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Monday, September 27, 2004 / 10:22 AM / Diego Ryo

Hey 7A,

I have a good news and a bad news....

the bad news is we cannot have the saturday and sunday after promo to ourselves...

the good news is....

be ready for this...

make sure no one is around, coz sure u would not want others to see ur frantic rapture...

make sure you have no heart attack...














ready?












We've got our very first and own CHALET

Courtesy of Esther and her mother...it would be on, as promised and as agreed, 8th to 10th October....at pasir ris there i think....i not beri sure, esther more sure than me....hmm...maybe you pple can ask zichao abt additional info coz i am sure he would know...haha

but yeah! keep yourself free and unoccupied and happy that 3 dayz...remember, it is immediately after the last paper

further details will discuss laterz....any quiries can ask esther or zichao, dun ask me...haha

SCGS??? was this quiz done by SCGS ppl?? muz be paka one!
Sunday, September 26, 2004 / 8:50 PM / <=§hEryL=>

scgs
Singapore Chinese Girls' school

HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HHHHHHHHUH???? i don't like sleeveless blue pinafore!!


which secondary school (singapore) should you be in?
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RGS. err...haf no idea how it works.
Saturday, September 25, 2004 / 10:22 PM / Arctichawk

rgs
Raffles Girls' School

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ACS I???!!!
/ 9:29 PM / lol

u think scgs bad enough? here's worse! acsi!? arghhh!

acsi
Anglo-Chinese School (Independent)

which secondary school (singapore) should you be in?
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Wednesday, September 22, 2004 / 8:58 PM / Diego Ryo

Waaaa......SCGS...sobz...

scgs
Singapore Chinese Girls' school


which secondary school (singapore) should you be in?
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Quite long...but damn farnie..something i got from our senior class blog
Sunday, September 19, 2004 / 6:33 PM / Diego Ryo

Top Student Feigns Surprise At 'A' Level Results

Posted on Wednesday, September 06, 2000
Topic: Local News

by Ayam Goreng

Top student Chow Mah Ger, 18, of Raffles Junior College, widened his eyes upon receiving his 'A' level results, creating the widespread impression that the 4 A's he obtained in Chemistry, Biology, Physics and Maths 'C', A1's in General Paper and Chinese, as well as Special Paper Distinctions in Chemistry, Biology and Physics, were totally unexpected.

"This is unbelievable," Chow was reported saying to himself, audibly enough for his curious classmates to hear, but not too loud as to appear as if he was gloating over the entire school population, "I never expected this at all."

By affecting a certain trembling of his hands while removing the results slip from its envelope, and subsequently gulping as he saw his grades revealed by a gradual inching over the envelope's edge, Chow was able to orchestrate the overall illusion that his results were achieved purely by chance, rather than through countless hours of anti-social mugging in the school library.

"It's not as if it's a big shock to all of us," remarked Jacklyn Seet, 18, his classmate, who would only mention that her results were 'not as impressive'. "Mah Ger has always been the biggest mugger in the class. He's got this special system of highlighting his notes, switching between purple, green, blue, pink and yellow, so his notes always look like some crazy colour chart. But if you ask me, it's to make his notes look like such an eyesore that nobody else would want to read them."

This possessive streak in Mah Ger's studying habits has not escaped the notice of other students who share lecture halls with him.

According to rugby captain and retainee Andy Seow, 20, "Mah Ger was this guy who sat right in front of the lecture, bent over, adjusting his specs, and clamping about 10 different highlighters between his thighs. We all thought he was too poor to afford higher degree spectacles or something and I guess we sort of pitied the guy. But the thing was that he sat in front so that he could snatch the transparency from the lecturer in case he couldn't finish copying in time."

Upon further nudging, Seow reluctantly shared the following anecdote: "See, there was this one time when I think he didn't cap his highlighters properly and so the crotch area of his white pants sort of got stained with these rainbow-coloured markings. And believe it or not, the guy wasn't even aware of it. When he walked past the rugby table, we all started singing the Paddle Pop song, but he still didn't get it."

