=)

GUYS MUST BLOG!!
hahahahaha pl camp hahahahaha stupid sean go and pon

we had fun with our common tests.

half our citties are over! yay!

Its Glory Lasted for One Day

.. and is reminiscent of our e-group. no one bears to close it down.

!

nono cannot close this blog. must keep!! :)

No-one's blogging?

Again?

Argh.

Turns out that Woonie doesnt want to do home server any more.

Dr William Tan's thing is coming soon.

hi world

am blogging here because my wonderful home server is down from some AcceptEx error.

wth.

am configuring home server for woonie now. currently installing mysql.

No >1 Month Stagnancy

Hi everyone.

You should try not to leave any blog stagnent for more than a month.

Remember the times where we used to post >20 posts a day?

Sheesh, Blogger seems so wrong now that I've gotten used to WordPress.

Exibitions to Go For This June

Originally posted on 3Morons

Hey,

Happy June! If you're bored this week then you can check out these two
exhibitions, both ending this Sunday...

PC Show
At Singapore Expo Hall 6
>From 2 June 2005 (Thursday) to 5 June 2005 (Sunday)
http://www.smafederation.org.sg/events/control.cfm?ID=6964

World Book Fair
At SUNTEC Singapore International Convention and Exhibition Centre
Hall 401-404
>From 28 May 2005 (Saturday) to 5 June 2005 (Sunday)
http://www.bookfair.com.sg/bookfair/

I checked the rest of the exhibitions already for June, and they were
like Car Shows, Lighting Conventions, 3nd World Congress of Nephrology
(wth) so yeah..

Anyway, the Singapore Bloggers' Convention (Bloggers.SG) would be held
next month on 16 July 2005 (Saturday) at the Woodlands Regional
Library.. there's a conspiracy theory coming up that the government's
trying to take over our blogs. The refreshments would be provided by
SHINE which is by MYCS, so..

Wei Zhong

no-one's blogging?

imma gonna get ocd from clicking thunderbird again and again..

ge open house

ive been keeping a written diary for one week-plus now. you know all the long long blog entries on everyday events as well as special events? they still run in my written diary. ive written about ora food and fun fair (complete with pictures), swimming carnival, and am writing about ge open house.

ge open house. a mess of emotions.
at the start, felt anticipating and all that.
racist sentiments with the teacher added to the fun.
then after that all that angst from not being able to eat all the (warning: underestimation coming up) good food.
then the loss of not finding shayi.
the regret of having missed out the classroom part of the route, or else i could have found shayi and the parents.
the overwhelming feeling that ive done nothing much.
the anticlimax of the sudden ending of our duty (without having done anything much).
the confusion about the whole idea of sucking-up.
the surprise at the number of teachers who practice favoritism. and the disgust.
finally, the conversation in the dark with shida. realised a lot of things. the reason behind everything. heard a perspective, although i tend to disagree that RF would eventually be "forced" to practice favoritism.

a little bit of discussion on favoritism here. shall not name names because it's after all quite sensitive. basically this certain classmate commented that he can't stand this certain teacher because there'd be a bunch of suckers-up crowding around her. then i said that teachers are poor things, and we should make friends with them and there's nothing wrong. then he pointed out the idea that some teachers do practice favoritism and award disgustingly high marks to certain parties who curry flavour from them.

after the discussion with certain people, i maintain that we should like make friends with all teachers. but we must not make friends with the intention to like get more marks. there's nothing wrong with the former actually. it should be encouraged. teachers are, after all, humans too. they eat, they feel, they sleep, like humans do.

back to my diary. im not sure what's keeping my diary going now. all that im going to write won't be seen by anyone. would it, then, be worth my time?
the initial thrill of having to blast ANYONE worn off already, almost completely.
the purpose of keeping my diary on an eighty-page popular exercise book is so that i can turn back any time and return to blogging. and i think im going to do so soon.

Chocolate is an Expensive, Exotic Thing

Yep, so yesterday's Maths we continued to go through the paper. Unlike two days ago, there were no arguments regarding the paper. So RF gave Chian Fern and I a bar of 50 g Toblerone for topping 3LEnriched and 3MEnriched respectively. Fu Ginn took Chian Fern's bar while well, I kept mine with the intention to distribute it to the class afterwards.

