exams coming zomg. tmr's food hygiene paper. though its onli 10mcq and a few short answer questions, ALOT TO STUDY AH. omg. and den got 5 more papers. im going mad. whats keeping me going is the prospect of getting into the director's list again next yr. yes its again, means i got into it this year. freshmen director's list (: damn happy. i need a miracle to survive till next friday.
exams are coming my dears. here're some exam tips for you, only you (:
IDIOTS' GUIDE TO As OR Zs.
Get advance copies of the exam
• break into professor's office
• hack into professor's computer
• bribe copyist
• bribe TA
• consult test banks (most commonly maintained by fraternities and sororities). These are copies of tests gained either legally from professors who let students keep tests (this one is not cheating - it's the prof s fault for repeating questions), or illegally by people who don't turn tests back in or take an extra copy while it's being passed out.
• if there is more than one section of the class, interview people who took the test in an earlier section. You could bribe several people to each memorize just a few questions and then get together to reconstruct the whole thing after the exam-worthwhile if you share the answers (and cost) with others.
• pay for exam answers from someone else who does any of the above.
Copying from neighbors' papers
• Sit next to the person you want to cheat from. If there are different versions of the test, either mix them up while they're being passed out (so you and your seatmate end up with the same version) or sit diagonally behind the person you want to cheat from.
• Several people can cheat by sitting in a "Flying V" formation, where the person to be cheated from sits at the head of the V and the cheaters fan out behind in diagonals.
• You or someone else can "accidentally" drop a paper on the floor so someone else can look at it.
• Walk up to the front to ask the professor a question and peek at other people's tests on the way up and back.
• Use a small mirror to "adjust contact lenses" while really using it to peek.
Crib sheets
Students have devised a wide variety of places to hide cheat sheets.
• Desk/Chair: the night before, write the crib sheet on the desk you'll use. Either write in pencil (hard to see, easy to erase) or whittle an eraser to a point and write using the eraser. You could also write in on the back of the chair in front of you (if you're bold enough, you can do this on the day of the exam after you sit down), the floor, or the desk edge. One anecdote tells of a female student who wrote her crib notes on the edge of the desk where her breasts would obscure them as she hunched over her exam.
• Food/Drink: Bring a bottled water or soda into class with you- the kind that has an easily pealed off paper around it like Cherry Coke. Before going to the class, write the cheats on the liner, and reattach it FIRMLY to the bottle. Any time you need an answer, take a drink of your soda and you will see some answers. Do NOT do this with a clear or light colored beverage! (NOTE: other mentions of hiding crib sheets in food items are common: in chip or cookie packages, computer-printed fake labels, a piece of tracing paper inside a gum wrapper that gets chewed with the gum after it's used).
Body Parts
• Hands/Arms: the old standby! Write on your hands or arms and hide it from the professor with hand position or sleeves. The webbing between the fingers is a good place.
• Ankles: cross your leg over your knee and pull down your sock to view.
• Legs: Make a crib sheet with all the important information from the class, or you can write the information on your thighs. If you use the crib sheet tape it to the inside of the part of your skirt that covers your behind. Every time you need some information just lift the front of your skirt enough so you can see the crib sheet and whatever information you need. Anyway, the nice thing is that the instructor can't really do anything, because if they accuse you of cheating by this method you can always call the instructor a "pervert." The odds of the instructor reporting a cheating incident like this are pretty slim because the administration will ask, "How did you determine that she was cheating?" What would they say? Whatever they say, though it is true, will make them look like some lowlife child molester, and who wants that?
• Fingernails: I used to use mechanical pencils to write on my bare fingernails. Formulas, verbs, quotes, you name it, and I wrote it on my nails! If the teacher came by, I would curl my fingers under or put my hand in my lap. If worse comes to worse, you can rub off any evidence with one swipe of a sweaty (or spitty) fingertip. Females also report writing crib notes on the underside of false fingernails before attaching them.
Clothing
• Shoes: Write some facts on the bottom of your shoes.
• Hat: Hat: write notes on it in pencil to read during the test while your head is down. The teacher can't see your eyes looking up at your visor because the visor blocks their view. The pencil then erases or rubs off rather easily so that you can wear it on non-test days, too, to throw off suspicion.
• Shirt: Wear an open flannel shirt to school. Have answers secretly taped to the inside, and when the teacher isn't looking, just open it just enough to seethe notes. Or use a "cheating shirt"-a tiedyed or other print shirt with information worked into the designs.
