And then the jubilant Liverpool fans got on the train. They were celebrating their win. No they didn’t vote. Starmer is “as useful as a chocolate fireguard” and on the take.

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Also known as the Shutting The Stable Door After The Horse Has Bolted Award, this goes to the Financial Services Authority.

We tracked down the man nicknamed ‘The Chocolate Fireguard’ to relive his short, but unforgettable, spell on Wearside. There’s a special place in Sunderland history for Carsten Fredgaard ...

It is not known if tests are now to be conducted on the efficiency of the similarly-fabled chocolate fireguard. More on this story 'Doctor of chocolate' post on offer. Published.

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A TEESSIDE judge has criticised sentencing guidelines as being “like a chocolate fireguard” as he dealt with a domestic metal bar assault.

And Nina Shaw said: “NX is as useful as a chocolate fireguard. As soon as one bus is late all of them are late or don’t show until no buses in the evening. ...

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Also known as the Shutting the Stable Door After the Horse Has Bolted Award, this goes to Financial Services Authority.

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