Damn !!! I'm in so much pain ...

So long, so long ... So long have I not added an new post ...

Its a combination of a lot of factors ...

First, my dear ol' bro downloaded some stupid virus into my beloved lappy ...

Because of that, my lappy went cuckoo ...

After getting lappy fixed, no time (rather sleep)

Then now I can finally find the time to type more shit ...

I'm down some stupid tonsilities ...

Due to that stupid sympton, I got fever ...

Arghhh, everything is not going my way ...

At least Tottenham finally won away ...
(glory glory Tottenham Hotspurs)

Now I'm very angry, I'm so angry I can eat a whole pig ...

On second thoughts, I dun wanna eat a whole pig ...

The head dont look delicious to me ...

I wonder what they do to the roasted pig head?

Now I so sick I cant even talk much ... Me not talking is like a lion not roaring ...

A pig not oinking ...

A cow not mooing ...

A bird not chirping ...

A chicken not cuckooing ...

A cat not meowing ...

A dog not woofing ...

A monkey not making funny sounds ...

You get the picture ...

Most Wanted

I am officially a wanted man ...

Looks like every single KF member is out to get me ...

'' GET ME YOUR STUPID MANAGER, BOON CHEN ON THE LINE NOW !!! ''

'' Yes, this is Boon Chen speaking ...''

'' WOOF WOOF WOOF .... ''


Haiz, now I know why everyone is leaving this job ...

It is sure tough being a Duty Manager at KMS ...

I have not kena so much scolding ever ...

Period ... Even my Dad dont scold me that much ...

Even my Grandma and Mum dont nag at me so much ...

Oh My God ...

I think they must have had a bad day at the office, got nothing better to do, call up KMS and fuck the agent ...

If the agent is a blur sotong, get the Duty Manager, then fuck him upside down ...

There can be many many different scenerios, they did not get it from their spouse the previous night ,

They got a very bad childhood,

They got no fucking life,

They are born to make my life a living hell,

Or they are just plain irritating,

But never in my wildest imagination thought that I'll be so popular ... But in the wrong way ...

It looks like every rich fellow in Singapore knows me ... Thank god they dont know how I look like, they'll probably set their dogs loose ...

Now even people that I've never ever knew existed is cursing and swearing at me,

There is the guy who is cursing me to never recover from my illness ...

Comeon, doesn't mean you dont get free stuffs, you'll have to curse me ...

There's all these assholes that say that they'll get me get fired ...

I think I have to get a new job real soon ...

I'm going to be a teacher !!!

That's what I'll be ... Then this way I'm the one doing all the scolding ...

Then again, the parents will come to the school and fuck me upside down ...

Before I go to bed, I would like to say that whatever I said is purely my own opinion,

Dont go sueing my ass off, dont get get me sacked ...

Dont feel offended, if you do, you're probably an ass without a hole ...

Bye Gals ...

Today is indeed a sad sad day ... Scotland is out of the Euros ...

Who can they blame but themselves ??? They should have just won at Georgia and their job will be so much easier ...

Anyway I'm not a Scottish fan ... My team, the great German army has already qualified ...

Well, this is life ... Life is not like in the movies ...

Speaking of movies, I just rcvd this invitation to a screening of the Golden Compass ...

I've no idea what is this movie about, all I know is that is this the first part of a trilogy ...

I love sagas ... And I love free stuff ...

Never been to this GV max at Vivo ... Hell yeah I'm going ... But first thing first, I need to see if I'm working that night ...

Beowulf is definately a movie that I'm gonna watch ... That, I also have no idea what is about ...

Well, I'll like to post a shout out to Sophie and Shikin ...

I guess this is it man ... All my Kakis are gone ...

Monday meetings will never be the same again ...

I've never really felt so sad in my life ...

I was so close to crying man, that's the reason why I did not go to office yesterday...

Wish you gals the very best in your future adventures ...

And so it begins ...

In a galaxy far far away... blaah blaah blaah ...

Well , well ... guess what ? Another blog ...

Its been almost a year since I last started a blog @ X@*ga .com

Today marks a very special day in my life... ( actually theres nothing worth celebrating ... )

I just feel like bitching about anything and everything ...

Let's start with Ang Mos ... Well, I cant seem to find anything good to talk about them ...

Cant they just behave ... You dont go to other people's house and act as though you're the bloody owner ...

Yes, you bloody mat saleks know your freaking role ...

See, people here dont notice this, but we're starting to become second rated citizens ...

Where were those Ang Mos when those stupid Japenis attaced us ???

Haiz, why am I so angry ??? Well, try being single ... Ok I dont mean that ...

My point is, lets all stand up and speak up ...

Trust me, given my job's nature, I've seem enough of these snobbish jackasses ...

Althought I'm kinda Ang monized, I'm damn proud to be a CHINESE !!!

What's wrong with not happy an Ang Mo name ?

I'm proud to say that my name is Ng Boon Chen ... ( not Cheng )

So to end this, happy Ang mo bashing ... ( Mr Wildburger, you deserve it )