So well I was waiting for the right time to give out the chocolates. Near the end of the lesson, I found my chance when he finished going through the graph question.

Me: Sir, can I give out chocolates now?
RF: No? It's for you!
Me: I believe in communism.
RF: I don't.
*I return to my seat*
RF: It's up to you. It's yours already.

Since he didn't want it... I waited until he went out of class before opening the bar of chocolate.

The wrapper of the bar of Toblerone

Beneath the cover, the chocolate was enclosed in a thin foil of aluminium just like the kit-kat chocolate bars you have. And beneath the foil, the chocolate was segmented into triangular sections, each engraved with a letter of the word TOBLERONE.

I started giving out segments of chocolate to people to the left of the classroom. At the start people weren't like acting very wrong, but by the time I reached the back of the classroom, people were like rushing to me and saying, "I want! I want!"

We are in Secondary 3M, not Primary 3M.

I was remotely disgusted. Even the refugees line up for free food, and this was just chocolate. Yet, I distributed on. Until there was one segment left in the aluminium foil.

I said that there was nothing left, and conveniently slipped the last segment into my mouth.

Toblerone. I haven't tasted it for years, literally. My aunt used to buy it for me, but stopped long ago, about Primary 5. The packaging hasn't changed for years, although flavours (Dark Chocolate etc) have been added.

This is one of the first few rewards I've ever had in my secondary school life. In the first two years, Mrs Selvan used to give kit kats. Ms Aymie Lim gave chocolates too, but I never got them. Then this year Mr Ong gave chocolates for top in assignments and tests.

*Fast forward to after third lang*
Me: We should laugh often, just like chocolate, it releases endorphins!
Hwee Leong: No? Chocolate releases sex hormones.
Me: They do?! Then Raymond Fong gave me chocolates, what does that mean?!
Hwee Leong: Imagine if _____________ gives chocolates... that time he gave M&M's to _________ and he cut out the wrapper and pasted it in his diary.

*Fast forward to NTUC*
I checked the price of Toblerone out of curiosity. It turns out that FairPrice Bedok didn't sell the 50 g one. The 100 g one was $2.34 and the 30 g one was 95¢. So the 50 g one should be $1.30 to $1.50.

Chocolate is expensive, isn't it.

Singapore GaGa

23rd May 05
Singapore GaGa @Singapore Art Museum Mon 23 May
Singapore GaGa screens at the Museum on Vesak Day Monday in conjunction with Singapore Art Museum's President's Young Talents Exhibition which features Pin Pin's work. Its followed by a talk.

Singapore Art Museum, 4pm, The Cube. (seats 40), Free
71 Bras Basah Road [1]

want to go or not? i bet it will be full house and more. it's quite a nice documentary about the sights and sounds of singapore. i saw it the other time, and i want to see it again..

it's only next monday.

Singapore GaGa Review by Adrian Sim

konnyaku jelly

today i saw ppl selling konnyaku jelly at 4 for $2.40.. and we were like selling 3 for $1.. our sizes were about the same, and we also had fruits just like them.. see, i told you CO was selling less than market price yesterday.. never listen.

hello everyone.

watch out for the article on blogging and the law in the sunday times tmr!

today

today girlgirl dao-ed boyboy for the better worse part of the day.
boyboy was sadsad cuz girlgirl had her phone and boyboy wondered why girlgirl never reply.
then boyboy went to the place girlgirl was supposed to be at.
but boyboy could not find girlgirl.
sadder.
boyboy vent anger (and be kind) by spending money everywhere.
giv money dun take goods.
everybody including boyboy was happier.

but boyboy dun giv up.
so boyboy ask other girl where girlgirl was.
other girl say girlgirl went to buy stuff.
boyboy happy abit.

then after awhile boyboy finally found girlgirl!
so boyboy was very happy.
decided to spend some more money and take taxi bring girlgirl to wonderland.

end of story~

don't phunk with my heart

No, no, no, no, don't phunk with my heart
(Yeah)
No, no, no, no, don't phunk with my heart

I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby)
I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby)

Girl, you know you got me, got me
With your pistol shot me, shot me
And I'm here helplessly
In love and nothing can stop me
You can't stop me cause once I start it
Can't return me cause once you bought it
I'm coming baby, don't got it (don't make me wait)
So let's be about it

