up. then went to boat quay. drank at martins. then went for a round of pub hopping night. had to get a table for 9 of us. so most of the pubs are out. we went to plush and settled there for the night. played dice and drank our night away. happen to see a "project superstar" contestant in the pub. he sang really well. we were all so impressed. *ahem, my turn to show off* then is my song up nx and when i was singing, he was looking at me. after i finished singing, he came over and introduced himself as jeff. and he complimented my singing. so happy... hohoho. then we finish our drinks and left. he told me to join him in singing sometime... wahahahaha. at around 4, we went for supper at the usual noodle store. i had another bowl of mee sua there. -.-" now i am still eating the way i used to eat, but the problem is i cant stay as slim as i was. >.< i guess i am fated to grow horizontally afterall. LoL.
sunday, chilled at home. then went to ABC market for dinner with the peeps. again its a monsterous meal, overkilled by claypot rice. i had a plate of hokkien prawn noodles, 1/3 of an oyster omlette, 1/4 of rojak and 3 bowls of claypot rice. -.-z felt so sinful after that. then went shopping with the peeps. ff was looking for some shirt for work. and s is looking for a french cuff shirt as he will be the mc for his colleague's wedding on 22nd nov. for myself, i am pretty much looking for a nice black suit. as i only have 1 set now (the rest are other colours). i am pretty much into black suit nowaday. think it looks cool + my work requirement for events and functions. had a set that i kinda fancy but the cutting is not really gd. so i will keep looking. objective is to get a nice looking and fitting set before this sat as i have to be working for my company's event. we shopped till 9+++ then we all decided to head home. tried to wait for taxi but in vain. since ff have to rush home to buy food for his dad, he called a cab while s, chimpy, melon, doraemon and me waited. then after we all got a cab, everyone headed home sweet home.
kind of tired, so i guess i will be hitting the bed pretty soon. so i hope everyone enjoyed their weekends as much as i do. take care!
cheers,
andy.
Friday, November 14, 2008
TGIF
yesterday was dad's bday, so we had dinner at a chinese restaurant at PSA building as he happened to be in town. we reserved the table at 6.45pm but my mum was calling me at 6 -.- saying they reached liao. so no choice, have to rush off... took taxi from office to PSA. lucky there was only $1 + 35% surcharge coz dun have to call cab. as it was ala carte buffet, chinese style. then eat and eat but the food there was so-so. so my whole family dint eat much. then went home at around 8. and today my dad is flying off again -.-zzzzzz.
p.s. everyone should have an enjoyable fri, sat and sun.
take care all...
cheers.
andy.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Wednesday
Cheers,
andy.
Sunday, November 09, 2008
Sunday!!!!
sat was a dinner with the peeps at ps, then we went to dp to chill out. till 3+. then as the lightning is flashing, we decided to leave before the heavy downpour. reached home and had a gd rest thru the rainy night.
sun is only halfway thru at this point, just finished my dim sum lunch with my family and as i have no where in mind to head to, i decided to come home with dad. i shall be relaxing my mind and body today at home to prepare for the upcoming week. haha.
anyways, i think i have came to a conclusion in term of my part time studies. had a chat with my dad and he is supportive of me deferring my studies as he thinks that career should be priority. so, in the event whereby work is conquering most of my time, i will put a hold to my studies and continue at the earliest possible time.
i hope everyone had their fair share of a gd weekend.
Cheers.
andy.
Thursday, November 06, 2008
thurs
time to go to bed le... nites!!!
take care and cheers,
andy.
Monday, November 03, 2008
happy belated halloween!
sat woke up quite late, coz too tired. slpt till 3+ in the afternoon. then relax a bit, then met the peeps for dinner (peeps = fatfat, sam, ++++ the usually bunch). then we went dp to chill. met uncle eddy there with his friend. enjoyed the night with songs and drinks till 6am >.<. i dint realised i can still hang out till morning nowadays. then went home, rest.
sun, i cant sleep as much, dunno why. woke up at around 10. then went to meet the peeps for brunch. they brought me to "ABC" market at bukit merah. got very nice oyster omelette there. hahaha. and the porridge is good too. 5 of us have $60++ worth of food there. then we were thinking of where to eat for dinner... our random-ness overcame us and we decided to cook at someone's house. everyone was giving their 2 cents worth when we came to conclude that we shall have steamboat to make things easy. so we went to shop for food and necessities. then found that the steamboat pot was not working, went to buy a new pot. after buying the new pot, kitchen crew called to inform us that the old pot was actually working -.-zzzzzzzz. all these nonsensical events made our dinner started at around 10pm. by the time we finish up its almost midnight. then went home loh. hahaha. now here i am blogging with the remaining of my memory hoping to be entertaining enough for anyone who read my blog. LoL.
alrighty, good news. term break for a week. no rushing to class tmr for a week. haha. can rest a bit more le. anyways i hope everyone enjoyed this weekend as much as i do and have a great nov!
sidenote: i find that its already november 2008 just a moment ago. this year actually flies! be it a gd year or not, i would rather hope for a better year in 2009 for everyone i know. =)
take care!
