finally

i'm back once again ...

so tired to blog man ... so many many days ...

just came back from 1 crazy day ...

got the best news this morning, let's hope it materializes ...

if it does, i'll be one rich muthafucker ... hahahaha ...

well well, because of my cuckoo boss, now half of the company knws my little secret ...

shitty pants loh ... its a secret ... now so paiseh ...

macam do or die ... i shall just pretend nothing happen ...

actually, wat's new ???

i've missed out on so many good things/people because of my constant procrastination ...

well, on the lighter side, i did something super duper cuckoo earlier in the day ...


i was going home from the mama shop, then i saw this little boy ...

he was happily drinking his soft drink ...

then he itchy finger start removing the wrapper thingy around the bottle and throwing it on the floor ...

we were walking in opposite directions though ... then i told him this:

xiao di, anyhow litter, police will catch you ...

hahaha, then he nearly cried ... i don't know if he did... but that was so much fun man ...

fuck off ...

sometimes being alone doing some soul searching is not good ...

well, i don't know about others, but that sure applies to me ...


suddenly feeling so fucking god damn emo ...


some things lost = lost forever ...


some = forever


some = ego can't allow me to do anything ...


u know sometimes some 'great' lover will say that: "as long as she's happy, doesn't matter if she's with me or not?"

that is a load of bull !!! wtf ... which planet that person from??? OK not???


i don't know about what other people think, but I'm one selfish mofo ...


if i can't have it, nobody can !!!


call me names, i don't care ... i got a mouth that is more poisonous than rat poison ...


guess what music is playing in my com at this moment ???


Michael Bolton's said i loved you but i lied ... WTF rite???


hahaha, this is so macam movie scene loh ...


i just join this stupid group in FB ...
i miss u but i don't wanna text u, cos i know u didn't miss me rite!


hahaha, i don't know what's wrong with me nowadays ...

Wrng wrong WRONG

woo hoo !!! finally break ...


have been working almost non-stop last week ... had a bitter sweet weekend though ...


found a perfect joke to crack up my clients, but not going to share ... hahaha ...


well well, was listening to this Beyonce song, If I were a BOy ...


very the stereotype leh ...


drink beer with the guys, and chase after girls ...


hahaha, sounds like what i like to do ... kakaka ...


but then again its just a song ... dont look too much into it ...


budget monday !!! lets hope not too much money is given ... hahaha, me not getting a single cent mah ...


hahahahaha ... *evil*

15 Feb

There goes my hope for now ...

Like what i always say, so easy to strike no need to work loh ...


Well, that's my plan though ... Strike lottery, get married, live happily ever after ...


hahaha, what a simple plan ...


but there's 3 tough component in this equation ...


No. 1 = strike lottery

No.2 = find a girlfriend

No. 3 = finding the guts to get married ...


hahaha, easier said than done ...


why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side ...


so dick head asked me a stupid question a few days back.


(at the MRT station platform)

dick head: yo man, what are you doing here?

me: (taking out earphones) sorry, did not get you ...

dick head: what you doing here?

me: you me here? (pointing to the floor) ... oooh, i'm waiting for a bus ... quite a while already man ...

dick head: you cuckoo leh, MRT station where got bus ...

me: then why you ask me what I'm doing here?

dick head: hahahaha ...


well, this is a classic example of people calling my home and asking me where am i !!!

Gong Xi Fa Cai

Gong Xi Fa Cai !!!


Happy Lunar New Year to all ... well, if you're not celebrating CNY, happy holidays to you ... If you're not on holiday, damn!!! you dont have a life ...


Well well well, watched 14 Blade yeaterday ... that movie solid solid man ... action all the way ...


nice fight scene ... the only turn-off was the entrance of the Judge ...


first, what's with the Jack Sparrow do???


next, why must he shout out his clan's name when he appears ???


well, at least his death was kinda cool ...


So, today's just another day ... got some ang baos ... gave some ang baos ... (sian)


had a lot of good food ... the steamboat was happening ...


CNY and Vday happens to fall on the same day ... that means 1 less chance for the shops to slaughter people ...


Vday !!! another one spent alone ... this is the 25th straight Vday alone ... haiz ...

Spring Clean

time of the year again ... cleaning time ...


cleared out almost 5 big black bags of things ...well not by me though ...


i used my legendary eye power ... hahaha ...


well, just finish the job, gonna start cleaning the windows tml ...


was watching next friday and the friday after next yesterday ...


super duper funny man ... "I'm the Aztec warrior !!!"


well, time to whine again ...


last week, there was this report that more and more Chinese gals are marrying man of other races???


why the hell is this happening??? what are those gals thinking of??? are they ok ???


aiyo, this is not very the good man ... i think its time for me to make my move before its too late ...


and what's with this PAstor??? he stupid or wat??? even i dont talk about others ...


bad bad move ... as bad as those chinese gals going out with non-chinese ... no offense, but why???

weee ...

I am a creature before i am a man ...

i would remember before i forget ...

RM, nanny, baby sitter, big brother, clown, waiter, happy man, poker player ...

i cant believe i managed to perform so many many roles in a day ...

well, sometimes i just really really impress myself ...

go to college, a university ... that's what everyone say ...

do i really want to like them???


nah, i am who i am ... know why???


cos i chose to !!! i like my life the way it is turning out to be ... i feel so much more relaxed ...


i can smell the smell air again ... (blocked nose cleared) i can pee in peace again ... my finger is still swollen ...


i wake up this morning with a goal, i achieved it ... I've not paid my dues, i don't owe anything ...


i refuse to blame anyone for the predicament i got myself in ... i will rule the roost again !!!