No, no, no, no, don't phunk with my heart

Baby, have some trustin', trustin'
When I come in lustin', lustin'
Cause I bring you that comfort
I ain't only here cause I want ya body
I want your mind too
Interestin's what I find you
And I'm interested in the long haul
Come on girl (yee-haw)

(come on)

I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby)
I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby)

No, no, no, no, don't phunk with my heart

Girl, you had me, once you kissed me
My love for you is not iffy
I always want you with me
I'll play Bobby and you'll play Whitney
If you smoke, I'll smoke too
That's how much I'm in love with you
Crazy is what crazy do
Crazy in love, I'm a crazy fool

No, no, no, no, don't phunk with my heart

Why are you so insecure
When you got passion and love her
You always claimin' I'm a cheater
Think I'd up and go leave ya
For another se᯲ita
You forgot that I need ya
You must've caught amnesia
That's why you don't believe

(uh, yeah, check it out)

Don't you worry 'bout a thing, baby
Cause you know you got me by a string, baby
Don't you worry 'bout a thing, baby
Cause you know you got me by a string, baby

Baby girl, you make me feel
You know you make me feel so real
I love you more than sex appeal
(Cause you're)
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl [5x]

[overlapping]
No, no, no, no, don't phunk with my heart [2x]
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl [2x]

I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby) [4x]

Don't you worry 'bout a thing, baby
Cause you know you got me by a string, baby
Don't you worry 'bout a thing, baby
Cause you know you got me by a string, baby

untitled

nothing works on her.

Gold With Honours

Getting gold is great. Getting gold with honours is better. =D

Good luck to all in ur upcoming competitions.

woonie =)

English Lesson Part I

yes, your england tuition teacher is feenally here! he will bring you a series of pwnage lessons!

today, we weel learn prrooo-nun-cia-tion! rafflesians need to brushed up their engrish. oh oops. this is public blog arr =)

anyway, just try reading these out for a start =)

> 1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
> 2) The farm was used to produce produce.
> 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
> 4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
> 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
> 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
> 7) Since there's no time like the present, its time to present the present.
> 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
> 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
> 10) I did not object to the object.
> 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
> 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
> 13) They were too close to the door to close it.
> 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
> 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
> 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
> 17) The wind w! as too strong to wind the sail.
> 18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
> 19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
> 20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
> 21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

chinese joke

Hope u enjoy this joke. xD

一天魔王抓走公主,公主一直叫.

