so i lied. date is 12nov. a week has passed from my birthday. and about 3 weeks since i last posted something. yikes. KEEP UP WITH IT YOU LAZY BASTARD. i really need to, think it's the only way i'm ever going to remember what's been going on in my life.
so here goes. 5nov. i turned a full 24. shit. that means i'm just abt 25 and it means that i'm 30 if you round up my age. eeeeeeeeeeks. 5 more years and i'm supposed to have a kid, either by adoption or by IVF, or even better, a surrogate mum. yes dont laugh. that's my goal for now. i want a kid so badly.
lets go back one day. 4nov. acutally rewind to 3nov. grace's birthday. had dinner at this aussie place called
eight mile creek. yes the name's a bit of a lost cause. thank god the food was deeeeee-lish. but when is food not? ok anyhoos, so after that we go to
purple, this place that i went to a couple of weeks ago. good music, small bar. and of course being grace's birthday, alcoholic hedonism was bound to happen. let's see. wine at dinner. 2 drinks. 6 shots within an hour. 3 more drinks after that? so much for an easy night. we proceed to
element after. i like this place. it's a little more grunge, music's good. but it just stinks quite a bit from everyone's dreadlocks. yeah so you get the gist abt the scene. KILL ME PLEASE!!! after that i had a chiken cutlet sandwich!! that's not the end of it. vicks came over so we got like pop corn and nachos from the deli. ok i'm starting not to like this 24-hr deli business. time of snooze... 6am
4nov. 10am. phone's ringing. lee's calling. she's complaining abt her night. got too drunk. puked and etc. lee, dont worry, we've all been there. talk for abt an hour. go back to bed. 1130: phone's rining. it's elaine. decide that i should try sleeping instead. so i dont pick up the call. 12ish-1, i'm semi awake. jacqui calls. she's arrived. arrange to meet in soho. walk for a bit. then we meet up w lee. go to
the mercer hotel, borat was there. yeah thought it was him but he looked diff so wasnt sure. then i saw his gf, i.e. isla fisher, next to him. that's when i realized it was him. ok i can't be bothered to type about what happened over the next 2 hours, but just for my memory: yakitori, ginger!
k so ffwd to 11pm. get to
double happiness. place is packed. and there's no recception downstairs. how's everyone's going to find me? well, thank goodness everyone did. had soooooooooo much fun. ten million thanks to everyone who showed up and made it a FUN-tastic night. too bad i dont remember some of it. BLACKOUT alert. eeeeeeks. jon had to remind me of some of the stupid stuff i did. like public pee-tles and more. ha. yes, i do remember talking to some guy who claimed to be from CMU too, while in the bathroom. thanks for bringing that up. i hate blackouts! so is it really that bad to take a p on the streets at like 4am in the morning when no one's around and i can't hold it in? back to reality, so we all head back to my place. amylee comes. she's pretty drunk and i guess she still wanted to hang after running off to some other bar with pamilyn and cate and co. managed to convince jacqui to come over too even though it was like 4am. haha. that idiot slept right through alarms and my 238439 phone calls to wake her up. so much for painting the town red while visiting new york. shups and the rest try making ramen. dont think they were too successful. everyone was drunk. haha. thank goodness i didnt have the munchies. i saved on 300 cals!! yeahhhhhhhhhhh. amylee and jacqui stay over. hmmm. to sum it all, great great night. too little sleep.
some evidence:







like cutest picture EVER














NB: some photos didnt make the cut cos i looked a) too fat (and i already look fat in many of the pictures so go figure how bad the others turned out) b) too drunk c) just looked bad. so sorry to the rest of the photos
5nov. dimsum gogo!!! get waken up by amylee and jacqui talking. i want sleep but the thought of dimsum, tgtbt. (too good to be true) go for dimsum. eat eat eat. food coma starts to sink in plus was knackered. so we all decide it's time to head home for a nappers. yeahhhh. food + sleep, and in that order! can life get any better? decide i need to get a bolster when i go home. 9pm. meet jacks and maizy for yakitori. elaine and jessie joins us. elaine was on a roll that night. everything she said was funny. i give alcohol the credit. go to cabin after to play some pool. lee plus alex plus nick(i think) join us. lee's nickname for the night - queen cock. one of elaine's comedic concoctions. found it fucking hilarious. but the funniest moment had to be lee's center-parted hair, so that her vision wldnt be blocked. hahahahahahhahaahahahha. ok too much rambling. plus i think i've exceeded the word count for this blog. enough already.