• Tie: Write all important notes or formulas on the back of your tie
• Belt: tape the cheat sheet inside your belt. Either use a belt that's too big or you'll have to un-do it and slide it out during the test.
• Watch: Write a very small crib sheet, one that is about the size of a watch face. Empty the contents out of an old watch and insert the cheat sheet. Wear the watch with the face on the inside of your wrist. Never wear a t-shirt; only wear clothing with long sleeves!
• 101): For tests we have to show ID. Whenever I am going to have a quiz or test or whatever I write info on the back of my id card. Then I lean back and when I lean forward my card plops write on my desk. Just look at the back of your card and copy away. When the test is done just erase it off because the card is plastic,
• Other: eyeglass frames, mirrored sunglass lenses, band-aids...
Pencil/Pen
• Engraved Pencil: Etch them (notes) on a standard #2 pencil (the 6 sided type) with a new sharp razor blade. Don't etch too deeply. Then, when you need the engraved information just rub your sweaty fingers over the etchings to get some dirt into them so they become visible. It's virtually undetectable if you only use 3 sides of the pencil, and rotate it when someone is walking by. NOTE: the most elaborate organized cheating scam of all time sold pencils pre-engraved with the answers to standardized tests for up to $9,000 apiece!
• Engraved Pen: Put a pin in a mechanical pencil where the lead is supposed to be (cut the head off of the pin), and carve your cheat notes into the pen(s) you are using for the exam.
• Empty Pen: take a pen that has run out of ink and write your notes on a sheet of paper. The paper becomes a "scratch sheet" for the test, and you can view the writing by looking at the paper from the proper angle.
• White-Out: write on your "scratch" paper with white ink or White-Out error correction fluid.
• Fluorescent Pen: Student writes on "blank" blue book or scratch paper with invisible ink --- visible only when ultraviolet light is shined on it. Thousands of cheap ultraviolet light pens are sold annually.
• Eraser: write answers on the bottom of the big erasers people use; can also be a method of sharing answers with others wince most professors will let you borrow an eraser from someone else during a test.
• Masking Tape: It's better to write crib notes on masking tape than to write it on your body, because if they suspect you and it's written on your body you're busted! With thin masking tape you've at least got a chance to get rid of it because that stuff compresses into a ball that's impossible to unwrap.
• Tissue: write your crib notes in pencil on a tissue. If the professor starts to come by, blow your nose into it and wad it up. If you can't blow your nose, spit into it so it looks like you've blown your nose (gross!) and wads together permanently.
• Sticky Film: Use a good Laser printer to print your cheat notes using a very small font size (2-4). This way you can print off a lot of notes in a small area. You can buy transparent sticky film for laser printers. a transparency sheet, and if you print your cheat notes on these 'stickies' you can stick them on your tools: calculators, erasers, rulers, etc. If you have a black pen or calculator, the transparent film will not be noticeable since they are clear and the laser toner is black. You can read the text when the light shines on it the right way.
• The Room: write coded information on posters, blackboard, podium, in dust on cabinets, etc.
• Note Card + Rubber Band: write your notes on an index card. Punch a hole in the comer and thread a rubber band through the hole. Safety pin the non-card end up your sleeve and pull the other end down (the one with the card) and loop it around your thumb. Conceal the cheat sheett in your palm. Just in case the professor comes to check, simply release the band which is around your thumb and it will spring back up inside your sleeve! Only make sure you have all the information you need because once it's released you can't access it again!" NOTE: other students claim the cards can be retrieved at will.
• Cover Your Crib Sheet Tracks: write crib notes in a way that can be erased or obliterated immediately. If you must write them in pen, carry an alcohol prep pad or soak a moist towelette in fingernail polish.
Using Technology to Cheat
• Calculator: programmable calculators can hold text, formulas, even pictures.
• Watch: "data bank" watches can hold crib notes
• Pager: Setting electronic pagers to store messages students can conveniently call up when the teacher's not looking. In one variant, a high-tech student used a tiny wireless video camera in a hat to transmit images of the test to an accomplice, who sent pager messages (the pager set on vibrate) to indicate answers! A related story regard the GRE: people taking it on the East Coast were reportedly beeping answers to persons on the West Coast.
• Palm Pilots and other personal digital assistants (and some calculators, too) allow information to be beamed across a distance via infrared. A student can use a laser pointer (many look like pens) to "write" the answers or as part of a code (e.g., left top side of floor tile = "A" , right top = "B", etc.
• Walkman: record your notes, take a Walkman to class and listen to it during the test. It helps to have some music on their so if the prof walks towards you by the time they get there the music is playing.
