Your friendly neighborhood Futurama robot, Bender Bending Rodríguez, can be counted on for two things: The desire to kill all humans, and being drunk. He literally needs beer to live, unlike you ...

But last month, in a hotly contested 8-7 decision, the Fourth Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals struck down Virginia’s habitual-drunkard law as “unconstitutionally vague” and for inviting ...