Cheers!
Andy.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
one down, more to come -.-"
talk again when i am free.
hoho cheers!
andy.
Monday, October 27, 2008
Long weekends!
sat i went shopping at taka with my brother. he got himself 2 pairs of shoes and i got myself a pair of casual nike shoe and a liverpool jersey. then afterwards i met the peeps and we went for dinner at old airport road market. hmm, the food there not bad... then after that we "attended" the 93.3 music awards (the ticket 50 cents only). after that hungry, went for supper at cityfront cafe. then dunno what to do and headed back to dp again (-.-"). then went home...
sun i stayed home... then in the evening the peeps say they wanna come over my place to chill, then everyone gathered at my place. we watched soccer for the night. chelsea vs liverpool. the result was gd as the team i supported won -.-v. ordered pizza for supper and we chat the night away.
mon is singapore public holiday. i decided to rest myself and stayed home. chill + read books + play games + eat. then here i am, blogging my night away before i head to bed. tmr is a new week and i will look forward to it as much as i do for every week.
i hope everyone is well ^^. gd nite ppl...
cheers and take care!
andy.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
O.oZ
signs of serious OT incoming...
- at around 5+ pm, my boss say, "u all deserve a starbucks..." we ordered and she paid for it...
- at around 6pm (end of office hour), my AM say, "one day if i go crazy, help me tell my parents i really love them..." (LOL!) we all laughed while enjoying our starbucks delivered to our office...
- at around 6.30pm, my boss ask me to go school, but we were all working on our stuffs, so i say i will go for my class later... then AM ask each of us if we are staying...
- at around 7.30pm, KFC guy came knocking to deliver dinner... (OMG! dinner was prepared!) then keep working no time to eat.
- the next moment i have time to check my watch, it was 10.30pm -.-z. i was too hungry to carry on so i took a bite on the frozen fried chicken and a sneak smoke break in the fire escape stairways.
- everything was wrapped up and we called it a day, boss ask us call for taxi, we called 7 cabs at one go! packed up and went home with a sleepy mind and body, sitting here blogging with my last drop of energy.
good nite ppl... eyes closed.
cheers,
andy.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Assignment!!!!~~~
take care!
cheers.
andy.
Friday, October 17, 2008
On the Job - week 1
i hope i will learn my stuff as soon as i can and start working full-fledge. anyways, TGIF! i hope everyone will have an enjoyable weekends and do keep in touch ^ ^
take care all!
cheers.
andy.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
weekends.
sat i woke up at around lunchtime. stayed at home a bit then went out to meet the peeps for dinner later in the evening. hmmm, let me recall... we had dinner at a toa payoh market then we all headed to dp to chill out. again for me, games and all. then had supper at a coffee shop which sells gd noodles (ba chor mee etc.). then went home le.
sunday was as usual a relaxing day for me. chilled at home till evening, then went to attend ah yang's bday bbq party. its a day of entertaining the kids, running around with them and babysitting them. then get myself soaked with bbq smell. haha really did enjoy myself. then went to meet fatfat, chimpy and hua X 3 for soyabean curd. haha. then went home le.
tomorrow is a special day for me. my first step into a new industry. so i am wishing myself all the best here and gonna have a gd night rest!
take care all.
Cheers,
Andy.
Friday, October 10, 2008
interesting article
Does your name begin with: A
You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get.You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints & you ever pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is! intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very Practical, & not very emotional Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.
MARCH
Attractive personality, Affectionate, Shy and reserved, Secretive, Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic, Loves peace and serenity, Sensitive to others, Loves to serve others, Not easily angered, Trustworthy, Appreciative and returns kindness, Observant and assess others, Revengeful, Loves to dream and fantasize, Loves travelling, Loves attention, Hasty decisions in choosing partners, Loves home decors, Musically talented, Loves special things, Moody
Pisces
Turn ons: Pisces are very sensitive and charming people. If you are looking for someone who is understanding and can understand your feelings then you have met the right person. You should appreciate their feelings too and in the time when you need them they will help you. Pisces have keenly developed sixth sense and have great intuitive powers. Their hunches may usually be on the mark. But they can exhaust their physical and mental energies. They are born dreamers and you can build palaces with your dream lover (only in real life it may become a little difficult preposition).
Turn offs: Pisces are dreamers and you should not expect them to have worldly ambitions. They are not materialistic in nature. It is not that they like living below the poverty line but they have no earnest desire to accumulate wealth. They are very sensitive and you have to be always careful about their feelings. The fishes are capable of drowning you in their tears (even men born under this sign). Pisces people are very intuitive but do not depend on them to make decision on important matters
Take care!