• Micro-recorder: used when the same test is delivered in multiple sections; questions are whispered into microphone for later transcription.
• Wireless Monitor: used by musicians, this consists of a body pack transmitter concealed under clothing combined with a small flesh-colored earpiece; the wire is hidden under hair and clothing. A cell phone plus a small earpiece can be used for the same purpose.
• Camera: at least one instance of a student transmitting exam questions via a tiny wireless camera and receiving answers via a wireless monitor has been reported. And a watch that incorporates a digital still camera has already been released in Japan.
Using Old Exams
If the prof gives old tests back, take one from a previous semester and write all over it. Ask what colors of paper they use on tests and make copies of it in those colors. When the prof s not looking, take out the test of the same color, slide it under the real test, and cheat away.
Blue Books
On exams for which you have to bring you own paper or test booklets,. write all the information that you need in and outline form. If an instructor asks you about the outline (though doubtfall) simply explain that it's a pre writing work to help you organize better for the actual essay or problem. To let you know, I think many people across the country have used this method on bluebook exams. It works, and is very hard to catch, just make sure your teacher doesn't collect them at the start of the exam, and redistribute them.
Leaving Class
Leaving the test room and getting help (most often, under the pretense of a bathroom break).
Ringers
Convince someone else to take the test for you. If the proctors check IDs, either pay for a fake ID for them or pick someone who resembles you. On test days, they should try to look as much like you as possible. Take the test, but have the ringer sit next to you so you can copy off them. Take the test, but switch papers with the ringer and turn in the ringer's test instead of your own (they can turn in their test using a fake name, or better yet, steal the test for a test file.
Take a Make-Up
If it's the night before the test and you still haven't studied, call the professor and plead illness or a relationship breakup, acting all distraught. Professors cut you more slack if you call them in advance. If you can't, and you miss the exam, it depends on how strict they are: with some, you can plead your way into a makeup without any proof; with others, you might have to fake a doctor's note or con your doctor into giving you one. Of course, in the meantime, you've interviewed your friends to find out exactly what was on the test (most instructors don't go to the extra trouble of making out a special make-up test).
Turning In The Exam
• Not handing in the test and later acting all upset because the professor lost it.
• Gleaning answers from turried-in papers or a post-exam solution sheet, then correcting their paper before handing it in.
• Go up to ask a question and distract the professor long enough to snag someone else's test or answer sheet. Take it back to the desk, copy answers, and turn both in (be sure not to put them back to back in the stack if you can help it). As a variation, if you don't like the person, change some of their answers to wrong answers!
After The Exam
• Substituting correct solutions for incorrect ones after the graded tests are handed back.
Collusion
• I sat right behind a girl that I was very good friends with and she had long wavy hair that remained stiff due to hairspray. Come test time I would simply insert my crib sheet into her hair and pull it aside when I needed an answer. I would then lean forward and whisper the answers to her.
• One person goes up to ask a question to the professor, but is really there to distract him/her while others cheat.
• We'd ask good-looking girls to dress really sexy (like short skirts and low-cut shirts) on the day of the exam and sit up front to distract the professor so we could all cheat.
• Cheater sits by window and confederate outside indicates answers.
• The better prepared person creates a cheat sheet for the lesser-prepared person during the exam, then finds a way to deliver it to them (e.g., dropped, written on eraser).
• The confederate takes two answer sheets and places them together, then writes hard enough on the first to leave impressions on the second. They then find a way to share the "blank" sheet with the cheater.
• Your friend fills in two answer sheets, one with your name and one with his. You both wait until that "crunch" where a bunch of people are leaving at once, then he/she turns in both while you leave without turning in yours. If the test requires names to be written, yours is left blank; either you immediately return because you'd "forgotten" to write your name on yours, or just wait --- most professors will automatically assigned an unnamed paper to the person missing the exam score.
• If the instructor has you swap tests and grade each other's tests, make a pact to misgrade each others' exams.
Communicating in Codes
• The old tap and eat some colored candy routine! On multiple-choice tests, I tap out a number like - -- (which I think Lina is trying to say is one tap, then 3 taps, thus 1-3 which becomes 13) is 13 and -- ---- is 25 you get the drift, really simple. Then the person answering gives the answer by eating an M&M or Skittle, where lets say red=A, blue=B, yellow--C, etc.
• NOTE: there are dozens of codes students have devised: hand position, foot position or foot tapping, test position, noises like clicking of pens, clothing positions, etc.
