finally

i'm back once again ...

so tired to blog man ... so many many days ...

just came back from 1 crazy day ...

got the best news this morning, let's hope it materializes ...

if it does, i'll be one rich muthafucker ... hahahaha ...

well well, because of my cuckoo boss, now half of the company knws my little secret ...

shitty pants loh ... its a secret ... now so paiseh ...

macam do or die ... i shall just pretend nothing happen ...

actually, wat's new ???

i've missed out on so many good things/people because of my constant procrastination ...

well, on the lighter side, i did something super duper cuckoo earlier in the day ...


i was going home from the mama shop, then i saw this little boy ...

he was happily drinking his soft drink ...

then he itchy finger start removing the wrapper thingy around the bottle and throwing it on the floor ...

we were walking in opposite directions though ... then i told him this:

xiao di, anyhow litter, police will catch you ...

hahaha, then he nearly cried ... i don't know if he did... but that was so much fun man ...

fuck off ...

sometimes being alone doing some soul searching is not good ...

well, i don't know about others, but that sure applies to me ...


suddenly feeling so fucking god damn emo ...


some things lost = lost forever ...


some = forever


some = ego can't allow me to do anything ...


u know sometimes some 'great' lover will say that: "as long as she's happy, doesn't matter if she's with me or not?"

that is a load of bull !!! wtf ... which planet that person from??? OK not???


i don't know about what other people think, but I'm one selfish mofo ...


if i can't have it, nobody can !!!


call me names, i don't care ... i got a mouth that is more poisonous than rat poison ...


guess what music is playing in my com at this moment ???


Michael Bolton's said i loved you but i lied ... WTF rite???


hahaha, this is so macam movie scene loh ...


i just join this stupid group in FB ...
i miss u but i don't wanna text u, cos i know u didn't miss me rite!


hahaha, i don't know what's wrong with me nowadays ...

Wrng wrong WRONG

woo hoo !!! finally break ...


have been working almost non-stop last week ... had a bitter sweet weekend though ...


found a perfect joke to crack up my clients, but not going to share ... hahaha ...


well well, was listening to this Beyonce song, If I were a BOy ...


very the stereotype leh ...


drink beer with the guys, and chase after girls ...


hahaha, sounds like what i like to do ... kakaka ...


but then again its just a song ... dont look too much into it ...


budget monday !!! lets hope not too much money is given ... hahaha, me not getting a single cent mah ...


hahahahaha ... *evil*

15 Feb

There goes my hope for now ...

Like what i always say, so easy to strike no need to work loh ...


Well, that's my plan though ... Strike lottery, get married, live happily ever after ...


hahaha, what a simple plan ...


but there's 3 tough component in this equation ...


No. 1 = strike lottery

No.2 = find a girlfriend

No. 3 = finding the guts to get married ...


hahaha, easier said than done ...


why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side ...


so dick head asked me a stupid question a few days back.


(at the MRT station platform)

dick head: yo man, what are you doing here?

me: (taking out earphones) sorry, did not get you ...

dick head: what you doing here?

me: you me here? (pointing to the floor) ... oooh, i'm waiting for a bus ... quite a while already man ...

dick head: you cuckoo leh, MRT station where got bus ...

me: then why you ask me what I'm doing here?

dick head: hahahaha ...


well, this is a classic example of people calling my home and asking me where am i !!!

Gong Xi Fa Cai

Gong Xi Fa Cai !!!


Happy Lunar New Year to all ... well, if you're not celebrating CNY, happy holidays to you ... If you're not on holiday, damn!!! you dont have a life ...


Well well well, watched 14 Blade yeaterday ... that movie solid solid man ... action all the way ...


nice fight scene ... the only turn-off was the entrance of the Judge ...


first, what's with the Jack Sparrow do???


next, why must he shout out his clan's name when he appears ???


well, at least his death was kinda cool ...