Cheers,
Andy.
TGIF ^^
a little on the past few days, i have not been really active in hanging out. more or less i have been in school on mon and wed. on wed after school went to jb for some seafood dinner -.-v. hahaha. kinda enjoyed going there for meals now as the food is fresh and cheap... and more to my liking in terms of taste. thurs night i went geylang for frogleg porridge and afterwhich, soyabean + 油炸鬼. then end the night and go home le. ahaha.
anyways, weekends coming and once again TGIF.
take care all!
Cheers,
Andy.
Monday, October 06, 2008
weekends!
went chill at drinking place. went home.
saturday:
went prawning at bishan. went home.
sunday:
went dim sum session with my family. went walk walk. went home.
hahaha, my weekends is kinda monotonus ya? i am now preparing to go to school.
i hope everyone is having fun!
take care!
Cheers,
Andy.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
First day of Leisure and Tourism Management
anyways i hope everyone is feeling as great as i am feeling.
cheers!
A.
Monday, September 29, 2008
28 September 2008
cheers!
A.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Latest!!!
I have been relaxing these 2 weeks as I do not really have much to work on.
anyways, just an update of my on-goings, i will be a student again on the 29 sept studying leisure and tourism management. current status: unemployed and i have been living healthy (i.e. less drinking, less smoking and more healthy activities). i got myself more weight and its about time to go shopping as most of my pants and jeans are unavailable to my current waist liao. haha.
i will be looking forward to my acedemic life as i have not been a student for quite some time. meanwhile i will be actively searching for jobs that will allow me to do my part time studies.
my life is really getting toned down. i can actually recite my daily routine to you all starting from the moment i woke up. wash up -> job hunt -> lunch -> interview (if any)/reading -> dinner -> reading/gaming -> supper -> sleep. monday to sunday, everyday is the same for me. ahh, ya! i have been reading lotsa books recently. not really those non-frictional ones. more of those harry potter kinda of books. they have been keeping me busy in the afternoon and evening while catching up with friends on msn.
i think this update will be gd enough and i shall be updating much frequently from now.
cheers!
andy
Sunday, April 27, 2008
April
in the period i was alone in hk, i came to many realisation. i have to change my life to live better... this april will be my break and a time for me to get rid of my bad habits... i have plans to study too. doing hospitality and hotel management. everything should be up and running by may 2008. by then, it would be a busy busy me. i will let everyone (including the one reading my blog -.-v™) know how much i have changed mentally (and physically i.e. grew fat, LoL). i am not the andy i used to be... i will work hard to make people i love feel proud to have someone like me by their side... =)
p.s. these few days have been really hot... can't take the heat -.-z
signing off...
cheers... -.-v
Thursday, March 20, 2008
last night in singapore...
byez.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Jobless day 6
take care all... -.-v
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Jobless day 3
cheers -.-v
andy.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Jobless day 1
Btw i am already 25 this year, like C say, i am in my mid-twenty crisis now. not having a career now is really spine-chilling. i am keeping my lookout though.
just to update, i will be going to shanghai on 21 mar and then to hong kong on 27 mar. i do not know when i will be back in singapore as that really depends on my mood.
i have been through quite a bit these few months. i just hope i get back to where i left off and carry on with my life the way it was.
i hope everyone will be doing fine and stay happy -.-v
Thursday, February 21, 2008
last day of CNY
today is the last day of the chinese new year. i hope everyone is richer by quite a bit with the red packets and winnings from gamblings. i myself is not very wealthy though. with the limited red packet every year, it will be hard to have more money from that. and i did not really gamble this year. haha, don't have the mood to. i have also been spending my feburary chilling out. work - chill - drink - home - and the cycle repeats.
hahaha. that's all i will be updating for now.
take care everyone -.-v™
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
these few days
Monday, January 14, 2008
monday
Dear Andy,Here is your single's love horoscope for Monday, January 14:
Don't pursue someone who isn't returning your calls or emails. It's time to cut bait and accept your losses. But don't take this personally. The connection wasn't meant to happen. Instead, open up to new opportunities.
Dear Andy,Here is your horoscope for Monday, January 14:Some new book or program -- or romantic attraction -- has totally hooked you and you may find it difficult to think about anything else. It's a good time for deep absorption, so go ahead and get lost in it.
Friday, January 11, 2008
Thurs
time to go work -.-v
signing off........
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
wednesday
signing offf...