Badger the Professor
• Go to their office and get them to change your grade. You have to find out what works for the individual professor --- with some, it's being sexy, for others it's being nice, or crying, or just being a pain in the ass long enough so they'll give in just to get rid of you.
Alter Records
• Hack into their computer
• Change their gradebook
• Steal their gradebook
• Steal the exams before grades are entered
If You're Caught
o Deny, Deny, Deny: Never admit cheating --- ever! Invent a plausible story. If you stick to your story, say it enough times with enough conviction and emotion, they'll start to doubt themselves. Once they doubt, their conscience will bother them: after all, what if they're making a mistake when a mistake could ruin someone's life?
o Badger: Go to their office to plead your case and don't take no for an answer --- don't leave their office until they give in. Most people won't call the police on you, so keep saying you're going to leave but don't leave. Eventually, most profs get frustrated and figure it's not worth the effort.
o Squeaky Wheel: if you raise a big enough stink far enough up the line, they'll cave in because it's not worth the trouble. And if they don't, their boss or their boss's boss will.
o Ignorance: If possible, say you didn't know it was wrong.
o Remorse: if the evidence is really against you, cry uncontrollably. Sob about how one small mistake will ruin your whole life and your family's lives.
o Not on the Syllabus: argue that since it wasn't specifically prohibited on the syllabus, it wasn't prohibited.
If All Else Fails...
Get to be friends with the instructor. Students have even been known to sleep with the instructor, sell dope to the instructor, or even blackmail, frame, or unjustly accuse the instructor.
sniff sniff. been sneezing for god knows how long. swine.
sick for so many days. and exams coming. how..!? grunts.
today i felt like dying when i woke up in the morning. walao eh. my throat like decomposing sia. zzzz. tmd. ate medicine then i went to grandma house. they all say my shades nice. =D ehehehehe. ate porridge for lunch, then watched tv all the way till evening. went to meet sam, but his fone no batt. his last message was to meet him at ticket station. wth is ticket station!? interchange oso have, mrt oso have. initially asked him to meet at interchange. so i waited there, didnt see him. walked to mrt, didnt see him. took off my shades in case he cant recognise me, and walked back to interchange. didnt see him. walked back to mrt AGAIN. and the worst thing is his fone batt flat! cant call. finally found him.
took mrt to aljunied, going geylang for dinner, but we couldnt find his classmates. he on his phone and lucky ben called and told us yenli coming to fetch us. took quite sometime before we saw her. then walked to a restaurant to eat dimsum! the duck porridge and char siew chee cheong fun damn nice! =D they wanted to eat durians, but in the end never. so we walked back to aljunied to think of where to go. drinking, movie, pool, blah blah. in the end went to bugis to watch angels and demons. yea. 2nd time. hahaha. damn nice la! and too much la. bugis so many pretty girls on weekends! LOL. after the show we took mrt home. clarissa and yenli took bus/meet friend. one of sam's classmates damn funny. he abit siao one. LOL.
okay. its time to sleep. if tmr my throat doesnt get better, no soccer. my body aching anyways. =/
quick summary of today.
skipped 2 lectures in the morning.
didnt wana go school, but since i got match later, i went for netfund.
had lunch with maine and peiwen at design canteen.
played daidee till joanne and shawn came and join us.
went to mensa, joanne and shawn ate.
wanted to go home, cos matched cancelled.
walked past astro turf, saw hardy and co.
they asked if i wana play later at 5pm for fun.
played and we lost 4-1, then won 3-1. i scored a goal! damn happy. and i dribbled past quite a number of people today (:
changed and went home. ate dinner, bathed and went to sleep for awhile.
my idiot classmates added me into their convo and my songs got extra ingredients. =.=
woke up and played dota with them after watching bleach.
tmr going ama house, then going geylang with sam&classmates.
should i visit the doc? i feel terrible.
oh. and one more thing. fuck you naim. _|_
guess what time i woke up today? 0840. when my lesson starts at 0900. WONDERFUL. i rushed like mad la. didnt even have time to eat my bread. so i took to class to eat. rofl. cabbed to sch. reached at 0915. heng heng babu heng. today is quite a boring day. apel was fun! as usual. talked about love and relationships. ahahahaha. we are a bunch of crazy/horny guys. LOL. our teacher oso liddat. TOO MUCH.
