Striker with 69 EPL goals jokes he is the goalscoring machine Arsenal need to win title
Arsenal are hoping to win their first Premier League title since 2004 this season after finishing second behind Manchester ...
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Peter Crouch jokes about giraffe genes in holiday snap
English striker Peter Crouch is considered as one ... has a knack for being funny and is known for being self-deprecating. Nearly 10 years ago, he told Soccer AM: "Had I not become a footballer ...