"What I don't get is why he has to act like he's so surprised at getting his results," remarked Nizam Haron, 18, Mah Ger's alleged rival in the school's Chemistry Olympiad team. 'He's a total muggertoad, no girlfriend, no TV, he doesn't even turn up for class barbecues. I bet you he already knew what grades he was getting immediately after the papers. I had the good fortune of taking the train back with him after the exams and he kept trying to compare his answers with mine. There was this long debate we had about the structure of benzene and he called me up the next morning to tell me that he was right after reading up Paterson's Organic Chemistry. And he kept going on about how he's only managed to detect two mistakes so far, and he had the feeling that his A was in the bag. Big deal. All I wanted at that point was to go out and party."

When asked if he had attended the Prom Night, the school's glitzy end-of-year affair where students indulge in rounds of autographs, photo-taking, and general nostalgia, Chow could only offer a bashful smile and said, "I'm sorry, I'm just a bit too overwhelmed right now, this whole thing is just so unexpected." He then returned to the task of posing for press photographs, beaming widely, and holding his results slip in his hands in triumphant poses.

After using the words 'unexpected' and 'surprised' at least 30 times throughout the course of the day, including their equivalent versions in Mandarin for the benefit of the Chinese papers, Mah Ger was able to share with us his impressive list of ECA achievements, which included being the Chairman of the Wargamers' Society, Vice-Chairman of the Horticultural Club, a Treasurer of the Computing Society, as well as manning the water station for the inter-faculty Cross Country competition a year ago. He was also an amateur pipa player and shook the tambourine during a mini-concert on Teacher's Day as a member of a short-lived band called 'Chain Reaction', consisting mainly of gangly, awkward, zero-charisma Triple Science students.

Vikram Naidu, 18, a student councillor, had a few parting shots: "He really shouldn't have overdone the 'totally stunned' look. Is Mah Ger going to get his A's? Is the Pope Catholic? Tomorrow we're all going to see him in the papers, top student, active in ECA's, now in Officer Cadet School, which is a mystery to all of us because this was the guy who skipped PE lessons when the school was being painted because he claimed the fumes made him giddy."

"I'm sure he's going to brag about how he achieved it all through consistent hard work, and fail to mention the fact that the librarian often used to jangle her keys in front of his face and chase him out of the library or how he's completed his ten-year series books three times over," continued Mr. Naidu. " And if it's the Mah Ger we all know, he might even mention the fact that he was even nominated for Prom King. The sad thing is everyone in the entire school knew it was a sabo job, except him."

When asked if Chow eventually turned up for the Prom, Naidu erupted in a burst of laughter and replied, "Did Mah Ger attend the Prom? Does the sun rise in the West?"


Doctor
Sunday, September 12, 2004 / 10:33 PM / Diego Ryo

Doctors
When a group of doctors were told to contribute to the construction of a
new wing at a hospital:
the allergists voted to scratch it;
the dermatologists preferred no rash moves;
the gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it;
the microsurgeons were thinking along the same vein;
the neurologists thought the administration "had a lot of nerve";
the obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception;
the ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted;
the orthopedists issued a joint resolution;
the parasitologists said, "Well, if you encyst";
the pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!";
the pediatricians said, "Grow up!";
the proctologists said, "We are in arrears";
the psychiatrists thought it was madness;
and finally, the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The radiologists could see right through it;
the internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow;
the plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter";
the podiatrists thought it was a big step forward;
the D.O.s thought they were being manipulated;
the urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water;
the anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas;
the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no;
and the otologists were deaf to the idea.

Needless to say, the idea of contributing to a new wing didn't fly!

Business...
Sunday, September 05, 2004 / 4:17 AM / Diego Ryo

This is how business is done!!

to all future businessmen and women out there..


Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son

Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son : "I will choose my own bride".

Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."

Son : "Well, in that case..."

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates

Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."

Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."

Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President : "Ah, in that case....."

This how business is done!!


Interesting...
/ 2:52 AM / Diego Ryo



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The Choir Boys rox!
Saturday, September 04, 2004 / 11:01 PM / boonshan

The Choir Boys rox!

b4 anione gets the wrong impression..im referring to the french movie Les Choristes, translated into The Choir Boys.Wonderful story abt how an unemployed music teacher formed a choir in a correctional boarding school n used music to change the pupils' lives..No magnificent scenes, no romance in the air, no fantastic looking cast (a few of the boys are quite cute though..), but loads of wonderful music (i could juz melt..) n a simple yet touching storyline..Just my cup of tea.. :) Shld try to catch it, though im not sure everyone would like it though..simply hope to lay my hands on the soundtrack!!!

happy bug