魔王 ：「你盡管叫破喉嚨吧...沒有人會來救你的....」
公主 ：「破喉嚨..破喉嚨..」
沒有人：「公主..我來救你了...」
魔王 ：「說曹操曹操就到...」
曹操 ：「魔王..你叫我幹嘛..」
魔王 ：「哇咧..看到鬼」
鬼 ：「靠!被發現了..」
靠 ：「阿鬼,你看得到我噢...」
魔王 ：「Oh,My God!」
上帝 ：「誰叫我?」
誰 ：「沒有人叫你啊...」
沒有人：「我哪有？裝蒜啊！」
蒜 ：「誰在裝我？」
誰：「又說我？你們找麻煩啊？」
麻煩 ：「哪一個找我？」
哪一個：「找你？我才沒有...咦，這兒有好多人。」
好多人：「我才剛到耶你是誰？」
哪一個：「我才不是誰。」
誰：「他才不是我。」
公主 ：「大家都是來救我的嗎？」
大家都：「我不是來救你的，是來看熱鬧的。」
熱鬧 ：「我有啥好看的？」
上帝 ：「不關我的事，先走了。」
魔王 ：「你回答一個問題再走，哪來so many people救公主？我這個魔王怎樣演下去？」
下去 ：「你好好的魔王不幹，演我做啥？」
公主 ：「魔王若是沒有人演，我就可以走了。」
沒有人：「若是我演魔王，怎會讓你走...」
怎會：「我才不讓公主走，我要看熱鬧。」
熱鬧 ：「看我乾嘛？」
我幹嘛 ：「你居然要『看』我？流氓！」
你居然 :「我哪有？」
我 :「關我啥事ㄚ?」
魔王 :「靠!我要瘋了......」
靠:「喊我幹嘛!...」
瘋了 :「你要我幹啥？」
你要我 :「我啥都不知道ㄚ!」
我啥都不 :「我哪知啊!」
我哪知 :「我在這裡ㄚ!有人在叫我嗎?」
有人：「我沒有叫你啊!」
我沒有：「誰叫他了啊?」
誰：「冤枉啊...我沒有...」
我沒有：「我可沒冤枉你啊...」
你：「諒你也不敢。」
諒你：「誰說我不敢!?」
誰：「拜托啊...我啥都沒說啦」
我啥都沒：「你要我說啥?」
我啥都不：「...你...你不就是我那失散多年的兄弟嘛?」
我那失散多年的兄弟：「靠...我名字取這樣長...也會被叫到啊...」
誰：「...我要趕快離開這個是非之地」
是非：「訽來這裡是我的地盤啊...」
我啥都不and我啥都沒：「你們別吵我們在講話啦...」
你們別吵我們：「我沒有在講話啊...」
我沒有：「我才沒有講話咧!...」
我啥都不：「-_-\\\\\\\"...走...我們到外面去聊...」
走：「人家不好意思啦...(扭捏)」
我啥都沒：「關你屁事啊...閃啦...」(兩兄弟生氣地走出去)
關你屁事：「嗚...幹嘛趕我走...」
幹嗎：「我沒有要趕你走啦...乖...不要哭」
我沒有：「噢...又關我啥事了」
關我啥事：「啥?有人叫我嗎?」
有人：「誰要叫你啊...」
誰：「我真的要走了...T.T」
走：「人家真的不好意思啦...*V.V*」(\\\\\\\"誰\\\\\\\"不隻倒地)
關你屁事：「...你不是我表妹嘛?」
關我啥事：「...表哥...好久不見啦...」
好久：「我不是在這裡嘛...」
魔王：「你們有完沒完？」
完沒完：「他才沒有我」
你們：「我才沒有他」
我才：「誰說的？」
誰：「叫我幹嘛？」
嘛：「你們倆真不要臉！」
你們倆：「我要！我要！」
臉：「誰要我？」
誰：「我不要啊」
魔王：「快一點，再說我可要攆人啦」
人啦：「敢攆我？找K」
K：「誰找我？」
誰：「aaaaaaa！別提我的名字，再提我也k他！」
他：「別K我」
我：「誰要K我？」
誰：「終于讓我逮著一個啦，殺呀」
一個啦：「別逮我」
我：「我也受夠啦，誰再提我的名字，我絕不放過你！」
誰：「看我的降龍十八掌！」
我：「看我的九陰白骨爪！」
降龍十八掌：「我有蝦米好看的？」
九陰白骨爪：「我有啥好看的？」
蝦米好看的：「兄弟，我終于找著你啦！」
啥好看的：「哥，咱出去聊。」
魔王：「媽的...這是認親大會啊...」

從此以後，魔王真的得了精神分裂症 （完）

Till the next time, it's me, woonie, signing off.

early!

hahahaaa... today so slack... hm speech was... quite short =) thankfully. and his english is quite bad too =) sakhar din come... kenneth teo came in and said "sakhar left you some work". then he gave out a worksheet and said "now im going out, so you know what to do". lol free period. managed to do finish quite a bit of chinese work =) then was chem, quite slack too. math. chinese. all slack. then re. slack again. then 1.30 go eat lunch at kfc... then uhh go home!!

ArE You A HiPSter? Am I Hipster?

of course you're not. unless you're telling me you are long pants worn very low lar, but i don't think long pants can talk to me lar. I can understand if you are worn low lar, tho I would then think you meant worn out budden become so err, worn out the cannot think straight liao, then say worn low. But see ah, straight slant very bad meh? They everyday ask us to think out of the box, so if we think slant in a box surely can break out one mah. Ehh. Actually cannot! Think straight then you go thru box only would slow down the think-wave, if think slant maybe get total internal reflection, then cannot exit box liao. haha. Think-wave. ahaha. See I so worn out already, brainwave become thinkwave. But thinkwave fits better lar, brainwave seems out of place. See I so smart thinking out of the box liddat. That means I worn low liao, and wad more I really wearing long pants... So i hipster lor.

yay!

