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Tagged

I have been tagged by calyn: Here goes

Random Facts about myself:

1. I am a spray tan addict, 40 volume peroxide loving bleached blonde and proud of it.
2. I love little babies but hate being pregnant.
3. I still worship my parents.
4. I hate most things that are white and creamy... Sour cream, cream cheese, milk, etc
5. I bite my nails so bad that they look like a 12 year old boys.
6. I got engaged after only 3 months of knowing Ross
7. I am not proud of it but I drink at least two diet cokes a day
8. I encourage my dogs to lick my feet
9. I will never look away when someone is making eye contact with me
10. I loved to be tickled and massaged so much that I would pretty much let anyone rub me.
11. I am obsessed with salad dressing
12. I am currently tivo'ing way too many shows.... The Bachelor, Rock of love, Greys, Private Practice, Idol, girls next door, Brothers and sisters, and Probably even a few more.
13. I am terrified of scary movies. I can't even watch Unsolved Mysteries or else I have nightmares for days...........
14. I love making grocery lists but never bring them to the store
15. Sometimes I wake up in the night and have to pluck stray eyebrows
16. I have at least 5 junk drawers that are full to the brim
17. when I was a kid I wanted to be either a dolphin trainer or a hypnotist when I grew up
18. I can heal people
19. Sometimes I don't sleep at all
20. I bite my bottom lip when I am really focused on something
21. I wish I could beat just one person at arm wrestling
22. I love vacuuming
23. I hate airplanes
24. I secretly want to put make up on my little baby
25. I hate garlic

A week in the life of us.............

Jaxon and Gray skiing at the Ghee

You're never too young for a spray tan in this house

Why am I so pretty mommy??????

To say jaxon has a serious obsession with pirates is an understatement. He refers to me only now as"Pirate wench". It's get me a treat "pirate wench", Make me a treasure box, "pirate wench".....

What do you do with a scurvy pirate? make him walk the plank...................

This is what happens when jaxon goes to work with daddy. Breakfast of champions, corn dogs and diet coke........... Why the heck not!

Happy birthday Breannie goat

My little sister Breanne has turned the big 25. My how time flies. it wasn't very long ago when we were cutting a slit down the middle of our "my little pony" panties and turning them into bras. Breanne is the middle child in my moms brood and sometimes it shows. You would be hard pressed to find anyone more funny and sarcastic than this sister of mine. Breanne is a secret impressionist. "fire marshall bill" is one of her best routines. This woman of 25 already has 3 kids. That's right 3. Maybe she's had the right idea all along. She will be free and on a fabulous vacation when shes 40 and all her kids are grown and you'll all still be at parent teacher conference on Friday nights.

I feel so lucky to have a sister who's also my best friend. happy birthday breannie goat!!!

Ivy and Drake

They look so cute together!!! Too bad marrying your first cousin is frowned upon these days.

Going Private

Due to some creepy incidents we are going to make our blog private! If you want to keep up with us send me your email address to aftonzachary@yahoo.com or leave it as a comment....

My funny Valentine

These red eyes are just for Valentines Day... Either I'm really secretly evil or just madly in love with Ross. This year was my favorite Vday so for. Ya Ya came and stayed overnight with the kids and we went to a romantic lodge and spa. We ate like royalty, relaxed, slept through the whole night, and didn't have two little rascals sharing our bed. It was amazing....

Superheroes

Jaxon and his best bud Xavier doing what they do best... If they aren't playing pirates they are dressing up as their favorite superhero. Sometimes we have to put together some makeshift costumes. You should see the tears when it's time to put on real clothes!

All of the Spiderman movies have been watched at least a hundred times a piece at our house and Jaxon is really into role play. He must get it from his mom and dad. J/K.... He always wants me to pretend like I'm Mary Jane from the Spidey flicks. This is a re-enactment from the famous Spiderman and Maryjane kiss. He also always says, "Mom, can we do a frech kiss this time?". Cute and creepy all at the same time. I love this little boy!

The future Mr. and Mrs.

So we went a little wild today with the living room photo shoot. This is deacon and Ivy's wedding announcement one day.

Baby, where'd you get that body from?????

I got it from my MOMMA..........

Ivy is always ready for her close ups.

"I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk"

Favorite food: FEET

Little lady in the making

She's so cute I have to resist the urge to bite her. I secretly have urges to put makeup on this little four month old baby. I won't. I'll just have to settle for big tacky bows and painting her tiny nails. I really can't believe god sent me a daughter considering all of my strange urges involving makeup, high heels, and hair extensions. just my luck she'll be the biggest tomboy ever.

Until the time comes wheres she starts despise me I will take full advantage of dressing up my little princess in whatever I like.

"Mom, Enough with the camera, seriously"

Better late than never

Jaxon and his homies


Notice the matching outfits? She is already exibiting signs of a great fashion sense


Jax and my "not so little" anymore brother


Sophie, Halle and Jaxon sharing some cousinly love


Thanks for the amazing blessing uncle Randy

We had a blessing at our house for both of the kids a few weeks ago. poor Jaxon was never blessed as a baby so we didn't want him to be left out. One can never have too many blessings right? Ross's brother, Randy gave them both a beautiful blessing. Ivy was sweet and quiet through the whole thing. Jaxon was extremely concerned about the laying on of the hands messing up his awesome hair do. My dad, Erin and little brother, Matthew came up for a visit and that made it all the more special. We had and amazing Mexican style buffet loved every minute of it.

Family photo shoot

The many faces of Jaxon

Live with Regis and Kelly's baby contest there we come.......................

4 months old

My little princess if growing up! time flies when your up all night....
Some of Ivys favorite things to do at 4 months are:

-Smile and laugh at the family she chose
-Stick out her tounge all the time
-Roll over
-Grab little things she sees
-Sit in her Bumbo
-Suck on her toes
-Pinch her mom
-turn heads everywhere she goes