So, today's just another day ... got some ang baos ... gave some ang baos ... (sian)


had a lot of good food ... the steamboat was happening ...


CNY and Vday happens to fall on the same day ... that means 1 less chance for the shops to slaughter people ...


Vday !!! another one spent alone ... this is the 25th straight Vday alone ... haiz ...

Spring Clean

time of the year again ... cleaning time ...


cleared out almost 5 big black bags of things ...well not by me though ...


i used my legendary eye power ... hahaha ...


well, just finish the job, gonna start cleaning the windows tml ...


was watching next friday and the friday after next yesterday ...


super duper funny man ... "I'm the Aztec warrior !!!"


well, time to whine again ...


last week, there was this report that more and more Chinese gals are marrying man of other races???


why the hell is this happening??? what are those gals thinking of??? are they ok ???


aiyo, this is not very the good man ... i think its time for me to make my move before its too late ...


and what's with this PAstor??? he stupid or wat??? even i dont talk about others ...


bad bad move ... as bad as those chinese gals going out with non-chinese ... no offense, but why???

weee ...

I am a creature before i am a man ...

i would remember before i forget ...

RM, nanny, baby sitter, big brother, clown, waiter, happy man, poker player ...

i cant believe i managed to perform so many many roles in a day ...

well, sometimes i just really really impress myself ...

go to college, a university ... that's what everyone say ...

do i really want to like them???


nah, i am who i am ... know why???


cos i chose to !!! i like my life the way it is turning out to be ... i feel so much more relaxed ...


i can smell the smell air again ... (blocked nose cleared) i can pee in peace again ... my finger is still swollen ...


i wake up this morning with a goal, i achieved it ... I've not paid my dues, i don't owe anything ...


i refuse to blame anyone for the predicament i got myself in ... i will rule the roost again !!!

Well Done, congrats, have a good life

Well today i learned something new ... hardwork always are rewarded ...


let's not talk about some instances ... but generally that statement applies ...


heard from some bird that someone i use to hold dear to my heart has finally found closure ...


i feel like such a jerk right now ... could she have been better off with or without me???


guess w/o me ... i still can't understand myself ... so what's with this bullshit,: "BC i understand u..."


WTF ... i dun even understand myself ...


good luck to you and i sincerely wish you the best ... i hope that you wont meet another jerk like me again ...


this is a rarity ... it's not often i call myself names ... i guess, when a girl wants you to meet her mum, say OK ... don't be a prick like me ...

nobody loves a prick ... a new chapter for you i hope ... just don't come crying back to me ...
hahaha ...


well, you'll only learn how to stand up when you're down ... Elvis Costello have this song ... it goes a little like this,

"what do you get when you fall in love
you get it all broken up and battered
that's what you get, a heart that's shattered

what do you get when you fall in love
you only get lies and pain and sorrow
so for at least until tomorrow
i'll never fall in love again ..."

shiok ah

today marks the start of the BC marathon ... well kinda ...

still cant believe that i can actually do cold calling quite well leh ...

hahaha, was chatting with some of them as though i know them for like a gazillion years ...


went dinner with sis and bro-in-law ... was at amara eating Korean hotpot ...


solid solid man ... eat till i cannot tahan ...

I CANNOT TAKE IN ANYMORE FOOD!!!

i think its the pineapple tarts lah ... had so much and its so filling loh ...

i think this korean restaurant put drugs into their food ...

when i was in my sis' car, i literally went high ...

hahaha, now i know how it feels to be high on weed ...

i wasn;t this high even when i'm full of alchohol ...

speaking of alchohol, i need some man ... brrr ... need beerrrrrrrrrrr ...


have you ever went to an interview and start to sell your interviewer what you do ???

haha, imagine that ... instead if the interviewer recruiter you, it becomes the other way round ...