hi yijing.

one more addition!

umm how?
in order to speak nonsense you must make no sense. In order to make no sense you must fulfil the reader's sense experiences up to saturation level so that you can't make any more sense to him. so you pump him with lots of pictures, smells, sounds, tastes and feelings, and bombard him with these for about one hour or so until you see that look on his face, then AHA you know that you can now make no sense. for example you get lots of leonardo da vinci paintings and put them all around him, lock him in a room and put lots of aymielim's perfuem inside, blast the room with simple plan music (or just bring him to the indoor stadium some time soon), give him lots of fruits to it and get an osim massage chair for him. then can liao.

ta-da. not very hard la. juz need lots of logistics.

*winkwink*

heh andre dun everything also talk mark and grade la.. damn sian liaoz

and and.. ya just talk kok la. i mean u can talk abt other things besides kok la budden... not fun liaoz la so... juz talk kok la. nothing else.

sean! hi5! like who started lor -.-

propagande?

dun number pple leh... it results in the action of staring at the 4-digit number for a few seconds until you suddenly bang your head into the monitor cuz u realise how fking stupid u are ><

u dream of what matters most deep inside ur mind you know :)

and u know marc? the forum so kena sealed liao hor -.- only half the gep pple posted. yayness.

How on earth do you post lameness? i ... cnat. I fail horribly. i will get mark- C (^^)

blah

last post of the day!
how time flies.
26 days liao.
and there are only 365 days in a year.
don't you wish you could stop time and ...

eh wait
u mean all the 26 posts were on the same day??
*gasp*

see wrongly see wrongly
d wrongly d wrongly
f wrongly f wrongly
(wonders what will happen if one day you said that huh... admission into hospital?)

3 yttrium atom

why why why?

why no more chinese no good?
no more chinese on your dashboard
then you get to practise less chinese
then you get to learn less new chinese words
then your chinese vocab becomes smaller
then you get to understand less chinese
then you might not be able to understand the test question
then you might fail your chinese test
then you might get a lower gpa than expected
then you might not get into rjc
then you might not get to see all the chio bus
but you might get into cjc
and cjc is good
because it has the highest percentage of teenage pregnancies
but i know alot of pple are christian here
so okay maybe it isn't that good
but anyway
then you might have a happier life
then you might make more new friends
so taking out chinese from your dashboard might be good.

why they call it a dashboard anyway?
not as if you are driving.
you see when you driving
you need to look left look right
make sure the driver behind infront to the left to the right of you not female
cuz female drivers chances are dun drive that well
unless u are exception
then might get into accident
so must watch out.

actually its good to be exception you know..
then you can be noticed by others
you become famous
you become notorious
everybody starts to know you as "The Exception"
like neo is the one
damn cool right
that black outfit
now since we are all in moor house
"the exception" shall wear a RED suit
RED pants
like the mask wear green suit
the exception will wear red suit
go around
"moor we want more" *clap clap clap clap clap*
exception sia.
sure gain attention.
you get ur picture on newspaper
you get stuff written on you
like xu chun mei.

xu chun mei is quite show off la.
but from certain perspective
also quite pitiful la
see how you look at it

talking about perspective
you know the teachers
always force us to "look at things from different perspectives"
and you know how?
through rubrics.
now u know rubrics is the thing i hate most

i bet you next time driving test also sure got rubrics one.
evil government.
eh wait cannot anyhow say.
later kena sue in court for defamation.
shhh.
some freedom of speech.
whoops whoops

we should be allowed to say anything we want!
cuz if we are not
it means somebody is controlling our minds
surely you don't want to live in the matrix?
you want to be free!
actually being free no good
it means you got no value
its like someone ask a girl for her phone number
then nobody give that person money
cuz she worthless.
then that is so sad.
the girl will feel damn demoralised
then one day she might start to learn how to fly~

flying fox is so fun.
why they call it flying fox?
why not flying rat?
flying goat?
or flying KANGAROO?

why why?
why must we ask why?
why did the historians invent this word for us to ask why?
because they know that eventually it will be shortened to the letter "y".
and y stands for "yeah i dun tink i have an answer."
y also stands for "yankie doodle"

think american!
or think chink?
how how
which one to choose from?
or should you just think singaporean
then life will be less complicated?