after sch we went to sugar loaf to have lunch. the food's nice, but small serving =S and we saw kevon there! so not used to it when he talks to us like we're strangers. rofl. its part of his module la, so bo bian. went to play cards with tien hon outside lab after lunch. DAMN FUNNY LA WE 2. cant take it. lazy to explain. the course was fun. we got to fly again. AND THE GLIDER GOT STUCK ON THE TREE. LOL. we spent almost 30mins trying to get it down la =.= and my class of 6 all guys. WALAO. best. met joanne, shawn and maine at bizpark. played daidee then maine left for soccer. the rest of us went off. went to taiji and im damn shag la. didnt do much. sat there and play psp. gg tmr 9-6. god help me. FHIT!!!!!!
icapp test was OKAY. i made a careless mistake. lost 1 mark. =S nothing much today. after sch went to meet shawn and maine at bizpark. joanne, zihui and jocelyn also there. we left for century to have dinner, then went to look for ear studs. bought one and they keep wanting to take out my stud for me. but i scared pain. hahaha. i came home and took out myself. spam alcohol, in the end not pain =.= and its not SO TIGHT like everyone told me. maybe im lucky? haha. damn hungry now. tmr gotta conduct glider course for the sec sch people in tp. lucky got tien hon pei me. =D i love my classmates man. thought its a all guys class, its damn fun. making noise together, making fun of each other, watch movie together, play soccer together.... i think our class is really bonded.
my motivation to go sch is my classmates! okay. gonna read my notes!
love my shades (:
ended at 12+ today. teleprn test was okay. but i lost 3 marks =S hopefully can get A. my emaths test got 18/20! woohoo highest in class. hahaha. after school had g-force meeting. then went to meet joanne, maine and shawn with boon for lunch buffet at ri ben cun. ate damn alot of things. i ate 8 potato koroke, 3 icecream, 12 sushi, 2 sprite, 3 tofu, 1 handroll and alot more...... damn full la. after eating played with my phone camera and talk talk, before heading to tm. me and shawn went to shit. rofl. too full.
after that walked walked around the 3 malls. looked for shades and ear rings. saw this shades at mango DAMN NICE. but kinda gay ah. haha. they went home, i went to meet sam and his classmates. they ate at swensens. played this big fish small fish ding dong game. met yuan and van to go mango buy shades cos 2 guys go in buy like weird ah. hahaha. buy i didnt buy. went to cotton on to buy instead. i love it. =D sam bought this artist hat. looks cute. but looks like beggar. lol! took 81 home with sam, and i slept on the bus, what's new? and i woke up at my stop, what's new? rofl. favourite phrase.
studied abit of icapp. die liao. gg. and got mct to do tmr and on wed. gg*2. emaths is a headache. gg*3. Laplace transforms. G_G
tired. very tired. its only monday but im dreaming about friday already.
TOO MUCH SIA THESE CARS! DAMN NICE. I WANT!!!!!! T.T went to meet sam and baky today. sam went to storm for haircut. next time got party or wad i wana go there cut also. damn nice la. hahaha. after lunch my stomach hurt like fuck. cant even walk straight. and not feel like shitting that kind. walao eh. damn pekcek. 3 guys walked around the tampines area in circles, T1, TM, century. lol! gays. then sat down opp CPF building to talk.
baky left for dinner with family, then me and sam went to pei maine watch dwayne's match. she ask me go senglang-punggol FC for trials. dono if i should. feel like going to try try. lol. played daidee with one of maine's friend. then went home. on the way home met jiaxin and her family(too many jasmines, sick of ppl asking me which is which). went to em to buy bubble tea. the owner's daughter look like jewel! lol! btw, MANU ARE EPL CHAMPIONS! GLORY GLORY MAN UTD!
TGIF. TGIF. TEE GEE EYE EFF! FINALLY! the best day of the week! FINALLY! =D
school rocked. and i swear friday is a feast for the eyes. =D too much! went to kfc to have lunch after sch. then went back to have glider course. we built our own glider! gonna teach sec sch kids next friday. wonder which sch we going. our glider flew furthest! i got video, but lazy post ah. rofl. i hate mr tham. he sucks. big time. shirley lim no.2 =.=
also played with RC helicopters. damn diff to fly la! mr wong gonna buy 2 for the club. yes! after sch got thing to do alr. play helicopters. LOL. so we got 4. can have race alr. =D after everything headed to tm in the rain. didnt noe what to do, ended up watching movie with boon and ks. angels&demons ROCKS. damn nice la. love it. like national treasure like that. im gonna watch da vinci code. =D they went to fish&co to have dinner. i didnt eat, pocket got hole liao. =S saw yinghui and his classmates there. the way fish&co celebrate birthday damn scary la! whoever's bday coming, you're dead. LOL.
