Friday, September 9, 2011

S: This day only at J.Crew: Factory is open with new arrivals for fall, final sale is an extra 30% off lowest price(code is LOVEIT), and free shipping on retail tees & knits.
Just sharing the wealth.
A: I am bad.  But I got 2 swim suits for $54!  Thanks for the reminder. 
S: Nice find!!
PS.  Today is Friday.  Just in case you needed the reminder.
A: Oh thanks, I’m always up for a reminder that it is Friday.  It’ll be even more fantastic when its 5:00pm on Friday.
S: No Kiddin’.
PS, I showed D one of the entries on the blog last night-he thought it was hysterical.  (Or maybe that was just me)
A: Oh I’m glad he likes it!!  Not everyone can be cool enough to enjoy our humor you know.
Did you get the color board finished?
S: Well.  I have everything laid out, but I have a deep and abiding fear of permanently affixing things to the board.  I’m doing that tonight :)
A: I just can’t part with this peach Despite M’s comment on it yesterday.  I have an emotional attachment to it because the other one like it was so juicy and tasty. So what if it’s a little shriveled, all it lost was a little water retention…  
S: I just love how there was an entire party of people over here yesterday and every single one of them commented.  And then M noticed the poor orange and banana too… and pulled her classic “That’s alarming”.  I don’t know why, but it gets me every time she does that.
A: Haha I know.  I love how dramatic it is.  It’s not every day that you have a party of people comment on your “tired” fruit.
S: Remember: what it lacks in color it makes up for in charisma.  That is one charismatic peach…
Snipe.
A: Ready for the 6 month-iversary spectacular?!?
S: Oh, am I ever!  Goll-ee!
I just finished July 1st.
Also, if we leave now, it’s like we’re leaving at 2:00………………………. Just throwing it out there.
A: It’s 5 on FRIDAY.  How SPECTACULAR!

Thursday, September 8, 2011

A: Eeeeexcellent.  Celebratory lunch tomorrow?  This is big.
S: Big?  This is HUUUUUGE!!!
Also, I have a bruise on my knee right where I cross my legs…
S: Office Moment: J passes S in the hall and says, “Hey, sup man” as they pass each other.  I don’t know why, but that just killed me!
S: Evidence of my very productive day.  I think you might appreciate it.
Alsosnipe.blogspot.com 

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

A: Just thought it was cute.  Came up in my google ‘I live for weekends’…
S: Ah!  The cutest!
Also, do you realize that Sunday will be six-month-iversary?  And therefore time for “Also”?

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

A: What is your emotional favorite color?
S: Hah!  I’m so glad you noticed that too!!  I could not believe it.
S: PS.  I meant to send this to you like, three weeks ago.  Mostly just compare and contrast the cast with the description.  And then wonder how they could have possibly limited a potential box-office smash like that to Redbox.
A: Is this for real?
S: I know right?  It was their featured movie one week.

Friday, September 2, 2011

S: I don’t know why, but this struck me as really funny.
A: The answer to your question…
S: Ah!  You’re a genius!!

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

A: Tell me… if you know there is flooding, why in the world would you ride your bicycle through it???  Aaand wear a helmet.  Like it’s going to do much good because clearly you’re not going to go flying down the road.
S: Bahahaha!  That’s the best thing I’ve seen all day!  I should send that to my brother, he’d find it hysterical.
A: And another one...  Bad Parenting?  You decide.
A: Wow j.crew has ridiculously cute swimsuits but even on sale they are too much :(
S: I know right?  I wish we had a factory store up here—Everything is on crazy sale there this month.  Plus, they sent me another 20% off.
Super useful.
S: The dimensions from you-know-where…

Friday, August 26, 2011

A: Incredibly sad.
S: Ah!  That’s so sad.  It’s like Where the Red Fern Grows or something, horribly tragic, but terribly wonderful at the same time.
A: I know, breaks my heart but it’s so sweet.
A: I am board to tears. :*(
S: I hate National…. Or is that the same thing?
A: Compared to what?!
S: Umm… compared to Steelcase.  So you know it’s serious.
A: ‘I see’ says the blind man.  I’ve only used National once I think.  The people are helpful and that’s about all that I know.
S: Mostly it’s just that the products I want to use (read: the ones the sales person specified) don’t exist.
A: Ha figures.  Isn’t that the way things go around here?
S: Basically always, yeah :)
I need a 2H storage cabinet in wood, with pulls that match the National antique brass pulls.  Fun, eh?
A: I’m not jealous.
S: Yeah.  Me neither.
I want to punch someone in the face.  But I’m not sure who to direct my ire towards.
A: Hey,
It’s Friday. :D
S: Yeah. :)  Isn’t it a great feeling?
A: It’s wonderful.  I hope the blue skies stay this weekend.
S: Well, not to be a Debbie Downer, but I think it’s supposed to rain tomorrow L
I think unless one of us gets held up at work today, D and I are going to drive out to the state fair tonight.
A: Ha it’s always going to rain isn’t it?
That’ll be fun!  We’re going either tomorrow or Sunday.  Both are probably going to be rainy.
S: Yeah, probably :)  Lucky you can still have fun in the rain, eh? 
I am so excited for state fair.  I love the food (don’t judge me too much if I come in on Monday having gained 5 lbs :) )!!
A: That is true.  Alaska would be a miserable place if you couldn’t have fun in the rain.
I love fair food too.  Giant turkey legs, funnel cakes corn fritters, etc.
S: Oh yum-you’re making me hungry!
Also, I almost just got pen in my eye.
Can we just call this week a wash already?
S: We’re so painfully close!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: Ugh I know.  I just finished up with this bid for now.  Got 36 minutes to kill.  Ohh what to do.
Also
I Googled Presbyterian and apparently it comes from Calvinist tradition within Protestantism whatever that means to you.
S: It means something… not completely clear, but at least it’s something.
A: Well they always say something is better than nothing…
27 slow and painful minutes to go. 
S: It’s no wonder my computer freaks out so often—I just counted.  I have 10 separate programs open, but 17 separate windows.  And my two internet windows each have 5 tabs.
So maybe it deserves a little blue screen of death every now and then.
A: That’s insane.  Makes sense.  However I can’t make sense of my CET advanced graphic engine problems still.
Hey guess what?
We have a holiday weekend next weekend!
S: Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it weird I want to throw a party in celebration of the coming day off of work?
A: Not so much.  I love days off.  Have I ever mentioned that before?
S: Probably.  But understandably so.