今天来分享一件我做了白目到极点的事情。><
昨天下午，有一个陌生的德国号码拨电到我的手机，因为我设了静音状态，所以没接到电话。
我第一个想到的就是Raphael，因为也只有他会从德国拨电给我。
我不知道自己怎么想的，直接就whatsapp
Raphael一直惯用 的电话号码。
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A: Sorry. I put silent mode.
B: Ar?
I don't have your number in this phone
Your name
please?
PeiNi?
A: Lol. Is
Li chi.
Not u calling me ah.
Somebody called me from Germany.
I thought is u. So sorry.
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因为觉得有些莫名其妙，所以我接着text了那个陌生的德国号码，问他是谁。
接着Raphael就直接用那个陌生的德国号码拨电给我了，但我们还没来得及说到两句话却又断线了。
之后他text我说他在火车上，讯号不好，还跟我要了昀静的电话号码。
当时我就认为我whatsapp的和我text的两个电话号码都是Raphael的，只是Raphael
whatsapp的手机里没有我马来西亚的电话号码。
接下来发生的事情就越来越离奇了。
“Raphael”继续跟我whatsapp.
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B: Er..
I'm sorry..
but which Li Chi?
Haha
I don't
call Malaysia number with this phone one..
Don't worry
A: Lol.
*faint* how many Li chi do u know?
B: I
don't know also
One Li Chi
I know is in Australia.. I don't think that would be you
（内心OS：你说你认识其他和我同名字的人我可以理解，但你故意说Australia那个和我同名的人不是我，你根本就是欠揍！算了，我ignore就是了，换话题。）
A: Where are
u heading to?
B: Where
am I heading to?
Erm
Tell me who
you are
I can't
recall any Li Chi now
A: I am
ignoring u right now. Bad egg
Winjing's no – 01116xxxxx (Sorry Winjing ><)
(OS：好家伙，还装？我可不想跟你耗，给了你昀静的号码我就闪人)
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B: Erm
Thanks for
winjing's number
Erm...
I have
something that would make you laugh non stop
But not now
Maybe
I get back to you later
What about
winjing's number?
A: OK.
I sent it to u d. Scroll up
B: What
shall I do with it then?
A: Call her
and kacau her loh
B: Flirt
her ar
Mai la
I feel so
bad right now
A: Lol.
Nvrm. We all understand. U're monkey
B: Can't
stop laughing
your head
monkey
I'm a good
guy
Later I
have something to hand in
Need to go
eat then rush my work first
But but but
You really
will 笑到肚子痛
A: Alright.
Be safe then. Don't climb on tree and fall down.
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B: Give
me the number that called you just now
I go kacau
him first
A: Stop
confusing me monkey!!!!
(OS：walao，你到底有完没完啊？！)
B: I
didn't call you
You sure
that was me?
A: stop
playing har
I got
angry d
B: It
has been quite long now since Sookyan gave me that fun
(sy, 原来你也中招过，只是我好像比较惨><)
A: U talk
like a drunkard
B: Don't
be angry
And please
be good
I thought I
talked like a stranger
Give
me the number that just miscalled you
A: +491578xxxxxx
B: You
know who that is?
A: King of
Monkey
B: Haha
Then ar
You know
who this is?
A: Monkey
god
B: I
want to save your number in this phone
Your
surname is Lim right?
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接下来我就不想理他了。其实，我是一边回复他一边在看戏，虽然觉得有些烦，但我基本上也没发现当中有什么蹊跷，只觉得Raphael真是太无聊了。
一直到今天下班回家上线后，Raphael whatsapp 我，同时又在FB找我聊天。
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Whatsapp
B: Good
morning Li Chi
Guess who I
am now
A: Bad egg
B: Your
surname Lim right?
A: My
surname is cheng
B: Mine
is Ng
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Facebook
-
-
-
Alissa Lim
free...but no time to entertain someone with surname ng
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同时间
Whatsapp
A: No no....
ur surname is Mon....last name is key.
B: I
am not Raphael
Really
My name is
Weixin
Nice
to meet you Li Chi
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直到这一分钟，我真的很想死！！！！！！lol