tmr i wana watch manu match!! 1945. WHO WANA WATCH?!?!?!
some stupid year ones are abusing tp email. not some, ALOT. FUCK. they use tp email to advertise blog, FACEBOOK AND SEND SPAM MSGS LIKE "O.O THIS WORKS?" AND "TESTING". FUCKING DULAN. i open my hotmail i see 59 unread emails. HALF OF THEM NONSENSE. HELLO? TP MAIL IS NOT FOR SUCH NONSENSE. NOTHING IS SO INTERESTING ABOUT YOUR FACEBOOK PROFILE. THANKS.
cant wait for friday.
today around 6am, something woke me up. ITS THE FREAKING RAIN AGAIN. DAMMIT! #@$@%#@##$$#!##%!%%#%#@% DAMN ANGRY. wet again! den i think "siao liao. NO SOCCER?! ZOMG." den i thought, since the past few days the rain stopped in the morning, so i thought today is just another day. BUT. it got heavier when i left house at 10. =.= so heavy till coral primary flooded and they closed the field. and we went to sam's void deck to play instead.
the fun is not about scoring goals. its SEEING PEOPLE FALL DOWN. LOL. damn slippery la the ground. lucky i never fall. =D alex came after that. and he keep kping when his team winning (as usual). say we noob. whatever. if its meant as a joke, its not funny. =.= so i got pissed. and i started playing serious. then i started to score goals. that made me feel better. especially scoring against alex. make him nothing to say. i hate the soccer alex. =.=
jh and alex left. me, sam, cexi, azman, ky and jet went to LP. azman buy bubble tea then leave liao, ky bought chicken rice then leave liao. left the 4 of us. ate chicken chop, then went to sam house void deck to slack. sam bought a skipping rope for 6bucks. and it spoilt. LOL. cos of cexi's SMART idea of playing tug of war with it. i said if break i laugh. den cexi say wont one dont hold the end. the next min it broke. LOL. saw sam's parents. and they gave us curry puffs to eat. haha.
bused home with jet. wanted to revise for tmr's maths test but i lazy ah. so i rotted at home. played psp, played cards with myself. rofl. some bug bit me on my neck =.= dammit. looks like mosquito bite/pimple but its not =.= freaking bug. man utd just won 2-0! goodie. but ronaldo AP man. C.ronaldo. Crybaby ronaldo. hope manu keeps tevez. OH. and berbatov is damn handsome. =D
gg tmr end at 1pm, go home rot. nvm. got excuse to study. LOL EXCUSE. =.=time for a break. its too vexing.
playing daidee with myself at home. shows how bored i am huh? haha. tmr soccer (:
i want nobody nobody but you!
i want nobody nobody, nobodynobody!
Sinful-LUST.
wow. good morning people. haha. i wanted to take a nap at arnd 10pm. but i realised theres no such thing as nap at that time. so i fell asleep till now. its raining mad cats and dogs outside AGAIN. damn cold. i slept topless somemore. =S crazy weather. just now so hot, i had a fan blasting at me at full blast, now the rain splashes in for some topping on this pork ribs?! rofl.
ate at swensen's after school! the sirloin steak was a disappointment. tsk. watched star trek with boon and junyi after that. TOO MUCH SIA. DAMN NICE THE MOVIE. must watch. sylar looked funny with his alienish character. AND I THINK CHRIS PINE(KIRK) DAMN HANDSOME. =D the russian guy(chekov) IS SO FUNNY LA. everytime he talk everyone laughed. LOL. and this guy behind me asked me and junyi if we could change places, cos i too tall and my hair is spiked block him. LOL. first time sia. ahahaha. cool shit. too tall also bad ah. went to look for mothers' day present, see tights, blah blah. sam and baky came to meet us. walk walk arnd, go arcade, had dinner, then went home. okay time to mug. yea at 0542 its a weird timing. gonna do some math. then my online lectures. bye =D
WEDNESDAY. ahahaha.
second post~
did this ding dong on facebook.
MAGNETISM | PERSEVERANCE |
DISCIPLINE | TASTE |
INSPIRATION | GOOD MANNERS |
DEDICATION | INVENTION |
TENDERNESS | WHIMSY |
SOVEREIGNTY | SENSITIVITY |
SADISM | WORRY |
INTRANSIGENCE | PESSIMISM |
FANATICISM | IMPRACTICALITY |
REVENGE | TARDINESS |
SUSPICION | PARASITISM |
MERCILESSNESS | LACK OF FORESIGHT |
quite true, quite true.. BUT IM NOT A SADIST.
and i did one more. "what do girls think about you?"
