Wednesday, April 25, 2007

jerome here, im back again. tis week is getting busy wif everyone rushing through PI, GPP, tutorials and revision for today's SPA. So here's some jokes again:

Barry and Douglas, 2 professional footballers, were talking."Douglas, i wonder if there's football in heaven?"
"I dunno, Barry."
Some time later, douglas died. One day douglas called barry frm heaven, and barry took the opportunity to ask, "is there football in heaven?"
douglas answered,"i hav gd news and bad news. Which one do u wan to hear first?"
"The gd news."
"The gd news is tt there is football in heaven. The bad news is tt u r playing in goal tis sat."



A manager toking to his surbodinate who wanted a day off:
A day off?
So u wan the day off? let's take a look at wad u r asking for.
there r 365 days per yr available for work. there r 52 weeks per yr in which u already hav 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.
since u spend 16hrs each day away frm work, u hav used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.
u spend 30 min each day on coffee break. tt accounts for 23 days each yr, leaving only 68 days available.
with a one hr lunch period daily, u hav used up another 46 days leaving only 22 days available for work.
u normally spend 2 days per yr on sick leave. this leaves u only 20 days available for work.
we offer 5 hols per yr, so ur available working time is down to 15 days.
we generously giv u 14 days vacation per yr, which leaves u only 1 day available for work, and i'll be damned if u're gg to take tt day off!



"can i take the afternoon off? i would lik to go to my ex-boss's funeral," ah juan asked his new boss.
"Okay," the boss replied
the next day, the boss told ah juan, "i saw ur ex-boss tis morning."
"i didn't say he was dead," ah juan replied, "i said i would lik to go to his funeral."

hav a gd week ahead,
Jerome



8:16 PM

Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Hero - Mariah Carey

hi people,

Was so inspired that i just had to post the lyrics up.


Verse 1
There's a hero
If you look inside your heart
You don't have to be afraid of what you are
There's an answer if you reach into your soul
And the sorrow that you know will melt away

Chorus
And then a hero comes along
With the strength to carry on And you cast your fears aside
And you know you can survive
So when you feel like hope is gone
Look inside you and be strong
And you'll finally see the truth
That a hero lies in you

Verse 2
It's a long road
When you face the world alone
No one reaches out a hand for you to hold
You can find love if you search within yourself
And the emptiness you felt will disappear

Chorus

Bridge
Lord knows dreams are hard to follow
But don't let anyone tear them away
Hold on there will be tomorrow
In time you'll find the way

Chorus

That a hero lies in you


...your best friend

PS: http://www.lyrics007.com/Mariah%20Carey%20Lyrics/Hero%20Lyrics.html



9:29 PM


hi guys, this is jerome here. haha decided to get the username and pw frm yun ru to post some jokes down here reugularly... hopefully gd enough to make u laugh and release stress =)

Announcement in an aeroplane:
"This is captain Tan speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd lik to welcome u aboard Mercury Airlines Flight 007 frm S'pore to Delhi. We r currently flying at a height of 25,000 feet midway across the indian ocean. If u look out of the windows on the right side of the aircraft, u will observe tt both the engines r on fire. If u look out of the windows on the left side, u will observe tt the left wing has fallen off. If u look down towards the ocean, u will see a little yellow life raft wif 4 ppl in it waving to u. That's me ur captain, the co-pilot and 2 of the air stewardess. This is a recorded message... this is a recorded message..."

Gary was in jail. one day, he received a letter frm his wife."I hav decided to plant some tapioca in the back garden. When is the best time to plant it?" Gary knew the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter, "Dear wife, wadever u do, do nt touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the gold." 2 weeks later, he received another letter frm his wife. "u wouldn't believe wad happened, some men came wif shovels to the hse, and dug up the back garden!" Gary wrote another letter: "Now is the best time to plant the tapioca."

have a nice day,
Jerome



8:42 PM

Monday, April 16, 2007
Hey people

Finally free enough to squeeze out some time to write something here. All the homework and campaign preparation thingy are driving me nuts. haha.

Yup. Amazing race. haha long due le.
No prize man, but at least we had fun. Was leading at the start (mostly due to kok kun's previous experience and the organizers' lack of creativity in the questions). Then all the way leading (although 2 teams caught up abit). Until the checkpoint in Vivo City where it started to rain and we were not allowed to continue. Then most teams caught up. When they rain cleared, they did not stagger the timing!!! So all start equal again. haha. Then when we went sentosa, we were practically walking le, the rest of the story uall can guess le. (Halfway kok kun got cramps but i guess hes ok now le =))

Then, the music team.
I guess we need to know the timetable (CCA and other commitments not class timetable, im smart enough to deduce your class timetable). This way, we can facilitate the organization of some stuff. (Will try to leave out sundays though, cause young teenagers need some time to have fun, homework).

