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Saturday, December 01, 2007

Class Tee 2

3 issues.


1) Names. Here are the list of names. if u have any violent objections/suggestions pls confirm it soon! if not we'll go by those we discussed tt night. these are just the random ideas we came up with, so can keep this paper to laugh at many years later or smthn








































2) Original Tree concept, courtesy of my sister.






































3) My design. I really dunno what to put in front, so i decided to stick in an angel lol. Anyway please feel free to edit/improve on the designs, cuz i'll be away from monday 3rd to prom night.. so ya. no internet access where i'm going i fear =/

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Monday, November 19, 2007

Chalet BBQ

this is the approximate bbq list =x (it's approximate cos i not sure if JZ made any changes to it since he's the one ordering..)
everything is from the bbq wholesale supplier, except for drinks..
i think i have fire starter.. =x not sure.. so anyone who has fire starters pls bring too =)


23pax
7f
16m

$134.80 ~ $6 x 23
1. Raw Otah Small 1 $12.50 -> 50pcs
2. Raw Satay Chicken 1 $12.50 -> 50pcs
3. Joint wing BBQ Original 1 $13.00 -> 20 joint = 20x(drumlets + midwing)
4. Joint Wing Red Hot 1 $13.50 -> 20 joint = 20x(drumlets + midwing)
5. Sausage/hotdog 3 $1.60 -> 3 x 10 pcs
6. Crab Stick 2 $1.70 -> 2 x 16 pcs
7. Fried Rice 1 $7.00 -> 1 tray
8. Bee Hoon 1 $7.00 -> 1 tray
9. Stingray (Sambal) 1 $12.00 -> 1 x 10
10. Forks 1 $0.95 -> 45-50pcs
11. Spoons 1 $0.95 -> 45-50pcs
12. Plate 1 $3.50 -> 50pcs
13. Charcoal 2 $7.80 -> 2 x 3kg
14. delivery 1 $5.00 -> 4-6pm nearest carpark
15. Drinks 15 $1.70 -> 15 x 1.5L (approx. price)
16. cups 1 $1.80 -> 50pcs (7oz)
17. Large Tongs 2 $1.80 -> 2 x 40cm

Saturday, November 17, 2007

random















haha.. =x
unknown source

Friday, November 16, 2007

xp

woot! one/ two more papers to go pple! chiong all the way and whack physics emcee quee down! wahaha..

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Whatever

i seriously love this part can.. hahaha..

Singapore idiot

not sure if u pple know this guy.. i'm quite slow la.. ytd my bro show me then i realise such a disgutsing person actually exists.. =x haha..
please watch it after u've had your meals.. so that u have something to puke out.. haha


i think this is how he got famous.. =.=




not sure if he was beat boxing or trying to fart with his mouth..




sg's no. 1 blogger [who's equally disgusting la] said he was disgusting on her blog.. and this is................................ *no comments*





p.s.: dont wanna put names to give them more attention =.=

Saturday, November 10, 2007

I RELOCATED THE TAG BOX!

IS BELOW THE UP COMING EVENTS...

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Stuff

Hey,
anyone needs anything for prom? like accessories and stuff.. 'cause i'll be going back to HK and will go to mainland China too. can get cheap stuff for you guys and girls =p
so if there's anything u'll need, just email me with details of the things you want (best if u have pictures =p) and the prefered price. =p
please email by 24th nov, i know it's quite rush =x but i'm going back at the end of nov =x
if u email later also can, just not sure if i can check my mail everyday when i'm not in sg.. haha..

anyway, JIAYOU for the rest of the subjects!
we have 5 days to chiong for our "final week" (physics paper1 isn't really counted =x)
do mug hard ok!
last time we'll all be mugging so hard in our life i guess.. 'cause i heard tt uni's really damn slack.. haha..

5 papers down, 5 more to go! =D

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Jeff Dunham and Walter

this is damn cool and funny! watch! haha

Monday, October 29, 2007

Ok i shall follow what pc says!

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Lyrics!

Hi, Barbie!
Hi, Ken!
You wanna go for a ride?
Sure, Ken!
Jump in!
Hahahaha!

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde bimbo girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

You can touch, you can play
If you say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, uh uh uh, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, uh uh uh, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play
If you say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
If you say I'm always yours

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, uh uh uh, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, uh uh uh, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, uh uh uh, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, uh uh uh, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just gettin' started
Oh, I love you Ken!

Saturday, October 27, 2007

chill out:)

hope you all can see it. i'm quite bored actually...

THREE MORE DAYS!

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

CONGRATZ to CHARLIE who got promoted!
Haha zai man, get C for ur GP! I dont even rmb ever getting a C lor.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

cute

received a funny email from my friend
here goes.


Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife


Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:

Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHTYOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 ..