Sad Sad

i just lost out on $200 !!!


why must they include someone that isn't there???


why??? why??? why???


where did they leave their brains??? in their butt???


i could have been $200 richer, now can go for lulian ...


instead, now i have to buy 4D, wait till tml then only can eat lulian ...


well, at least my team's reunion dinner is settled ... no need to pay ... thnks mymy ...


have you watched <> ... very nice movie ...

the best part was when Sam (tobey M) asked his wife (natalie P): "did you fuck Tommy (jake G)?"

hahaha, can anymore get anymore direct ???


why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge??? because she saw the salad dressing ...


hahaha, learned that lame joke from Sam ...


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there is this line in <>


"give me a cashout, baby"


i love that line ... hahaha ...


today i kena stalk by one of my TMs ... he actually walked into the office to look for me ... i was like: "wat the fuck!!!"


he very the thick skin leh ... aiyo, i thought i'm very the bad already, but apparently i met my match ...

round and round

round and round it goes

and i'll let you know ...


why do i have to be so wild ...

is it just my fantasy ...

i wanna be a magical mystery ...

i wanna be a fantasy ...

this is the game that we've been dreaming of ...

i'm the game that you're dreaming of ...



i'm the yardstick ... i'm the world's greatest ...

i'm the ego trip ... i'll eat the humble pie, NOT !!!


this is dedicated to all ya peeps out there ...

keep believing, one day you be ...


but i've read, "you'll never score the try while sitting on the bench"


but i've tried, then try again ...

if its not worth you, screw it ... time to hunt ...

Woo hOO !!! u're outta my life ...

A WISE man once said: " u reap what u earn ... but if you don't work for , you'll never earn it... "

i get wat he said, but must he repeat his 1st point??? hahaha

recently i'v learned that women are cock teasers and guys LOVED it ...

like what i mentioned before, we LOVED it ... don't ask me why ... guys are such suckers ...


you see, the best time to get a gal is when they just broke up ... they're at their weakest ...

one day they're all lovey dovey with their guy, the next they're with another man ... makes you wonder ... so fast can forget their 'hubby' ah???

and what's with this ''hubby'' and ''wifey'' shit??? not even married yet ... aiyo, so desperate to get married ah???

well time to bash the male species !!! what the heck is wrong with us ???

we know jolly well what is happening but we still go for it ... what suckers we are ...


i guess that's how we're born ... there's always an action before a reaction ...

i think i should start writing a book ... <>


sure make big big money and kena complain from some kinda woman rights group ...

oh oh oh sad movie always makes me cry

sad movies always make me cry
he said he had to work, so i went to the show alone
they turned down the lights and turn the projector on
and just as the news of the world started to begin
i saw my darling and my best friend walking in


sad movies ... what makes people even talk about such stuffs???

why are the ladies always the ones that gets hurt???

i think all this kind of movies and songs are so freaking sexist ...

but then yesterday i saw this French movie that changed the whole "girl get ditch by guy stereotype" ...

well, before you ask why the hell am i watching a french movie (w/o subtitles) ... my answer is, "i dunno !!!"

this movie is about this white dude (Steve) ... Steve had everything in life (what's new) ...

a wealthy family, a good job, good looking ... well he was living the life ...

everything changed when he met the hot black chick (i dunno the name, let's just call her cock teaser) in some gentleman club ...

was it love at first sight ... i think so cos i dint know what the hell they're talking about ...

but this Steve's dad is a real dick ... he's a racist ass ...

he did not approve of Steve's relationship with cock teaser... but Steve was so determined to be with Bitch ... so in order to make Steve forget cock teaser (like that'll work), the dad sent him overseas to work for a while ... (his dad is some big time towkay lah )

so in the meantime while Steve was away, dear dad tried to pay cock teaser to leave Steve... she accepted it ...