Anyways, YR, nice song. Very soothing, was trying to look for this song for very long le. I was inspired to become a nerd after hearing this song (but its a thing of the past).

Oh ya, before i sign off, uall want to go watch 'Sound of the Sea'? Its a thingy like musical fountain in sentosa, new attraction. Costs $6 to watch. Maybe we can make it a class outing (in june maybe? Can book hotel to stay over. haha). Idea.

...your best friend

PS: Timothy is one handsome and smart guy.



9:58 PM

Thursday, April 12, 2007
Life is so Busy

HI guys, its me again posting. Have been wondering if any of you actually check this blog on a regular basis or not... but anyways i noe all of us have been very busy this few days, leaving us very tired and lethargic.therefore i have hope that posting some funny stuff here can help relieve tension and simply relax..

Here's goes:

Title: Mother Says....

Throughout the centuries, mothers have given their children plenty of good advice and notable quotes.here's just a small sample:

Colombus's mother:" I don't care what you discovered, Christopher. You still could have written!"

Humpty Dumpty's Mother:" Humpty, if i've told you once, i've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? NOOOO!"

Michelangelo's mother:" Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"

Barney's mother:" I realize strained plums(a fruit) are your favourite, Barney, but you're starting to look a little purple.

Mona Lisa's mother:" after all th e money your father and i spent on braces,Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"

Batman's mother:" It's a nice car, bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance is going to be."

Goldilocks's mother:" I've got a bill here for a busted chair from the bear family. you know anything about this, Goldie?"

Albert Einstein's mother:" But Albert, It's your senior picture. Can't you do something aout your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something?"

Superman's mother:"Clark, your father and i have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths."

Thomas edison's mother:" Of course, I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb,Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!"

story by Martha Bolton from the book: Chicken soup for Kid's Soul

that's all for now cya guys soon and hope it helps



6:33 PM

Saturday, April 7, 2007

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ok that's the banner i made. LOL. yay. that's o7s19 cheer? comes with hand actions !

anyway, i duno how to put it on the blog as part of the layout. help!

all the best to those in amazing race.

and, as miss usha said, let's make choir concert a class outing for us. haha. really hope u guys could go to the choir concert. i've been very busy over that XD. support me, aikuen and hui ting ! thx !


_
shaa ;



6:35 PM

Friday, April 6, 2007

Here's the pictures that i promised you guys!!

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the talented aloysius playing the piano :D


okae time for some administrative stuffs:
1. please hand in your student profile form plus your photos to me on mon
2.those who want to go for the chior concert please give me ur name asap and bring the money on mon
3.about the class relay system thingy, i will tell you guys on mon who is ur relay buddy

aiyo so many things to do and jianhui dun want to help.always dump things for me to do.what kind of cm is he?? haha jk. i know u have help out too :D

busy busy busy. haiz. especially there are so many things to do for pw. i dun like pw!!!! i think many would agree with me.haha :D

oh ya..please include your blog link if u have one. ask either me,yunru or tim for the password to this account and you can also post on this blog!! must keep this blog active

starting to love 07S19!! WHEE!!!!

love,
ade :P



3:02 PM

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Hi people...

By the looks of it, guess our class quite alot of musical talent. So dunno why we in science stream, should go arts nia (got more chiobu somemore).

But anyways, yup, how about one day we go book a jamming studio and just like jam our hearts out (literally?). And maybe can play together as a band if got yuan fen.

Don't think this will be a regular thing for now though, cause all of us busy with our own schedule and other shitty stuff (like running away from DM). But I'm sure we can like just play together if we really got free time.

Who knows? We can cut album and trash other people's a** (you know who I'm talking about).

Haha. Jkjk. But in any case, just say 'aye' if you all want... lah. Or just reply in tagboard... lah.

... your best friend.



9:18 PM


Hello people!!!!!

Finally decided to blog at this plain-looking blog.*tsk tsk* haha jk :D will change a new blogskin this weekend.and i will upload the photo that we took on the byron day camp ( even though that photo is VERY blur, thanks to that teacher cum stalker who dont know how to use a digital camera properly.opps. lolz)

Okae we lost the debate today. YAY!!! no more debate anymore!! haha:) even though i feel like winning 07S25. so many points they talked until out of point lah.what close door?? dots lah -_-'''

Me,charlene,kok kun,timothy and jian hui are participating the amazing race this sat. so do give us your support ya?? WE WILL WIN!!

love,
adeline



8:50 PM