Cold jokes [REPOST]

Came across this post by a senior in this bloggie..
So i'm going to repost it. It's quite funny! very cold though...

"Monday, May 01, 2006

OK then. Instead of practicing GP as so wr(O)ng said, I shall share some cold riddles. Some may have heard of it. AHahha. But anyway, no harm sharing with others who have not! Prepare yourselves.

1. Cell and bacteria were having a race. Cell lost. So what did the bacteria say to the cell?
2. How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
3. Which is the coldest part of your body?
4. Which is the smartest part of your body?
5. Which part of the body will be alive forever?
6. Why can't the bicyucle stand on its own?
7. Why is the pi3 sai4 (nose poop) so angry all the time?
8. Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
9. The neutron went into the bar and asked for a jug of beer. After his drink, he left without paying.

Why?

1. Cellulose
2. 'eclipse it
3. Your eyes. (ice)
4. Your nose. ('cause he knows it all)
5. Your liver. (No need for reason I suppose)
6. It was too tired.
7. 'cause he keeps getting picked on
8. 'cause he got stuck on the chicken's foot
9. 'cause the bartender said, "For you, no charge!"

-mich- "

Seniors' Step Down.......

Ooops..
The batch of 08/09 have stepped down officially.
Haven't have our Farewell dinner yet though.
(which will mostly likely take place after the J1 terms exam)

Anyways, the new batch of comm. members are..
President: Keith
Vice-President: Clarisa
Secretary cum Treasurer: Caroline
Librarian: Joshua
Concert master: Rayner
V2 SL: Pei Yi
Viola SL: Clarisa
Cello/Bass SL: Serene

The election was certainly a tough one, but still, we managed to pass the baton to our fellow J1s! :D
Congrats once again..

Upcoming events:
17 June: BBQ at Clarisa's house from 3pm to 12am
T3W2: J2s' Farewell dinner? farewell party? LOL!