Steve was kept in the dark ... cock teaser even told Steve that his dad tried to pay her to leave him (she claimed that she did not take the money. Lier !!!)

this is the sick part ... all the time while cock teaser was with Steve, she was actually with another black dude !!! there was even times that while having sex with black dude, she was texting things like i miss you, i love you to Steve ( i think so lah... can't be texting him "I'm fucking some other guy")

one day Steve buddy (Laurent, i think so) saw cock teaser with the black dude in a cinema making out (more like hugging and kissing)...

Laurent told Steve what happened but he refused to listen to him ... in the meantime, Steve is still kinda supporting cock teaser ... cock teaser no money, have to support bastard son, Steve don't let her work there anymore ... hahaha ... classic man ...

but money all spent with black dude ... living the life with black dude... black dude don't work ... hahaha, so freaking sterotype... Steve is a total cuckoo, kena cheated still so happy ... quite funny and sad at the same time ...

because of what Laurent said, Steve fell out with him ... so this loser now lost his friend, not on good terms with family, kena 2 timed ...

only managed to D/L the first part ... haven't watched the second part ... hahahaha ... but i can also guess what happen lah ...


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well, this kinda thing always happens !!! Women are Bitches, but guys can't live w/o them ...

this is so fucking sad ... guys are actually suckers ...

this movie actually taught me somethings ... things are not always what they seem to be ...

what we see is just the tip of the ice berg ... that cock teaser is a hot babe ... hahaha ...

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by the way, have you encountered anyone that does not have any form of respect for you ... no FUCKING cow sense ...

they can be on FB updating status and all, but does not answer ur FUCKING PMs ...

they refuse to reply your FUCKING smses ... they don't on their FUCKING mobile ...

YES!!! I'M STILL FUCKING PISSED OFF !!!

YOU ASSHOLE, BITCH-ASS, FUCKING WHORE, NO GOOD SON-OF-BITCH ...

FUCK OFF, I'VE DELETED YOU FROM MY FB ACCT AND ALSO YOUR FUCKING NUMBER ON MY MOBILE !!!

YOU THINK I'M SOME FUCKING DUMBO THE ELEPHANT???

CHEE-BYE ... YOU MAKE ME WRITE IN CAPS ... YOU MAKE ME CURSE AND SWEAR ... HAVE A GOOD LIFE LAH ...

Football night ...

At this point of time, Spurs are still tied at 0-0 with Birmingham City ...

U see, Birm have been a city that I've been praising the past 6 mths ...

hahaha, but today i can't wait for the fall of the West Midlands ... only their football teams lah ...


West Midlands fall, me also kena big big ...


I've just read on soccernet.com that some form of consortium are actually attempting to takeover United...

wat a sad state Utd have come to ... probably the biggest football team in the world is now faced with a mounting debt ...

wat a fall from grace ... well, like wat a lot of united fans are saying:

love United, hate Glazers ...

i kinda agree with them ... don't get me wrong, I'm not a United fan ... I'm a football fan ...


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that was so unlike my usual postings ... well, i shall begin my daily dose of bitching ...

actually, today have been a good day ... so in a way i got nothing much to bitch about ...

tml need to attend RT ... but i don't think i will appear ... need to find a reason not to go down tml ...

hahaha, waste of my time ... so stupid ...

i cant believe i actually bought a self-help book ... gotta admit i really need some of those ...


speaking of self-help ... i think i saw Dawn yeo at a wedding just now ... nah,not her wedding lah ... i know i know, no link ...

i think it was her lah ... she looks like a baby doll ... actually i got more comments, but i shall not say them out loud ...

SHE LOOKS LIKE A DOLL !!! SO VERY THE PLASTIC !!! i'VE SAID IT !!! NOW BITE ME !!!

she is now officially my idol ... i also wanna look like a DOLL !!!

well a good start was that i shaved off my 1 week old moustache ... i was looking at the mirror earlier today and realized that i actually look good with it ...

but need to change another image again lah ...

let's hope i get another deal tml ... good luck great one ...