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional softwareto improve memory andperformance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support=)

Friday, October 12, 2007

Graduation


i will miss all you people.
had a really great and wonderful 2 years [or 1.5 years =p] with the class.
i cherish the memories we all had!
we have to keep in contact and have reunions annually ok? =D keep this blog alive people. update everyone about your lives even after A's.
and more photo takings whenever we meet each other! especially during D&D.
work hard for A levels now! don't give up! [this should be directed to me.. lols..]

the girls [yajie mia >.<]

the guys [wanching extra.. lols]


2806 is the bestestbestestestest class ever! =x
*HUGS*
love

Thursday, September 20, 2007

AJ joke

One politician, One thief & One AJC student died & went straight to hell.

Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there."
She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked
"Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?
The devil says "Five million dollars".
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

The thief was so jealous, he starts screaming,
"My turn! I wanna call my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked
"Well, devil, how much do I need to pay for the call?
The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

AJ student was even more jealous & started screaming,
"I want to call my school friends and teacherss",
He called friends and taechers in AJ and he talked for twenty hours about
Application question for gp,
demand and supply for economics,
superposition for physics,
statistics for maths,
transition metals for chemistry,
organisation and control of prokaryote and eukaryote genome for bio,
written report for project work,
he talked & talked & talked, then he asked
"Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?
The devil says "Twenty dollars".

HSBC employee is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"
Devil says (scroll down)
































Calling from Hell to Hell is Local Call

Monday, August 27, 2007

Continuing with photos from NDP 07......


Parade Segment





National Anthem + National Flag Flypast




The Chinock flying the National Flag is escorted by 4 of our newly-acquired Apache helicopters. =)


The Long -Awaited F16 Flypast



" bomb burst"




cannons

(think its called the 21 gun salute... rite?)



Dynamic Defence Display


Show Segment


Lamborghini eh? haha..

Fireworks draping the Shears Bridge

More photos on fireworks should be coming right up! =D

~tm @ 2357 27082007

Gays making music

tm, qw, wc and pearl went to Zy's house to study and decided tt it was time for a break.. =x

the guys sang "top of the world" by carpenters really nicely before recording =x haha

think they're too shy or something so didnt really sound tt nice on video.. they sound better on recording though.. =x

this is kinda crappy =x

was a little better..

after tt they demanded tt i only record and not video before they sang again.. lols..

dont think i can upload the voice recording here.. haha.. i'll find some way somehow.. =p

Sunday, August 26, 2007

another random filler

i forgot tm's gay pic! =x
look at the way he cross his legs! =x
sadly, i deleted jz's spastic video of arranging the lect tables before blogger had the upload a video function [and before i found a way to connect my phone to da comp =x]

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Class Chalet! =D

Who: 2806
What: Chalet la =.=
When: 21st November 2007!
Where: Aloha Loyang
How: walk, bus, train, cab, whatever, however u like there!
Why: 'cause it will be the end of A's and we deserve to have fun together! =p

3 days 2 night
BBQ on 2nd night




[just wondering.. how can we get all the bbq stuff when our exams just ended? =x can someone plan first? haha..]

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

random filler =p

Was studying with wc and qw in the lib when qw decided to be spastic.. =.=

he emptied his pencil box and put it over his head


wc wrote on his arm while he was sleeping.

it says "i'm with stupid, myself!"

Have you ever noticed anything interesting when we walk along the corridor for physics lab or for pe or canteen, etc.?

look closely!


the 2 exit signs point in the same direction!

guess the contractors [or whoever] tried to be funny.. lols..

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Happy Birthday Singapore!

On the 9th August 2007 was Singapore's 42nd birthday. Celebrations erupted everywhere, but the biggest celebration was held on Marina Bay this year, packing up to 27000 people on the stands and 900 performers. It was a night to remeber. Let me help you bring back the memories or to those who were not present, share with you some memories. =D





Unseen on TV is the pre-parade segment. Sadly, the only more interesting thing is the Motocross performance.

cool stuff.. haha



some sort of back flip





The twist





Red Lions:



nice touchdown!

To be continued......

-tm @ 0115 19082007



Wednesday, August 08, 2007

NATIONAL DAY Newsflash

On the 8th of August 2007, 28/06 defied all odds to emerge as one of the winners of the AJ Race! Despite facing difficulties such as having 4 classmates who failed to turn up, 1 classmate whom we hoped would not turn up, and morning hunger which warranted a breakfast stop at Macs and BK, 28/06 completed the AJ Race in style to win a gift hamper filled with random food! Hooray for my most awesome and diverse class in AJC! lol























Thursday, July 19, 2007

Dinner at Sakae with Liangyan!

on one end of the table we have
Yajie and Liangyan!


on the other end we have

zy, Grace, Pearl and qw!

on the other table is

sk and xy!

they just love nice, long ****s dont they.. =p


our delicious, yummy cha soba! =)))

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Spastics

well we got bored watching the guys run after a basketball =x haha..

Guess this proves that guys can jump much higher than girls =p

finally all in the air together


See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil,
f*** no evil! xD


do re mi fa


"sshh! class keep quiet! Ms Neoh (fresh out of the bath =x) is trying to give instructions!"