Future Husband
You are everything a girl needs. You are sweet, kind and caring. Keep it up and you will be very happy.
i got a warning letter. rofl. missed 2 teleprn lab! zomg. and you know why, cos i dono how to use my new phone's alarm. #@$^%^%%#$%^%^$#%^$#$@ when i woke up today i see the sky so bright i think "siao liao la.." my phone's time:10.50am. GG. and when i saw sam's message "Today dardar brought me to marina barrage. Didn't regret it (:" I LAUGHED. LOL. too much sia. too much. chionged to bathe and then cabbed to school. lucky i attended emaths lecture. if not sure GG. had 2 hour break. ate at business sch and saw maine. and some people that i shouldnt see. rofl.
mct was a bore. fucking 4 hours of lessons. DAMN BORING LA. walao. hate thursdays. after sch met maine, joanne and peiwen at business com lab. then crashed sam's BNu lecture with maine. actually quite interesting leh. better than FHy. gonna take this next time. haha. went to century to have dinner. pepper lunch again. rofl. went to shop n save to buy drink then headed home.
tomorrow IS FRIDAY ALREADY. WOOHOO. i wana buy tights tmr! =D AND ITS MOVIE DAY. STAR TREKKKK. TGIF!
its over.
this morning dardar messaged me. he ask what time i finish today.. but i didnt feel like going school :( cos i watched manu match last night. haha. dardar asked me to go crash his lecture from 1-3, since i not meeting cexi and azman for movie already. but i at home.. :( at night met dardar and cexi for taiji! miss him sia.. :)
okay. THIS IS TOO MUCH. I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE ROFLMAO. TOO MUCH!
okay time to blog properly. watched manu match last night. won arsenal 3-1! damn happy sia. but fletcher got sent off. poor thing :( he was so good. miss the final.. haiz! then when i wana sleep, it rained dinosaurs and crocodiles =.= fuck. my bed damn wet la. rushed to close all my windows. guess wad? after the rain stopped it became so fucking warm la. bloody weather. i stayed home to watch shows. old shows. damn bored la. i bought a new bag from elias mall. small one. haha. i love it. after taiji went to central to buy drink and fruits! healthy right. anyway. whoever wana have a laugh, go to
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LOL. lesson learnt, DONT DO IT ON A CAR. ROFLMFAO.
school rocked today man. 1 hr maths lecture and 1 hr icapp tut. DONE. rocks. met shawn and headed down to baky's place with boon. they gymed and swam. me and boon didnt. no clothes. we in jeans somemore. the first thing baky said to me was "eh alan u cut ur hair? you look very handsome" rofl thanks dude. listened to shawn, sam, baky and nic crap, then me and boon went to lie on the chairs by the pool and fell asleep. baky went up to bathe and brought green mangoes down. though im not a fan of them, i bought half a kg for my mum. haha. walked to elias mall for dinner. talked awhile after dinner then went home.
what is love? i know..
shawn is love.
boon is love.
sam is love.
charmaine is love.
my classmates are love.
and thank you jasmine for pei-ing me talk today.
i have my own way of controlling my emotions. for my friends, i wont be sad, though im still disappointed. promise. i love my friends. i love my classmates. i love my family. (those i didnt mention above, dont worry. i love you all too. <3)
unbelievable. everything else i can understand. but not this. unbelievable.
im sorry. didnt know i could be that irritating.
in the middle of the night i felt my feet damn wet. den i woke up, and found out that its raining hippos and elephants outside =.= wth sia. my bed sheet also wet dammit. closed the windows, then i felt warm. GG la bloody weather. woke up early cos i vain. wore contacts and spiked my kiddish hair. rofl. surprisingly the interchange not crowded. and got quite a few cute girls. ahahaha.