TGIF

TGIF ... but this is not because it's the end of the week ...

as a matter of fact, my week is just beginning ...

well, as i was not blogging, time for a little self intro again ...

i'm a fuzzy friendly giant ...

i guess that's about it ...


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was playing futsal with the guys yesterday ...

there was a classic example of the unstopable force meeting the immovable object...

one of my collegues ran so fast, that he did not notice that i was just standing in front of him ... well, i guess u know what happens!!!

if u guess that i fell down, bad try !!!

the moment he made contact with me, he almost went 3 to 4 steps backwards ...

hahaha, he was lucky...

normally i'll just give my opponent a taste of the immovable object ...

but i also injured my right middle finger ... kena ram big big time ...

tml will be @ the Conrad ... hope i can close a few more plots to start my engine again ...

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u know sometimes in life, you'll come to a stage that you really want to settle down ...

find a good partner, settle down ...

i don't really know how that feels ...

i'm the only guy in the office that is not married .. the other 2 guys that aren't are attached ...

well, i'm like at the bottom of the freaking food chain ...


sometimes, i really envy all my mates who are married ...

well, i kinda tired, shall get to sleep liao ...

before i end my entry, here's a quote :


" i keep saying that when i deal with people, i always expect for the people that i've got in front of me to behave in a certain way - with respect . "

Zola

Angry Angry

I thought that today will be a freaking good day ...

Somehow, some bitch ass managed to spoil my fucking day !!!

Qns 1: How come some people don't answer their mobile?

Qns 2: How come some people don't reply smses?

well here's the answer !!! that person is a fucking moron. asshole. retard. jackass. mutha fucker. i can go on and on ...

this blog is supposed to be one that i'll be talking cock about. posting naked photos of myself. blaah blaah blaah ...

but, based on this post, it's being my punching bag ...


Yes !!! i wanna punch the person. but i can't even locate that fucker!!!


Haiz ... now even my middle finger is injured ... shit happens eh ...


now i'm actually feeling some kinda remorse ... I've fucking deleted the fucking number from my mobile ...

i cant reach that bitch anymore !!! so if you are reading this post by some freaking accident, give me a fucking beep ...

on second thoughts, screw you ... hope you have a great life in front of you ...

well, knowing me will probably be the highlight of your life !!!

from hereon, it might just go downhill ... don't come begging me to help you !!! i tried to help you, but being an asshole, you decide to just pretend i don't fucking exist!!!

I'm almost 90 KG! almost 1.8m tall ... how the fuck can i just disappear or vanish into thin air??? i'm not vanish white !!!


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kid: who is this man that is scolding you?

asshole: he's the best thing that happened to me.

kid: then why is he scolding and cursing and god knows what ...

asshole: well, i'm a asshole. a whore. a bitch. a jackass. a retard. a mutha fucker ...

enough of this asshole ... time to watch some WWE to destress ...

before i sign off ... have a good life asshole, for i will ...

Another New beginning ...

Ah ha !!! i actually have a blog !!!

( actually i knew it )

the funny thing is, 2 weeks back i had this conversation with my colleagues ...

me: do you think bloggers make a lot of money

Galen: nah ...

Celina: i think so ..

Nette: u think too much ...

well, this is my opinion ... i agree !!!

Look here , not everyone can make money by blogging or doing nothing !!!

I'm only 25 yrs Ol ... but sometimes i feel like I'm freaking 52 ... (not because of my constant backache and neck ache. not forgetting my ever present urge for a good massage)

Why? Because i nag a lot and i can really be irritating like a 52 yr Ol ...

i think the only way i can make my blog popular is via FB and maybe i can post some naked pics of myself !!!

hahahahahaha, i think I'll get like a million hits in a day man ... i might just make it into Stomp.

" Male 25 post naked pics of himself on blog"

" Most disgusting naked pic of all time"

Some recommendation for headlines ... or i can just blog about what i eat, what i did ...

well, since this is my first post in like a gazillion years, bye bye !!!