tomorrow is good friday!
everyone think good friday!
*good friday*
very goot

laff laff

hehe
it's the big big big big water~

In my mind
I can climb
All the mountains that surround me
My spirit's there, where eagles dare to fly

In my heart
There's a spark
That can light the world around me
An open door, where I am sure dreams are

It doesn't matter if I win
Or the colour of my skin
Cause the race is all about
Believing in yourself

And I dream
I can run
Like the wind
And be strong
When my heart just wants to give in
I dream
I can be
The hero that's in me
When I dream, I dream

If there's a time
In your life
When the odds are so against you
There's no defeat, if all you keep is pride
First or last
Slow or fast
There's a dignity that makes you
Keep driving on, when world's have come apart

It doesn't matter rich or poor
Or the things you've done before
Cause the race is all about
Believing in yourself

And I dream
I can run
Like the wind
And be strong
When my heart just wants to give in
I dream
I can be
The hero that's in me
When I dream, I dream

I dream
Of a moment
That forever will be golden
When the torch is passed
Only dreams will last
That are shared by everyone

And I dream
I can run
Like the wind
And be strong
When my heart just wants to give in
I dream
I can be
The hero that's in me
When I dream, I dream

who doesn't want to sell tissue
when the portal is lagging
when u stare at the screen and u dun feel like doing anything
when the dark blue uniform entices you?
hahaz

Quotable Quotes!

yay... ill finally put up all the quotes taken from the npcc police knowledge course! before i fell sick that is...hmm... as the standard of england in npcc is very bad, we shall just take it that all sentences begin with small letters.

Desmond, Area 4 HO
"has everyone kept to silent and vibrating mode?"
"before I forgot"
"change your profile"
"me, myself and other CIs"
"make the full use of your time"
"try to do stunt, play stacko game, stack mountain high"
"if you do not want to be that unlucky fellow, dont try your luck"

Dave, Some HQ Dood
"we are more than 10 year service"
"bring along a 2B pencil and a eraser"
"it is to facilitate you to take your test"
"im going to come down later on"
"the police force uphold this by working hand in hand with community"
"try to cater and tailor what SPF needs"
"there are 24 hour civilian (surveillance) cameras"
"liedies (ladies) and gentlemen"
"recopy them in a booklet"
"you can power through"
"these are the officers that works there"
"you can see clear ah?"
"we welcome you with your open hand"
"these are working dogs"
"can i have a look of hands"
"how old is the children"
"cut their hairs"
"we've got kisses (cases) to respond"
"to make sure that all of you walks and goes home safely"
"we also applies the same fairness for our internal customers"
"nobody owns singapore a living"

Raymond, The Other HQ Dood
"i too going to Bartley"
"muscellenous Ovvences (Miscellanous Offences) Act"
"you disturb my pronunciation"
"genuine imitation"
"auntie, over there my kuay teow very nice"
"go wash yourself up"

yupp, these are the quotes that i took down... im quite sure there are many more though =)

jap lessons

how ilearning brings about sadist minds:

this is what we thought of in jap class:

scenario:
yichao choked on a piece of vegetable while eating.while walking towards the balcony he tripped and fell down and broke his arm.then he was so shocked that he had a heart attack.his wife saw everything but decided not to care.she went to the supermarket.on the way to the supermarket,she got knocked down by a car.the driver of the car came out of his car and offered to send her to hospital.the wife decided to tell the driver about her husband.so an ambulance went to the couple's house and brought yichao to the hospital.back to the wife.but as the car was driving to hospital, they met with an accident with an ambulance.anyway.so i don't know what happened there.but back to yichao.lucky they took a different route and safely reached the hospital.

[alternative scenario:
yichao's 70-yr-old grandmother saw what happened and decided to carry both yichao and his wife to the hospital. strong sia]

BUT.
they found out after reaching the hospital that ALL THE DOCTORS WERE DOWN WITH DENGUE FEVER! -.-

so yichao waited for 3 days.finally a doctor came and operated on himthen after another 3 days, yichao miraculously recovered.

:o

storyline courtesy of yichao, myself, juanhe and mingquan.

ronald speaks

*clears throat*

ahem.

today,

ronald formally announces that...

he's going to start...