blah blah. had class till 1pm. then went to library project room 10 to have club meeting. walan. the meeting damn bloody fucking long sia. talking on topics that has been repeated again and again. but the bloody advisor dowana approve. wtf is aerorus? he think toys 'R' us sia. wtf. childish shit. and he wants "NAVIGATORS" at the back of our club shirt. later ppl ask for toilet directions =.= waste alot time. and the worst thing is he never see me before cos i always got something on when got meeting with him. so he wants me out. eh you are a bitch. ask us to help you set up club. den when the club is approved in october, we have to step down already. if you change all our hierachy and design we'll screw you upside down inside out you son of a bitch. =.=
went to meet maine at mushroom. she waited for me for almost 45mins. psps. cabbed down to queensway to buy boots for dwayne. bought T90 laser II yellow/black. damn nice. alot holes rofl. took onli 15mins. so we were out at 1515 when we're supposed to reach tamp at 1730. =.= SO. went to IKEA TO EAT! damn hungry la. =S i spent almost 20bucks on food. niam cake, baked chicken leg, 2 kid's meal meatball set and a drink. maine was like shocked. ahaha. damn shiok. i love ikea food man. bestest. talked while we eat and then bused to commonwealth mrt. took mrt back to tamp. on the way ky called. ask where are we. we at tanah merah alr, he just finished sch wana come find us. ahah. slacked at tm macs then michelle came to join us. wah damn long nvr see her alr. then dwayne came. maine was quite upset cos dwayne didnt really seemed interested in the boots. but im sure he loves it. so dont be upset maine (:
michelle went with them to meet ufc at bedok inter for dinner. gave it a miss cos i damn tired. and i got e-learning to do at home. oh and i forgot something. i had a nightmare last night. about someone trying to kill me! zomg. i was sleeping then i woke up, i saw someone trying to kill me in front of me. walao. must be too much prison break. rofl. tmr 3pm class. woohoo. lunch at tm again. =D
ultimate imba-ness
Neoraneun goseul hyanghae oerowodo ganeun gil Love, Love, Love, Love
Myeot beoneul neomeojyeodo ireoseo gal teji But, But, But, But
Jammajeo mot deuldorok neoreul boda geollyeodeun byeong, byeong, byeong, byeong
Ne sarang gatji motamyeon naeul su eobtji yeongyeong...
went to bugis with sam, shawn, baky, ky and van came along later. some of them bought berms and we went to play arcade. something spoilt my day. some guy. hacked into my msn. =.= maine asked why i nvr go out. then he said "wad you want?!" then she thought its shawn or sam. but it isnt. fuck man. who the hell hacked my account. you better NOT LET ME FIND YOU. _|_ thanks to you, i feel DAMN SIAN NOW. happy?
friends are more important than anything now.
i pon sch yesterday cos its my godbro's bday. wanted to take mc, but when i reached pasir ris polyclinic, i gave up. they queue all the way to the CC sia. wtf. madness. swine flu. bloody pigs. wanted to take 15 to my godpa house. but. its full of tp students =.= dammit. took mrt to kembangan and take taxi instead. they were asleep when i reached there, other that my godpa. he washing car and cleaning up the house. fell asleep while waiting for the bday boy and my godma to wake up. meanwhile i had this conversation with godpa.
godpa: got girlfriend not?
me: nope.
godpa: why? last time want, now dowan alr ah.
me: nah. books are so much easier to understand than girls.
godpa: *L-O-L* ya, so dont try understanding them, you'll never understand them. study better.
went to mazda's showroom at macpherson at arnd noon. wow man i first time step into a showroom. so cool la can sit in the new cars. i love RX-8 man. i swear i'll buy it one day. they looked at the new mazda 3. thinking whether to change anot. looks nice. went to alexandra road, volkswagen's showroom. yucks man the cars so fugly! onli beetle and 1 of them looks nice. haha. beetle so cute! headed to vivo to have lunch in some jap restaurant, then catch wolverine! the sushi is $10 a plate =.= sakae $1 onli. rofl. and i tell u the show rocks. but not so much action la. more of story. wanted to upgrade my plan there, but the m1shop is not m1shop, its retailer onli. so cant. =(
went to parkway after the movie to get my phone! ultratouch! =D damn happy. i love my phone and i got UNLIMITED SMS! FINALLY! but not used to the touchscreen yet. sms slow sia. haha. soon i'll be used to it =D oh and while waiting for my turn, my godparents went to see ring. then my godma show me the one my godpa bought for her. he told me $30k. den i O.O WTH. den she also lie to me say yes 30k. i shock sia. but after that she told me $30 onli. CHEAT MY FEELINGS. had dinner at jack's place. ate venison and crayfish and lobster bisque and tiramisu cake! damn shiok sia.
went to their place to stayover. watched taken and i think its quite nice. the guy damn cool la. dont hesitate to kill one. and i spent a long long time fixing the contacts all that shit. hate it man! i'll be leaving in an hour's time to holiday inn for wedding dinner. siannn. boring sia. tmr i wana go out! who wana slack? =D
