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I'm the worst blogger ever! I keep meaning to update about the move but I've been too busy going on walkies and chasing sun spots. Sorry!

We're all settled into the house and its tiny back yard! The yard is like 1/3 the size of our old yard but mom says that's tough cookies and we all have to deal. Hmmmfph!

Here's a pic of our new sub. We can see this really cool hill and we can also see Mt. St. Helen and Mt. Hood.



The new house has tons of big windows that let in lots of sun. It is a Boston's dream come true. Here I am showing how much I love the sun.



The weather has been pretty crappy so far but hopefully it gets nicer soon so we can all go to the beach and I can feed Stewage to the sharks.

Holy Toledo!

Long time, no blog! It's been really, really hectic here. But, good news: we are *finally* Portland bound! Mom, grandma, the brat and me leave in a week to move into our new home (well, grandma's not moving, she's just helping us move). Then dad will come out a few days after we arrive bringing the smelly beagle and stewage.



Goodbye, Ohio and good riddance!

Merry Christmas!!

I hope you all received all the pressies you wanted. I had a good day and Santa brought me a new loofah, a sock monkey and treats. I also beat up Stew a few times and made him cry like a baby. Also, the little brat fed me prime rib and rolls during dinner - it doesn't get any better than that!

I love autumn!

Okay, it's no secret that fall is my absolutely favoritist season evah. It's awesome - the weather is perfect, Christmas presents are right around the corner, we go on lots of walkies and my anniversary is November 1. I totally forgot about that so I hope Ikes can forgive me. I know he's been busy with his crazy move but I have no excuses. So, happy belated anniversary & I love you Ikes!

Happiness is... & Sigh

...chewing on a pink bone! I think this was manufactured just for me. I know it was! I am seriously that important.




So, my idiot brother wasn't getting enough attention from his cancer. He had to go and shank himself on a stick when he was running outside. He's acting all pathetic and dad had to go get him better pain meds because he's been whining and acting sad all day.



Warning: This picture may be too graphic for squeamish readers!

Seriously?!

Here's a conversation I had with my mom today.

Me: Mom, WTF is this hideous thing?!
Mom: It's a Japanese Foo Dog, Martha, my love.
Me: WTF?! A Japanese Fool Dog?! Don't we already have one of those?!

Next time I go outside, I'm going to poop on it.

I'm back!

Oh yeah, I'm back. Finally. The brat is now 1 and my Dog was the cake good! Tomorrow I plan on catching up with all my blogging friends.