Tues
alright, enough... time to get to bed...
take care all...
signing off.. -.-v
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
monday
signing off -.-v
Monday, January 07, 2008
weekendsssss
sat morning, thought it was a working day. woke up at 7 -.-zzzz. then cant get back to sleep. then rot until afternoon, went coffee. then dinner, then went for kheiry's birthday party at lg. then went home.
sun morning, prepared and went for dan chee' wedding @ sentosa. not a big scale one but we did enjoy ourselves. then went cafe del mar to chill. then went vivo for dinner. chat a while with 小妖怪(actually is quite long lah, but meaningful content. haha) then went home. on our way back, she mentioned that my face is getting more and more pale. i did realised that i suddenly feel weak, so i hurried home to rest. dunno what is wrong but i guess everything should be fine ba.
hope everyone had an enjoyable weekends as well...
signing off... -.-v
Friday, January 04, 2008
thurs
now its time for me to hit the office again.
signing off -.-v *i typed singing off initially* ha.
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| 很久很久以前,谎言和真实在河边洗澡,谎言先洗好,穿了真实的衣服离开, 真实却不肯穿谎言的衣服。后来,在人们的眼里,只有穿着真实衣服的谎言,却很难接受赤裸裸的真实 |
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| 忙碌是一种幸福,让我们没时间体会痛苦,奔波是一种快乐,让我们真实的感受生活,疲惫是一种享受,让我们无暇空虚,愿你的生活多姿多彩,永远开心! |
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| 在非洲,瞪羚每天早上醒来时,他知道自己必须跑的比最快的狮子还快,否则就会被吃掉.狮子每天早上醒来时,他知道自己必须追上跑得最慢的瞪羚,否则就会被饿死.不管你是狮子还是瞪羚,当太阳升起时,你最好开始奔跑 |
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| 任盈盈教令狐冲弹琴,后来她爱上了令狐冲;岳灵珊教林平之武功,后来她爱上了林平之;小龙女教杨过武功,后来她爱上了杨过;老顽童教瑛姑武功,后来他爱上了瑛姑;但是,怎么没有一个教我课的女老师或是女助教爱上我呢? |
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| 听说女人如衣服,兄弟如手足,回想起来,我竟然七手八脚地裸奔了19年! |
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| 骑白马的不一定是王子,他可能是唐僧;带翅膀的也不一定是天使——妈妈说,那是鸟人 |
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| 爱一个人就是在拔通电话时,忽然不知道说什么好,原来只是想听听那熟悉的声音,原来真正想拔动的只是自已心底深处的一根弦 |
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| 老虎不发威,你当我是hello kitty啊!小驴不发威,你以为我是史努比啊! |
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| 怀才就像怀孕,时间长了才能看出来 |
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| 来瓶82年的矿泉水 |
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| 过错是暂时的遗憾,而错过则是永远的遗憾! |
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| 小时候我以为自己长大后可以拯救整个世界,等长大后才发现整个世界都拯救不了我....... |
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| 跌倒了,爬起来再哭~~~ |
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| 上联:忆往昔,红米饭,南瓜汤,老婆一个,小孩一帮.下联:看今朝,白米饭,王八汤,小孩一个,老婆 一帮 |
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| 这世上最累的事情,莫过于眼睁睁看着自己的心碎了,还得自己动手把它粘起来 |
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| 事业是国家的,荣誉是单位的,成绩是领导的,工资是老婆的,财产是孩子的,错误是自己的 |
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| 学士上面是硕士,硕士之后是博士,博士后面还有博士后,那博士后后面呢?如果你够勇敢再读两年那就是勇士,再读5年是壮士,再读7年是烈士,烈士以后呢?教育部会推出圣斗士,读满2年是青铜的 5年是白银的 7年是黄金的。毕业后愿意再读上去的女孩,有机会考出雅典娜!!! |
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| 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界,坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界 |
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| 今天你醒来,枕边躺着一只蚊子,旁边有一封遗嘱:我奋斗了一晚,你的脸皮厚的让我无颜活在这个世上。主啊!宽恕他吧,我是自杀的! |
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| 上班无聊吗?抛硬币玩吧,正面就上网,反面就睡觉,竖起就工作,倾斜就努力工作,摔粉碎了就申请加班,如果摔出两枚,那就天天摔! |
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| 同志们:别炒股,风险太大了,还是做豆腐最安全!做硬了是豆腐干,做稀了是豆腐脑,做薄了是豆腐皮,做没了是豆浆,放臭了是臭豆腐!稳赚不亏呀 |
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| 我终究没能飙得过那辆宝马,只能眼看着它在夕阳中绝尘而去,不是我的引擎不好,而是我的车链子掉了 |
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| 通知:近来秋寒已至,请同志们做好防御工作,有老公的抱老公 ,有老婆的抱老婆,暂时没有的请抱暖水瓶,实在没有暖水瓶的,请抱煤气罐(注意要点燃)。请勿乱抱鸡鸭等动物,以防禽流感。该南飞的南飞,该换毛的换毛,实在不行的就冬眠 |
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| 还能冲动,表示你还对生活有激情,总是冲动,表示你还不懂生活 |