HOLIDAY HOMEWORK!!

*applause please*

nolahno i wasnt sarcastic sean -.-

and i wonder who's that admin who tagged on my blog -.-

and....

kohboonheng doesnt know how to close the forum!!

yippy ya ya yippy yippy ya
yippy ya ya yippy yippy ya
yippy ya ya yippy yippy ya ya yippy yippy ya ya yippy yippy yaaa~

gosh i haven't started on philo ilearning either -.-

:o only 2 million females... but 3 million males! stampede sia ><

and i can't believe it
i finished my term 1 week 5 homework aka reading portfolio! *gasp*

and if you think about her day and night
you will want to sleep!
if not you will not dream!
then you will never see her in your dreams!
then you will wake up so desolated, so lost ... :'(

btw kangaroo thinks that if that girl you don't know is in a bad mood, she'll probably say "wads ur problem" and even slap you. not worth for 10 bucks -.-

why does da vinci need a code?
because he didn't want to tell others if mona lisa was male or female!

you know, waking up halfway from a nap in a daze isnt good. thats what happened to me about 2 hours ago. and im still not thinking straight :S no as in not thinking PROPERLY

gosh. see what i mean

pwnzors

w00ts... yay im in the blog liaoz ^_^ hahahahahaaaa.... uhh huhhh hhuhuhhhuhh all the sec1 noobs coming online to kill the server now... ilagging, ihanging, idying wootz! so yar... rox my sox!

early rise early shine

wake up everybody! its 9 already.

but i bet marc woke up march earlier. right? or left?

because he was away since 1 hr ago and dunno go where.

it's only been 8 hours since we created this blog but already less than 50 posts! wow!

that was a good guide sean. but i prefer go straight up and ask haha. 50-50 chance.

funny

btw.

never. EVER. say that food tastes funny.

cuz u see if u say food tastes funny you tend to start laughing. then everybody will ask you "why are you laughing?" then you say "cuz the food tastes funny" then after a while u notice that pple eating that food have a smile on their faces. so if u eat food that tastes funny, you will become happy! because it makes you laugh!

actually you should la. nowadays very hard to happy life. so if our food tastes funny, we laugh more, and we get healthier life! then wun die so fast!

desperate pple

as i was saying

desperate pple do anything they want. they jump off buildings break piano strings hang themselves and wateva... talking abt breaking strings u know how easy it is to break the strings of a cello? just use a chain saw and bah ur four strings (and your cello) are gone. no more g-string. but if no more g-string... then...

what do crazy pple do at 1am?
they do nothing! because crazy pple sleep at 1am!

fast

the early bird catches the worm.

moral of the story:

the fastest blogger blogs the most.

makes sense?

okay it doesn't.

nvm.

and who is kbh's father?

ko-be bryant!!

... exactly. So NEVER EVER do something as stupid as this a d l a e o t l tt rs w e ou osts. Peoples lives are already have screwed up already (eg. bloody bright ideas like iLearning) so don't go and add oil to fire and do things like h s.

P r od.

you know

ever wondered how irritating it is when you see

*some missing text*

in your sms? it means your inbox is full. and you have to clear it.

don't you feel irritated when you don't get to see everything your friend sends you?

so..?

dun send blank stuff to other pple and make them depressed. or blog blank posts.

=)

bleh

how to post normally:
1) be yourself!
2) don't be miao!
3) remember your name is sean/marc/ronald/yixiang (cancel the other noobs/kings) and not something else
4) don't crack jokes. must be damn serious. and all your posts should go like this:

Hi guys, my name is Ronald. I am a nerd. Today my day went like this: I woke up, I ate, I did homework and I slept. Don't you think that is so fun?

5) don't think you are blogging. think you are dreaming. then you won't talk cock. cuz u can't talk in your dreams. right right?

yixiang so sadist. let's not learn from him.

instead let's learn from elmo!

be kindhearted!

dun be evil.

evil no good.

too evil later no power to do ilearning.

why is it 8 am now?

which cartoon character dun lyk to play scissors paper stone?






















doraemon! cuz whole day stone stone stone.. u paper win him liao ;)
dun say i say one ah

first

hello world!
can i be first?
you see i've never been first in my life before and i'm desperately in need to be damn ego so let me be first can can can can can........?